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Johnny Monaco confuses a hair dryer with a microwave in a strange hotel room.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAAnVlY7B70

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Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Sat Mar 15, 2025 9:11 am Is that Private First Class, Gomer Pyle? Well, GOOOOOOLLLLLY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFusTuWObLA

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Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Fri Mar 14, 2025 12:13 pm It seems like it would have taken a white guy that grew up in the south and fell in love with those artists to bridge that gap.n rollers.

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GoodJudge wrote: ↑Fri Mar 14, 2025 10:21 pm I've always had a liking for John Cougar Concentration Camp.

John Booger Melonhead

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Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Fri Mar 14, 2025 12:17 pm It's so hard to believe Dennis is heterosexual.

Especially a hunka hunka burnin love heterosexual.

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The Mary Tyler Whores

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZULid88f_Q

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He's cosplaying Vlad Putin. EXCEPT... Putin is a smart guy. Or at least considered smart. Nobody walks away from Trump with anything but the impression that he's the world's biggest moron. Everybody that works for him confirms that he's basically illiterate, doesn't understand really simple concept...

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AliceManson wrote: ↑Tue Mar 04, 2025 2:51 pm Is it his heart or his liver?

Brain transplant.

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Add bookmark #1 The federal government's General Services Administration, which among other things is in control of federal properties, has announced a massive sale of federal facilities around the USA. Among those getting a "For Sale" sign just in the DC area (by size): AGRICULTURE SOUTH ...

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I cut it myself about twice a year.
I layer it into a shag, then grow it out.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3gUjqcS4P4

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3yIm-gXGBo

Thank you.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lnNPVrzdIE

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Rot in Hell, Spanky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6aWZtW7V1w

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sirthx2 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2025 8:41 am These pics are all exactly the same whether it's Doro, Tom Morello or chubby 6th-grader Cletus McCoy from Tulsa OK.

THE Cletus McCoy?
Didn't he die in a bizarre meet & greet accident?

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Kissin' Cousins

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HueyRamone wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2025 5:15 pm I would read an interview, but I just cant stand to look or listen to him. It's all gonna be run through a filter of what he thinks he should sound like and not the truth anyways.

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Highly entertaining guitarist stuff with Billy Gibbons interviewed by Paul Shaffer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcGCMv2vcLo

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I knew sax player Bobby Keys, so I asked a Stones crew guy if there was any chance I could say hi to Bobby. The guy told me I'd have a better chance of schmoozing with the President Of The United States than I would getting into a Stones band dressing room. How did you know him? Did you have any co...

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tooth wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2025 12:57 pm
Turner Coates wrote: ↑Wed Feb 19, 2025 8:49 pm I knew sax player Bobby Keys
Have you ever met his son, Huck?

Yeah. I met Huck, his sister Amber and their mom in L.A.

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THE LYIN' KING

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I won't count the Rolling Stones using the Hells Angels at Altamont because it was a one off. The Stones have world class ultra tight security. I worked local crew on a Stones Bridges To Babylon gig, just for the "experience." I knew sax player Bobby Keys, so I asked a Stones crew guy if ...

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keyofgee wrote: ↑Tue Feb 18, 2025 10:13 am its Paul McCartney, a freakin Beatle,. we are lucky to still have hm around at 82 years old and still performing. Is he 20? nope, but he is out there without a net. not tracks or autotune. we win because he wins. A living Legend.

Agreed. He doesn't need to prove anything. He already did.

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Paul chose the song because of the message, which is the same reason Ringo always does this:

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Don Felder’s first comments about MEDICAL Emergency. With Robin Trower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilyhMS2VF-I

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