Have you tried chocolate ice cream with cayenne pepper in it? It burns.

Not only did I bleach my skirt today, but I went out for dessert and it was gross. Knuckles, I can sympathize with how you've been feeling. I want to crawl into bed and never come out.

I did reach one valuable conclusion today regarding cleaning. It's best done without pants or a skirt on.

I was gonna be all "oh great, now bridget is telling people that we're friends, kill me now (no dc), etc" but I didn't want to hurt your feelings accidentally. Your sunshiny puppy-dog tails personality has ruined my raincloudy thread! I guess failure is my lot in life. This month sucks. W...

You would take the side of him and his enraging laughie faces. It's like the whole world wants me to suffer and be sad and stuff. First I find out I missed Dinosaur and now I'm being murdered as people shrug. What a week. Not at all! I'm just sad because we only recently became friends, and now you...

R.I.P., Knuckles.

I put on a pair of button-fly pants today. I don't like it one little bit. That didn't stop me from wearing them all day though. Let's not get crazy; they're cute pants.

Right here beside you, my friend. I do love my Kindle though.

How's the mandible doing today? Up for chewing yet, or still too depressed?

knuckles.is.contractual wrote:If I was someone else the thought of me navigating the twists and turns of human reproduction would confuse me too. And, like, gross me out.

I agree. Having babies is gross.

I misread the thread title and thought that you said your beloved DAUGHTER was in town last weekend. I got through the whole first paragraph and finally thought "this doesn't make sense at all. Reread the thread title, dumbass." It made much more sense the second time around. Anyway, I'm s...

Having never seen A.D. until last month, I had no idea what the RICH HOLT! thing was about. It's lucky I didn't wait my usual 15 years to check out the show or I'd be in the dark a little longer. I know, I am dying for you to finally get to watching Dallas so we can talk about who shot JR. Yay! Giv...

Having never seen A.D. until last month, I had no idea what the RICH HOLT! thing was about. It's lucky I didn't wait my usual 15 years to check out the show or I'd be in the dark a little longer.

Get back to me once autumn begins. I refuse to wear jeans in the summer.

And FYI - the romper as beach cover-up is cute. Even if it makes your butt look big. I've noticed a small romper trend the past few years, but I don't think anyone older than, say, 5 years old should wear one. You could be the sole exception to the rule, B, i don't know. I doubt I am, but let's jus...

And FYI - the romper as beach cover-up is cute. Even if it makes your butt look big.

Rompers with pockets are ok too. As long as the whole romper is cute. But...but...but...rompers are never cute! Now I'm just confused. Bridget, I hope you know that when I marry your cousin I plan to wear a pink camouflage denim skirt with pockets. Hopefully you'll be able to see past your negativi...

It is pretty great without him around.

Rompers with pockets are ok too. As long as the whole romper is cute.

I feel like I was awfully negative in that first post of mine, so I'll say something I like. Bookmarks. Also, parties.

You could wear a pink camouflage skirt with pockets and I'd still like you, MurrayFiend.

I don't like them.

I also dislike pink camouflage. Just in case you wondered about my stance on these two things.

deathcurse wrote:She's making dumplings while I listen to 2112.

Wait, so it's your special lady friend? I hope you don't have a lot of back zits, or this relationship might be doomed.

Grendel wrote:About 10 years ago I worked with a veterinarian who had a baby arm. Twas freaky at first, but I got used to it.

Did he do surgery?

The Karate Kid - 5/10. It's fun, but they were a bit too eager to show off the fact that Jaden Smith can cry on command. The story doesn't really work with a kid that young, either. Finally, they should have left the title The Kung Fu Kid. All in all though, it's not nearly as terrible as it had th...

Because it's true.

Somehow neither dog ate it. The dead spider is now tangled in Potato's ear hair. I'm going to the hospital for chest pains that will turn out to be a panic attack now.

I take it back. She didn't eat it. Benny is working on that and I'm going to die of a heart attack soon.

I just saw a spider the size of my thumb INSIDE my house. Luckily, Potato ate it. Way to go, nature.

George Washington - 9/10. I love DGG.

It's best that you're fully prepared, Fiend.