Funny Games (2007) 2/10--What a pretentious piece of shit. It could ave been a really good thriller/horror flick OR a quirky and snide indictment of said movies. It failed on both counts. Naomi Watts ran around in her underwear for half the movie, which is why it got a 2 out of 10. No shit! What wa...

deathcurse wrote:Relax. It was a joke. I'm sure you heard one or two of them back in the vaudeville days.

I laffed!

The Last House On The Left, new version. 3.5/5

uptheass wrote:your wifes sideburns are ugly and she has nigger lips

Well you have liverlips.

Show us Lisa Vies tits they are more relevent then what you have to say here.

What an utter crybaby and liar this fuck pig is. He comes on here, spouts his shit about kicking butt in his dojo and claims to be the toughest guy alive, then gets his ass handed to him on a plate when he can't back up his claims to be a karate master and comic store owner. If he ever crosses me I...

Haunting in Connecticut.......2/5

Crips and Bloods Made in America Documentary narrated by our very own Idiamindada! Seriously, this film was really fascinating. It gives you a lot of background information about where the gangs came from, how they formed, etc. and also a offers a lot of insight into why kids join gangs. Plus you g...

Inglorious Basterds 2.5. I wanted it to be great it just was too much for too little. I realize part of the charm of a Tarentino film is the dialogue but 30 minutes into it I was like "come the fuck on already" This movie could be edited down to 1:30 from its 2:33 and be a freat film but a...

The Soloist-very fucking slow. I have like 30 minutes to go, and what I have seen is 1/5 the ending better be good or it gets a razzie!

Taking Of Pelham 123.....original with Mathau, I think its the first movie that was not animated or a horror flick me and my daughter watched. She loved it so did I........5/5.

Dimevision:The Fun I Had Pt1........5/5 There Will Be Blood...........5/5 Roadside Prophets..........John Doe should act more..........3.5/5 Iron Maiden...........Death on the Road............2.5/5 Savage Killing Picture........some film I dubbed for Makaveli, there is no script that I can tell and ...

YYC wrote:Eraserhead. It was on the streaming Netflix, so I said fuck it and watched it sober. I remember seeing it stoned out of my fucking gourd when I was 18 or so and thinking it was pure genius. Now it think it's a steaming pile of shit. 1/10

Lessee..the last film I saw was Bruno. I'll give it 7/10. I know the charcater's outrageously gay and that that's the whole point of it. But, my god, there was so much faggotry going on it was almost overbearing. Obviously, I like the fact that a lot of it's 'real' *spolier* - the wrestling hooliga...

My Bloody Valentine 3-D 3/10

Show some tits!

poultrygeist :Night of the chicken dead i really wanted to see it because a friend at Dead Central did some of the effects. but on a scale of 1 to 10, i'd give it a -24. http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2424/3532345800_44b2a3947a.jpg My ex wife is in that movie...she pulls her tits out in the beginni...

The Heartbreak Kid with Ben Stiller. I was a Farrelly Bros movie so it had some great laughs. 2.5/5

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Skate4RnR wrote:He told me once in PM that when he sees a hot guy the nerves in and around his asshole swell.

I believe that just on the fact that he uses the word "fartbox" way too often.

deathcurse wrote:Hey Ace, if this thread kills you, can I have your 40 copies of When the Kite String Pops?

Its already in the will that they go to you. Along with my Davy Crockett hat!

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I dont get it. I thought Murrayfiend and Stoner were pals! What set this hatred in motion?

Take Pooldude and Garbageman as examples and contrast them. Both have been around that scene forever and have forgotten more about it than a lot of us will ever know. The difference is that Harry will give you info and stories in a completely friendly and neutral way, usually with documentation LOL...

Nah, it was just the other day he was bitching about someone misspelling something when in turn he actually was the one misspelling. Nothing new with the hypocrite. http://forums.metalsludge.tv/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=196227&p=4031533#p4031533 http://forums.metalsludge.tv/forums/viewtopi...

Rememember the old spellchecking, shit talking,storytelling, very jealous of Pooldude,who would always say he would "wait" for you to prove him wrong, could not believe "us" losers would invest so much time in a meassase board while he himself had over 198635 posts,when a handful...

I think its kinda rude when you ask someone a musical question by PM and they ignore ya. At least tell em to fuck off or that you aint got time.

chickenona wrote:It's like a gelatin, ace. Only classy dudes like Cliff don't just call it jello.

I thought he was sticking his dick in a mexican!

Cliff, whats aspic?

Jealous bitches!

Suck this uncut jewcock.feel it slide down your throat.gobble gobble.