Thanks for the advice girls, I put a photo of my buttplugs album cover in too, and I have a call back! Yey! Im amazed I got past the first selection, just waiting for the in person casting call now Xfingers crossedX Have you considered dying the tips of your hair black or red? They have a hairdress...

Bruce Chickenson wrote:

cookie wrote:So Bruce, where in the 'UK' are you from then?

I take it my way with words has you interested Cookie? LOL

More curious

OK I'm sending these two :| http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs126.snc3/17338_445351075257_687755257_10923025_664521_n.jpg The next one is the reason I dont smile on photos.. http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs146.snc3/17338_445351120257_687755257_10923029_8364213_n.jpg

Whetever else you do, use lip gloss that makes your lips look so wet they're ready to drip. I hated that stuff, but it was must-wear for the era. I have just the thing, barbie pink wet look with crystal in it. I might do two different shots, one with 'punky' black lippy. One more 'poppy' with pinks...

OK Im hoping to get an audition for a film part. Nothing fancy, just as an extra. Its set in the early 80's and i have to be 'quirky'. Since im bleach blonde, Im technically in, but want to go the whole hog and really punk it up. I usually wear quite punky/80's clothes on nights out anyway, so ward...

Pestle & mortar You sound like my kinda man. I had this posted on here a little while ago but I took it down: Candle lectern pointer soap crayon dildos rabbit vibrator churchill sized cigar tube (Cohiba, no cheap fuckers are gonna be breaching this fortress) :lol: beyond the obvious (dick, fing...

:roll: I'm a newbie to this site and up until now I have been browsing/lurking...whatever you want to call it..but felt the need to reply to this. When I saw the thread topic 'weird ladies at gigs' I was expecting something else.lol. As a 'weird lady' myself (over 30) ...Oh dear!! I also go to gigs...

Bruce Chickenson wrote:Eric your penis is tiny compared to my fucking giant horse sized schlong, I am a fucking beast!

Women, i am better looking than any of those chimps you have posted photos of, do yourselves a favour and come try out a real man.

BC.

P.S, Im not gay, i just love DC.

BC.

Pics or GTFO

SexxAtraxxion wrote:SexxAtraxxion > anyone on this board

Best regards,
the Sexx

Only if you have a 'Manowang' like in the link above.


Best regards,
The cookie.

saracapri wrote:

cookie wrote:

ERIC ADAMS wrote:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/1 ... nowang.jpg

Blimey.

WOW! I expected a LOT more hair though.

Explains why princess analsex is so fucking dim though. He fucked her ass and it was so long it pierced her brain.

ERIC ADAMS wrote:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/1 ... nowang.jpg

Blimey.

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/l_973353c3bd7a80f4712fbbfc97fc8dbe.jpg I wouldn't really call her metal, but she's still pretty. Please dont take this personally, it's not meant as an attack on you, but who is she? She is a right munter. I have seen prettier heads on a mug of beer. T...

Cliff, next time remember to dumb it down for the ho board ;) An ex of mine is lead singer in a band, not even as accomplished as yours. They play covers in a shitty pub in the arse end of beyond. (Buxton) They have a small group of women who go to every gig and drool over them. As DizzysRQ said, t...

Pretty Dead Boy wrote:

madame wrote:Most of the guys in slipknot seems to be married now.

Are they faithful to their wives or are they still on with groupies?

Any dirt?

Which wife are you?

Have I told you lately that I love you?

Awww aren't you cute!

RichHoltGuitar wrote:wen i am in a abnd wen am older, i may get to the age of 50 but i am still gonna make sure that all the girls i fuck are no older than 25. maybe 28 if they're hot.

When we want a childs opinion, we will ask at the local school. Run along and play.

Sammi_Curr wrote:01/28/10 Malmoe, Sweden Horns Up
Concert is cancelled.

They didnt fancy the pickled herring. Its all about the scampi in Grimsby.

Ah come on Cookie. No way you could pass for that Monstrosity Not too sure about Manc gigs for this Not playing Manchester.....But they are playing grimsby. Well well well, aren't they just completely composed of win? My god, I'd just about justify hopping on a bus for 15 mins to town for shits and...

Once the UK tour begins next month, there will be new "incidents" to discuss here! Let's all pick a date and start a pool! When's the first meltdown or incident? Will a UK Sludger pull out a Lisa mask or wear a Sludge t-shirt? Hmmm mebbi. Im a big blonde girl..I might just have an "I...