Doogie wrote:

Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:
Why even venture onto the internet if you are just gonna be a bitter old bitch and not even be that funny or good at it?

You haven't figured out yet that this is where bitter old bitches come to die?

I'm just sick!

Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:Yummy Nums give me the douche chills.

Yummy Nums could give Shirley Temple douche chills ... Blech!

You? I never even noticed the bitch till she started that stupid thread in the lounge.. everyone said how "hawt" she was.. whatever. Her thread was doomed from the time we all got a look at her fake friend "Cunt Von C" with the flower stuffed in her tangled and wrecked hair, her...

Sounds like someone's jealous. And who can blame you? Sludgerizator is half your age, twice as stupiderer, and gets ten times the flashing requests at the moment. Face it, Landshark, you've been thrown on the scrap heap. :lol: I was actually referring to the other participants ... Lickety, Tigger, ...

makaveli wrote:

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:

I hope that orgy did happen and it involved Lickety, Tigger, and Yellow Discipline.

That's just gross.

Gross doesn't even begin to cover it ...

My head hurts ...

The singers always get all the chicks ...

grayantimatter wrote:Why does every sex question on this board sound like it is being asked by a retarded sixth grader who has never had sex and may never have sex of any kind?

The answer is in the question, Gray!

Redman77 wrote:

I am SO stealing that!

SanityClause wrote:

Rainbow Bright wrote:I think he's more of a closet fruitbag than butt rocker. At least they were completely twisted on coke whilst raiding their girlfriend's closets and makeup collection...

I wasn't. I just liked the feel of their panties rubbing against my balls.
Whoops, said too much.

Holy Crap!

chickenona wrote:Not that it matters because they both SUCK.

You're just saying that because you've hit the wall!

Ironman wrote:I thought I used italics to great effect and they really enhanced my already uncanny ability to convey the meaning behind my deep, insightful posts...........

.........I guess not.

Touche!

I nominate myself! Tonite I was PM'ing with a friend on here, and we were (inspired by this thread) talking about the quirks and posting habits of various Sludgers. I made fun of *her* <<< because she constantly does that asterick thing. Anyway, I made a comment about Ironman and his fucking italic...

Mikky_Five wrote:

Landshark2000 wrote:

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:He's like Iron Duck's big brother, Aluminum Duck.

Wouldn't that be Titanium Duck? Aluminum Duck would be the little brother!

THIS ISN'T SCIENCE, BITCH!

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:He's like Iron Duck's big brother, Aluminum Duck.

Wouldn't that be Titanium Duck? Aluminum Duck would be the little brother!

SanityClause wrote:

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:Where are you, Rav?

Miss you...
Sebby

Perhaps Poland had it's electric disconnected again.

Hmmm ... decision time: Beer or pay the electric bill?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Sharona According to lead singer/guitarist Doug Fieger, he met a girl named Sharona (who was 17 at the time), and fell in love with her. Whenever he thought about her, he would think of Averre's riff. The two worked out the structure and melody from there. The girl w...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Sharona According to lead singer/guitarist Doug Fieger, he met a girl named Sharona (who was 17 at the time), and fell in love with her. Whenever he thought about her, he would think of Averre's riff. The two worked out the structure and melody from there. The girl w...

WOW. I've never seen so many fucked up, mean-sprited people in one thread in my life. And that's saying a lot on sludge, where not long ago many of you were also involved in mercilessly shredding a girl on here after getting ahold of her myspace pics. I haven't seen shit like that since jr. high, s...

Since Heavy Metal Zombie aint here to do it and I want to skeeve out Sanity I will do my best.................. Betsy is beautiful I wish we could make passionate love nad fall asleep in each others arms only to wake up and make passionate love again. Now I have went and lost my buzz.........I hope...

I can't believe in 2008, someone sits around the house in that getup. Crispy 1988 hair, tanorexic, with a studded bra. That's striptastic. What? I always dress like that when I'm getting ready to surf the web. In fact, I'm picking some potato chip crumbs off of my rhinestone-studded bra right now a...

SanityClause wrote:Just waiting for Zombie to come along and say how he would like to snuggle up to her and make love, and fall asleep in her arms.

Good Lord Sanity. Way to make me fucking puke ...