Turner Coates wrote:

Fuck, he sounds terrified.

Turner Coates wrote:

Bourbon Cowboy wrote:I can only speak for myself, but the idea of the military saluting a multiple deferment coward is nauseating.

America should just buy Trump a 30 million dollar gilded, jewel encrusted full length mirror.
We could all chip in.

You ARE all chipping in. He ain't paying for it himself.

Rex Tillerson just got some relief. We have the "You're fired!" guy running lame reality TV shtick in the top office. Time to put a bullet in the back of the country's head and just accept the end. Fired by tweet. While Tillerson was in Africa. And Tillerson doesn't even use Twitter.

I've never understood what's supposed to be so bad about it. I see the left so smugly using it like it's some deep-wounding epithet, but the guy's naturalized name is "Trump." "Drumpf" is hardly worse. I despise the man, but stuff like that is silly. I totally get the use of it....

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/951679619341737986 Reason I canceled my trip to London is that I am not a big fan of the Obama Administration having sold perhaps the best located and finest embassy in London for “peanuts,” only to build a new one in an off location for 1.2 billion dollar...

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:I can eat like a fucking pig sometimes. No lie.

The thought of eating two Big Macs, two Filet o' Fishes, and a milkshake makes me nauseous. Half of that would even pushing it.

ONE Mac and ONE Filet is plenty even for a fat cunt like me. And I wouldn't bother with the shake...

Anyone heard anything about a thousand ex-military pilots being recalled to active duty? No. Where did you hear this? Something I saw on Facebook the oher day. Not sure if it's legit, or exaggerated, or bullshit, or what.... http://www.presstv.com/DetailFr/2017/10/21/539438/Amid-national-pilot-cris...

Anyone heard anything about a thousand ex-military pilots being recalled to active duty?

cantstopthemusic wrote:

That-guy wrote:Trump just threatened to nuke North Korea at the UN.

No, he didn't. He said destroy - not "nuke."

What the fuck is he gonna destroy it with, Nerf guns?

That-guy wrote:

LeeRatbag wrote:I'd vote for that guy.

Thanks! I couldn't do any worse than Trump.

*Ba dum tish*

Rageman wrote:Greatest troll by an ex-President of a large nation ever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ukv9v7IGZw

Fuck, that's great. I'd vote for that guy.

COMEDY GOLD ALERT! COMEDY GOLD ALERT! Full transcripts of Trump’s calls with Mexico and Australia https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2017/politics/australia-mexico-transcripts/ "I am the world’s greatest person" - Donald Trump to Australian Prime Minister Turnbull Saw that yesterday....

So, protecting Drumpf from the mockery of foreign punk rockers is now the job of your border control people.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40810933/british-punk-singer-is-deported-from-america-for-impersonating-donald-trump Remember that freedom of speech thing you were keen on? It went t...

Fucking hell, did Scaramouche even take his coat off?

The motherfucker used the BOY SCOUTS JAMBOREE AS A POLITICAL RALLY. He encouraged the crowd to boo Obama - who was a Boy Scout. http://time.com/4872107/trump-boy-scout-speech-reactions/ What a fucking scumbag. Can't wait to hear the Trumptards defense of this. :roll: Completely fucking inappropriat...

DEATH ROW JOE wrote:

How the hell can you be "let down" by the opposition party? THEY'RE THE OPPOSITION, YOU FUCKING OAF.

Judge Smails wrote: Press secretly Sean Spicer

Typo of the week.

Danzig in the Dark wrote:

Ironman wrote:A nothing burger is not to be confused with what Trump has served these Russian obsessed, never-Trumpers---a shit sandwich.

Trump is a shit sandwich we've all been served.

It's just that some people have convinced themselves it's fillet steak.

Speaking of cowardly, he's cancelled his projected State Visit to the UK because he's afraid of large-scale protests. Fucking diddums. President Snowflake strike again! It's a good thing. I'm going to England in August. I don't want it to be any more awkward to be an American there than it already ...

Luminiferous wrote:Very 'cowardly!'

Speaking of cowardly, he's cancelled his projected State Visit to the UK because he's afraid of large-scale protests.

Fucking diddums.

Supersonic wrote:Bannon surrounded

"Aaarrrgghhh! Muslims!!! RUN!!"

According to Louise Mensch, a sealed indictment has been granted against Trump... I wouldn't take too much of what she says seriously. Just to bring a bit of light humour/ humor to this thread, I take it you lot all know that Louise Mensch was a hair metal groupie BITD? http://popbitch.com/home/201...

So now Trump invented the phrase "prime the pump"? :lol: He said he hadn't heard it until a couple of days ago. This from a guy who thought NATO was obsolete, was surprised that healthcare was so complicated, and presidenting was hard. More like prime the *Trump*... for impeachment. Oh sh...

exitflagger wrote:I think the true legacy of Trump's tenure will ultimately be to render satire unnecessary.

Unnecessary? It's practically impossible now.

Turner Coates wrote:

It's a pretty poor state of affairs when Cthulhu seems the better option.

Turner Coates wrote:Donald Trump Is Now Selling 'Inaugural Membership Cards'
http://fortune.com/2016/12/13/donald-tr ... hip-cards/

Membership of what, exactly?

infamous wrote:

Blobby "lunchlady arms" Blobster

We call 'em "bingo wings" over here.

So, the fucking lunatic hasn't even been inaugurated yet and he's already pissed off China by tacitly recognising Taiwan.

TheDeadBastard wrote: Lead singer still looks like Neil from the Young Ones.

And why in the name of FUCK is he wearing an Exploited t-shirt? He doesn't exactly look like he's gonna be slapping The Massacre or Beat The Bastards on his turntable on his days off...