CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Fine, but NO BONJOVI.

At least not with the windows down.

DEAL.....there will be plenty of time for pussy rock like Bon Jovi and Styx where nobody has to know

I get to control the stereo in the car, though - your taste in music sucks dong. I don't know..that COULD be a deal breaker. Can we atleast listen to Van Halen's Dancing In The Street? I've got Diver Down on 8-Track and I'm actually under 40 years of age. It's amazing the shit you find at garage sa...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I would never let my roots get that bad.

Tommy, are you flirting with me?

Why not? Do you go to the same hairdresser as HeavyMetalZombie?

I only flirt with hot, fat, redheaded chicks who love some funnel cake

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I love funnelcake.

YES!

Punk wrote:CrouchingAnusHiddenCucumber is about on par with DebtPurse and deathcursesalami.

SlouchingStonerShowingThong

LisaVie wrote:She might (???) be a bitch, but she is hilarious!

She says she's fatass too. I'd still take her out to the fair so we can hold hands and buy her cotton candy and funnel cake.

Jack Drugless wrote:Replies=3 Views=155

Is it the sweater?

It might be that you married your buddy in Mexico Joe?

I was 19 she was 18 we dated for a very long two and half years of HELL. She was a crazy bitch at times but damn she was great in the sack.

I think we might be a day apart..shit that's close enough for rock and roll