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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

You're wrong on all accounts.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

I wouldl be proud to be a tard, even if I am an intelligent person.

I think a new custom title is in order.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

March 13, 2011
Sunday

futonsrf wrote:
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I'm a proctologist. I fuck with assholes all day.
I would've said gynecologist, cause it would take a cunt to know one.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

It's the "Alot." that makes it so god damn funny.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Hey now, I'm pretty damn good at it.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Jesus chest slapping Christ, you are a mongoloid.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Old news is old.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Who the fuck knew it would only take one Hatas thread to get rid of the guy who would argue with you for38 pages that the Beastie Boys were a one hit wonder?

My mind=blown

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

I'm not doing shit.

Tell him to stop hating his face.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

On relationships and counseling: If you have to 'talk' about something....it's over, man. On the media attacks in Egypt: Watching the media get shit kicked is awesome. I have waited so long for this. If I was running around in the riot it would be one of those moments... "Hey wait, who's the c...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

I wonder if he'll be at next year's Dokken Day.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

The Tampon Commercial® eventually evolved into Band Campisodes© - same premise except he threatened to flounce of to band practice instead of frolicking in nature.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

$20 says he bombs the entire square and his next speech consists solely of the word "OWNED."

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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Blue Steel wrote:Wait, was he the one who coined the immortal "Leave my life"?

Yes, yes he was.

He was also the one who would fake drunkpost lke ths until yuu flaemd him adn thne he'd magiclye srat pstingjhpo nolmar agin.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Yeah, if your dreams are about moon-faced goats.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Remember that rapper Snow? He looks like that dude, but with Down's Syndrome and a conditioner bottle full of cooking oil.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Remember when he Photoshopped my head onto a cow and used it as his avatar, but then got so butthurt and embarrassed when I posted a completely untouched photo of him that he left the board 4eva...well, at least until he came back as MotleyPoo? I do. Now his ugly ass is over in The Lounge telling m...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

SmokingGun wrote:

He looks like what would happen if Steven Seagal and Craig T. Nelson made it.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

If you do get raped, will you post the whole story this time?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

His drummer is obviously Peter Criss.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

JESUS CHRIST people....I could go on all night. How ignorant are you??? Keep rewarding and defending this behavior and act like it's not happening and the problems will NEVER get fixed!! So what do you and your brothers at Stormfront suggest we do to fix this problem? Take away Black History month ...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Calm down, bro - Tard History Month is in the works and you and Sara Palin's spawn can have your special month too.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Cliffy

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

So what exactly makes you guys think that Susan WASN'T PurpleIdiot?

That fat fuck can't even work an alternym correctly, much less a messageboard.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Over the years, Sludge has been a veritable smorgasbord of tards - an all-you-can-ridicule buffet for the intellectually superior to pick from and play with. Clearly there's a new tard on the menu, and it goes by the name of HMJ and it looks like this: http://i.imgur.com/H2JFr.jpg Not since RockNRe...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Chicke's not dumb. She's made some questionable choices, but I wouldn't call the broad dumb.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Hey now - that last "Do you?" was uncalled for.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Too awesome to die.

We really need a Hall of Shame forum to move these classics to before they're purged and never seen again.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Doin' it for science.

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