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by Turner Coates
Fri Feb 23, 2024 3:35 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Pet Owners Question
Replies: 14
Views: 421

Re: Pet Owners Question

Dogs be loyal and man’s best friend is total pile of dog sh*t Dog runs away or gets new family- takes them about a week to find new “best” friend. With no memory of last owner. Dogs are like Dames and Games strippers Wrong. My dog doesn't even go down to the corner to have a drink and a sniff with ...
by Turner Coates
Fri Feb 23, 2024 11:47 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Favorite Publicity Stunts
Replies: 33
Views: 1318

Re: Favorite Publicity Stunts

eddie lee roth wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2024 11:29 am Lorne Michaels offering $3,000 to The Beatles to reunite on SNL back in the 70’s.
Then George wanted to know if that was per man or if it was the total. :D
by Turner Coates
Fri Feb 23, 2024 9:47 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Pet Owners Question
Replies: 14
Views: 421

Re: Pet Owners Question

I have never owned any pets and I've heard that for example, a dogs unconditional love is something really special. I don't doubt it. So my question is this: i know that most people-I guess all? Will talk to their pets and say things like, " Hang on!", "Do you want to go outside?&quo...
by Turner Coates
Thu Feb 22, 2024 7:13 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: What concert were you at that debuted a scab?
Replies: 22
Views: 819

Re: What concert were you at that debuted a scab?

I was on a union stage crew at an Ozzy show that was one of Zakk Wyld's early gigs. He was a fresh-faced kid. He had a female minder who might have been his mom.
by Turner Coates
Thu Feb 22, 2024 7:03 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: New Wolfgang Mammoth live album
Replies: 8
Views: 434

Re: New Wolfgang Mammoth live album

Those cats are tug boats.
by Turner Coates
Thu Feb 22, 2024 4:55 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: New Wolfgang Mammoth live album
Replies: 8
Views: 434

Re: New Wolfgang Mammoth live album

Hmmmmm.
Those kitties didn't jump in there because they like to swim.
He must smell like sardines or something.
by Turner Coates
Thu Feb 22, 2024 2:30 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Favorite Publicity Stunts
Replies: 33
Views: 1318

Re: Favorite Publicity Stunts

GoodJudge wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2024 12:49 pm Van Halen parachuting is hard to top. Maybe it inspired 'Queen Elizabeth' parachuting into the Olympic stadium in 2012?
Santa Claus(s) have been parachuting at events for nearly a century.
It's an old TV and radio station publicity stunt, like flagpole sitting.
by Turner Coates
Thu Feb 22, 2024 11:22 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Favorite Publicity Stunts
Replies: 33
Views: 1318

Re: Favorite Publicity Stunts

The Stones rolling down 5th Ave in NYC, playing on a flatbed truck.

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by Turner Coates
Wed Feb 21, 2024 10:33 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Who’s the next to lie about retirement?
Replies: 7
Views: 543

Re: Who’s the next to lie about retirement?

ParaDime77 wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2024 4:47 pm KISS has to be licking their chops already.
"The PAUL STANLEY band PRESENTS THE SOUNDS OF KISS"

(insert punchline)
by Turner Coates
Wed Feb 21, 2024 10:22 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: YOUR 3 WISHES ... All to be used on Rock Stars, give them Cancer, Help them go Platinum, Voodoo Doll their Family, etc..
Replies: 23
Views: 719

Re: YOUR 3 WISHES ... All to be used on Rock Stars, give them Cancer, Help them go Platinum, Voodoo Doll their Family, e

1. Carlos Stonebreed suddenly starts getting big checks after Britney Spears covers one of his tunes that becomes a huge hit which is played in strip clubs all across America and Canada. 2. Wolfie loses all the excess weight, becomes an athlete, is featured on Wheaties boxes, and later decides to be...
by Turner Coates
Wed Feb 21, 2024 8:37 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16803
Views: 4572814

Re: Dump Shithole

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by Turner Coates
Wed Feb 21, 2024 7:40 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: ONE album since 2000
Replies: 45
Views: 1221

Re: ONE album since 2000

Todd Rundgren - Liars
Recorded on a laptop at home with vocals done in a linen closet.
Still studio quality, though.
by Turner Coates
Wed Feb 21, 2024 11:43 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"
Replies: 51
Views: 1106

Re: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"

I listened a few times because I wanted to develop an opinion of my own instead of just jumping on the bandwagon, so now I can confidently say: That really was terrible. All in all admirable work, given that you had a top 40 song to start with. One usually only hears originals that are this bad. ht...
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 4:50 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
Replies: 22
Views: 1000

Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed

"Chicken or fish?"

"ALL OF IT. It's MY wedding."
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 4:20 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
Replies: 22
Views: 1000

Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed

She has treats in her pockets.

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by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 4:16 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"
Replies: 51
Views: 1106

Re: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"

Don't Damn Me wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 2:48 pm
Turner Coates wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 1:46 pm
Don't Damn Me wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 10:24 am

Well, duh.
That's a good example of what I'm talking about. NEIL GIRALDO would never say that.
Shit.
There ya go.
That's more like it.
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 1:46 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"
Replies: 51
Views: 1106

Re: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"

Don't Damn Me wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 10:24 am
Turner Coates wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 9:59 am You sir, are no NEIL GIRALDO.
Well, duh.
That's a good example of what I'm talking about. NEIL GIRALDO would never say that.
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 10:16 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: *POLL* - Question for those who grew up in the 80's
Replies: 18
Views: 582

Re: *POLL* - Question for those who grew up in the 80's

The first time I heard Van Halen was Runnin' With The Devil on the radio. I thought, "Wow, Black Oak's lead player has really improved." For reals.
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 10:10 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Alex Van Halen book on the way.
Replies: 30
Views: 1468

Re: Alex Van Halen book on the way.

Bono Nettencourt wrote: Sun Feb 18, 2024 9:13 am
Je suis un rock star.
I have a Bonaparte from any other.
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 9:59 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"
Replies: 51
Views: 1106

Re: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"

You sir, are no NEIL GIRALDO.
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 9:53 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Mötley Crüe announces Shout at the Devil Super7 ReAction figures
Replies: 32
Views: 1480

Re: Mötley Crüe announces Shout at the Devil Super7 ReAction figures

AJL wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 6:34 am I reallt don't get it. Who the hell buy stuffs like this?! And why?? To "ad it to the collection" and stuff them unopened into bedrollers?
Middle aged men.
Kids nowadays know better.
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 8:11 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: El Toro's Official Guitarded Thread...
Replies: 4501
Views: 1276881

Re: El Toro's Official Guitarded Thread...

WHOA! I ordered a guitar on eBay from a seller in Japan, Thursday night at around 11:00 pm. It was supposedly "Economy Shipping" from Japan to New Mexico. I just checked the tracking, and it arrived here in town today at 5:30 pm. That's frggin AMAZING speed for "Economy." It fle...
by Turner Coates
Mon Feb 19, 2024 6:57 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: All time greatest stage props
Replies: 37
Views: 1233

Re: All time greatest stage props

The cheesiest prop ever could be Redbone's giant red styrofoam red bone that was hung from a downstage lighing truss.
by Turner Coates
Mon Feb 19, 2024 2:02 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: The Sharon Osbourne Paradox
Replies: 27
Views: 1481

Re: The Sharon Osbourne Paradox

Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:02 pm Discuss.
After that, can we discuss somebody's else's pair of pants?
by Turner Coates
Mon Feb 19, 2024 11:58 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Brian Wilson is suffering from dementia
Replies: 13
Views: 970

Re: Brian Wilson is suffering from dementia

What Was It Like to Tour With Brian Wilson and Help Him Finish ‘Smile’?

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/musi ... 234969104/
by Turner Coates
Mon Feb 19, 2024 9:56 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Your 2024 Unpopular Music Opinions
Replies: 11
Views: 451

Re: Your 2024 Unpopular Music Opinions

AlexVonHaig wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 9:42 am KI$$ has talent
Is that the name of a new NBC entertainment competition show, with Gene and Paul as judges?
by Turner Coates
Mon Feb 19, 2024 9:51 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: All time greatest stage props
Replies: 37
Views: 1233

Re: All time greatest stage props

Fuck I hate Kisstards. They're like ignorant refugees scavenging through a dump, located next to a free food pantry. There's lots of available nutrition nearby, but they prefer the garbage because it's what they grew up on. That may be the most accurate Kiss observation i've ever read. Tip o the ha...