Crazy Levi wrote:

Nemesis wrote:I must be missing something about this whole debate when it comes to where Obama was born.

This is because you aren't a retard.

Congratulations.

This.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Pretty soon you'll have to pick out names for your ovarian cysts before you can have them removed.

Jackass 3D - 7/10 Not as many big laughs as the first two but still more laughs than most movies they market as comedies. It seemed to me that the cast is getting a little old and tired of it and a lot of their hysterical laughing at dumb shit was forced. They are looking kinda bored. But the film ...

Eclipse. And yes, goddammit, I loved the shit out of it.

And I rented Dear John. Horrible.
I've run out of excuses for liking Channing Tatum. His looks just don't cut it anymore. This film was pure torture. But I liked Eclipse, so what the fuck do I know.

Madame Librarian wrote:

Sexy_1 wrote:she once had a "vision" of sex with Rossdale while he was with Stefani.

Yeah I bet she has "visions." Cortney needs to put out her own perfume, call it Forever Whackjob.

Hey, I'm all in favor of people studying their own culture, but this is America. If you want to study the Mexican culture, then do so, but on your own time. When a VP nominee can't name more than one Supreme Court decision, isn't it obvious we need to emphasize the teaching of American culture and ...

The bomb was a major fuck up. Why wouldn't we suspect Tea Baggers?

The majority of them can't spell a fucking protest sign correctly.

lerxstcat wrote:

VinnieKulick wrote:I'll be happy when WHOEVER is in office stops spending money like it grows on trees.

It DOES grow on trees! Trees make paper, on which we print money!

Glad I could clear that up for you!

Money is printed on cotton, which does not grow on trees, doofus.

Ugmo wrote:Did he say "make us get driver's license exams in 12 languages"? I can picture a whole lot of Alabamans going "Fuck that, I ain't learning 11 more languages just to get my license!"

^^^^^^^^^^

That's easy. Just ask him what planet he's going to inherit when he kicks the bucket.