JamesHetfieldsAcneScars wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 8:39 pm
How do wig wearing head bangers bang their heads without their wigs falling off?

Gaffer's tape.
It has many uses and there's almost always some around when you're in a band.

Rocker4Real wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 7:21 pm

Turner Coates wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 7:14 pm I saw Peter Tork in a bad blues band at a local bar.
Very high cringe factor.

Let me guess. He sang?

He played guitar and sang some of the songs. but not all.
They were lame, like amateur folk musicians trying to play the blues.
People weren't into it and kept yelling for Monkees tunes.

I saw Peter Tork in a bad blues band at a local bar.
Very high cringe factor.

FreddyFender wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 6:55 am Berdoo has a brother??

Yeah...Berdont.

I don't know about groupies, but according to his mom, Ted Nugent's balls smell and taste like A1 Sauce and burnt hair.

kd lang. - A band I worked for played two nights @ the Bottom Line in NYC with her and her band. Nobody knew who she was, and it may have been her US debut. She was described to us as, "Sort of like a young Elvis in a buckskin dress." Since we nabbed the only dressing room, and they got th...

Jim Keltner

Nice work lining up the gig, Irving.
Maybe you can set him up to win an Oscar one of these days.

BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2024 4:54 am

Where did you find that honeymoon pic?

BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2024 6:23 am
We always assumed it was Ed who booted Sauce. Maybe Wolf was angling for the job the whole time? “I can play better than that guy pops! I’m a Van Halen too!”

"Besides, Mike's too fat!"

Lawdy Mama. He must have woke up that morning with the blues.

Mick Avory
Kenney Jones
Richie Hayward
Prairie Prince
Thommy Price
Bill Bateman
Randy Castillo

Another board recording - from 1976:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2o1B1x45IY

"Gosh darn it, Biden sucks DONKEY DICKS."

HueyRamone wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2024 11:26 am
Haha, they put the woman in a fucking kitchen to deliver the speech..... to let the voters know she knows where she's most needed.

Trump's second scenario choice was to have her bending over in the shower.

alleyrulez wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2024 6:26 am the Republican rebuttal speech, however, was bizarre as Hell.

It was a shallow, pathetic attempt to lure youth and women voters, and just as cornball as the gold sneakers.

keyofgee wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2024 7:28 am I am not hating but why do girls think they need to sell sex appeal along with their talent?

It's a way of getting out of doing the dishes and laundry.

maninblack wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2024 10:23 am He will be wearing pantyhose with that top.

"It's BOXERHOSE!"

Trump - Spit Don't Make No Babies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRifFL6H0kM

Biden - Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhAJnx5uwUU

Master songwriter Guy Clark - Out In The Parking Lot.
He built his own acoustic guitars from scratch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58rrs7Wvdjo

LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2024 11:44 am Wolfie bride pussy is bald- he has never seen it

Neither has the sun.

maninblack wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2024 11:30 am My V V tour bra has all the tour dates on it.

Mine only has rehearsal dates on it.
It's a training mansiere.

HueyRamone wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:46 am Wolfgang's not bald.

The rotundity of his belly is not due to beer.

maninblack wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:33 am

LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2024 5:51 am Brother wore cool costume and lady’s bra .

Mens bras only.

maninblack wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 9:00 pm

LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 3:01 pm Bulletboys 1 Gold cd is better than your entire career- why is Cody Rhodes trusting Seth Rollins?

I have never heard of these people.

I think they're in the same band as Licky Mellman and Folt Metcher.