Obligatory bump.

S (because THIS is what the ho board shoud be about)

JDV's post is a beautiful representation of teh magic that can be found between two people who were meant to be together for eternity based on a mutual love of greasy orange processed cheese snacks. And codpieces.

S (I want LAZER TAG porn next. Thanks in advance.)

Iron Duck wrote:Ralph's cabbie situation and the way he thinks are similar to Heavy Metal, but the handcuffs, the taxi sex, and the girlfriend are all new.

No shit!

S (Sorry - I forgot to use my internet symbols for being facetious.)

ralph, I love you bestest! I'm going to write a story about 2 lurkers meeting in the woods for some moose sex.

S (and it may or may not be true)

Wasn't that a scene from Heavy Metal?

S (I hope she shot herself out of shame, the filthy, stripping, stranger- sucking whore)

**edited to add that I was referring to ralph's submission

Wow - he was real genius type, eh? Peel the bodysuit DOWN, how'd he ever think of THAT?

S (yea, I know -not being a zombie, you didn't want him for his brains)

This may or may not be a true story. It was the mid-nineties and she was pining away for the mid-eighties. “How can I have be having a mid-life crisis at 32”?, she thought to herself. “Shit. If this is mid-life, that means I’ll die at 64. I won’t even live long enough to get the goddamn social secur...

I owe it all to my cheering section, really. No, you owe it your natural ability to tell a riveting story. Learn to take a compliment, lady. What she said. And what Elise said about having to know what happens next. It's not just about the sex, it's about THE STORY. S (you have the gift and it's HOT)

Nona,

I love you more every day.

S (this is the most epic thread this board has ever seen)

I hate to say this, but I'm more fascinated by the insights into your personal life than I am by the sex.

S (you're very brave)

EliseThePiece wrote:What about best scene with Head?



Yes? No?

I've really, really missed you.

S (just when I think the internet is worthless - it isn't)

Most of the chicks that post here regularly can't spell "bra" and have foregone buckles on their stripper shoes for velcro and you want them to string together sentences?

I must say I'm impressed at your optimism.

S (I'd give you some smut, but I'm way too smart and virtuous for that)

Dont hate, PARTICIPATE!

It's the only schtick I got, so it stays.

S (loves the hatas who jump on the schtick just to talk about how retarded it is)

Sometimes its not a "thing", its just confusion. And for you saying that a guy with your nym would have to be gay on a Murrayfiend thread has added a whole new dimension to your ignorance, which now seems to be covering more angles than a Picasso cubist painting. And why should I care whe...

http://www.dotdotdotonline.com/

S (point taken)

I love the whole, "I just figured out you were a chick" thing. A guy with this nym would have to be of the uber-gayest, fetish-ized, pre-op tranny sort. Altho, it's probably not that you're a fucking idiot that you just figured it out. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt in that you pro...

You're both still retarded and I still have no idea what's going on. If you're gonna go all public, you should dumb it down so the public understands it. Unless it's already too dumb and then you should just knock it off. Which you probably would have if the rest of us would stop getting in the thre...

(there can be no Deathcurse 2.0) Most of your post looked to be a bunch of words without meaning, but this I can get behind. You obviously don't know I'm a big deathcurse fan/supporter and I never sought to 'replace' him. Funny how you "never paid attention to my posts" but still knew exa...

To be honest, this is the first I've ever paid attention to MF's posts, altho I used to get him confused with Itjogs. That makes absolutely no sense. Pay more attention to Itjogs's shit, ma'am. Anyway, I stand by what I've done here and what's resulted. I've never been one who could entertain or en...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Don't make me shun you.

Oh - the horror.

To be honest, this is the first I've ever paid attention to MF's posts, altho I used to get him confused with Itjogs. I told you I never know what the fuck is going on around here.

S (too elusive to be shunned)

FAIL on all levels because 1) there was no funny brought 2) there was no explanation 3) no good sig quotes resulted.

CSHB - 0
MF - 0

S (play again?)

Stoner requested that your username be changed and you didn't want to change it and then the mod changed it anyway and then you couldn't log in until you figured it out?

That's unconstitutional. Unless you're Canadian. Then I guess it's ok.

S (I never know what the fuck is going on around here)

I post on here so much because what the fuck else am I supposed to do in Bowling Green, KY?!!? Go to a shitty dive bar and get drunk on a weeknight? Well, um yea - that's exactly what you should be doing if you're a 21 year old hot metal chick. So now you're outed for sure. NOT METAL, NOT 21, PROBA...

I'm sorry, but that was fucking awesome. I know every post here should be filled with venom and irrational anger, but I heard that whole post just like the commercials in my head and I actually lol'd. S (good thing that Mitzi bitch isn't a kewl kid or it would look like I was trying to cozy up or so...

Deathcurse,

How bad would it get for you if Stoner said she was SO DISAPPOINTED in you and then just walked away shakiing her head?

S (I can't even imagine)

I only like you when you give me cookies. I don't like you all the time.

S (it's not ass-kissing if you have to ask for it)

Seriously? Mitzi v DC? Really?

S (in a suck up thread to some guy I don't know - goddammit, WHO ARE THE FUCKING K3WL KIDZ NOW?!)

This thread is boring and makes less sense the longer it gets. Surely not everyone that posts here has PMS?

S (Hatas will be good again when Nona and I are afraid to post here)

Just don't let Stoner know or she'll record it in one of the leather bound volumes that we use at the meetings. She still thinks she's "in".

S (and if you suck up to ANYONE, you're not one of the kewl kidz. Zakk is OUT and damn it, so is Deathcurse)

Oh jesus - if you've been here long enough you can get away with vague one liners that make people think you you know what the fuck is going on "behind the scenes". The reality is that there is no behind the scenes, no one talks to anyone else "off the boards" and anyone who thin...