Metal Sludge Gossip Board

NickoLeeBenante

I always find it interesting that whenever you see someone stridently insisting that their tormentors are jealous, bitter, or otherwise emotionally invested in the exchange, it is pretty clear that they are projecting how consumed they are by it. I don't care if you are fuming or if you honestly be...

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I keep expecting Keenan Ivory Wayans to pop up and expel a "diatribe" directed at Mr. Big. ( No not the band, Rev) "JUNEBUG!?!?! (How'd he go to the bathroom with all that shit on?)" And Rev, don't be shy. School these fools on the reptilian agenda. Then they'll see that you are...

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And I'm not going anywhere any time soon either. Nobody is trying to drive you away, Slick. It's much more entertaining to watch you continue to flail. I would expect no less, though. Any guy who will publicly admit that he believes reptilian aliens in disguise are part of a conspiratorial society ...

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"Free Jack Russell!"

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I remember it well, and I remember being certain that it had to be a TMC alt, 'cause who else would post such lame shit in her defense? Seriously, those posts were gayer than an a-ha photo shoot! http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/UBLPORTRAITS/overrides/aha.jpg I wonder who it could have be...

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Lovin' Kry
World Tour '07
Bringing the Magic Back

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I prefer my emotive asians, but I covet your font.

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A rare photo of Lovin' Kry rocking the Middle East.

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http://www.kfilmu.net/obrazky/herci/gary-sinise.jpg "What's wrong with your lip?" http://web.mit.edu/21W765j/Spring98/eliza/gump/bubba.jpg "I was born with big gums, sir." http://www.kfilmu.net/obrazky/herci/gary-sinise.jpg "You're just jealous of true metal attitude! OWNED...

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If Kry was Emmet Otter you were his Jug-Band. Correction: Emmet Otter had true "metal attitude" and was a fundamental progenitor of "metal culture". http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/images/emmet1.jpg I was beginning to believe that Hatas would never produce another notewo...

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Well there's the heaping helping of green monster jelly that gr8 warned us about.

You're a prophet, brother.

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Posting + Lining up sponsors = Multitasking LAMF!

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I like the way her teeth grit when it pops through a nostril.

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That girl has lips like a horse.

If her head was cocked to the side in that picture, I'd swear it was...

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The_Alterednym™ wrote:
rubes wrote:
Great view. My avatar is what happened next.

What?

Her turtle penis turned on her and attacked?

It must have been a grower.

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I'd say that the fact that he started the thread gives him the privilege of dictating what it is about.

Of course I wouldn't want to rob you of the single-cell simpleton glee of trying to rip a fella for posting in his own thread. I will, however, bask in the sweet witlessness of your post.

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VAN HALOWN3D!1!!!11!!

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