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by Newsted's FU Money
Tue Jul 25, 2023 12:28 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Bigfoot Warning Issued by Taos County...
Replies: 15
Views: 2291

Re: Bigfoot Warning Issued by Taos County...

Mojo wrote: Mon Jul 24, 2023 1:58 pm Image
Do you have a shot after they applied the makeup and suit to Ron Perlman?

Hmm...may be time for another contribution to the "oldest person you've jacked OF to" thread.
by Newsted's FU Money
Tue Jul 25, 2023 12:25 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Spaced Out Frehley forgets his own name wtf
Replies: 15
Views: 1615

Re: Spaced Out Frehley forgets his own name wtf

Hilarious watching his band try to contain their frustration. Saw another clip recently and he played the middle section twice instead of going into the solo. Band were looking at each other trying to work out where to go next. I'd feel sorry for his band but they should know what to expect from Ac...
by Newsted's FU Money
Tue Jul 25, 2023 12:20 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: DAVID DRAIMAN ... Is he a Miserable human or am I just reading him wrong on Social Media?
Replies: 33
Views: 2336

Re: DAVID DRAIMAN ... Is he a Miserable human or am I just reading him wrong on Social Media?

Ozzy Stradlin wrote: Mon Jul 24, 2023 3:54 pm I have no idea, but I can’t stand his music, and yes, that includes his horseshit cover of an excellent Simon & Garfunkel song.
I agree with you and DangerZone on this one. Absolute desecration of a classic.
by Newsted's FU Money
Tue Jul 25, 2023 12:17 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: I AGREE ... WOLFGANG VAN HALEN: It Was 'An Absolutely Ridiculous Honor' Being Nominated For A GRAMMY
Replies: 9
Views: 661

Re: I AGREE ... WOLFGANG VAN HALEN: It Was 'An Absolutely Ridiculous Honor' Being Nominated For A GRAMMY

If Wolfgang wins the Grammy it'll get teeth marks on it, Homer Simpson style.

"I thought there was chocolate inside".

Pretty sure Stevil isn't jealous of a guy who can't see his own dick...or feet.
by Newsted's FU Money
Tue Jul 25, 2023 12:06 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: R.I.P. Tony Bennett
Replies: 24
Views: 1950

Re: R.I.P. Tony Bennett

Let's not drop to our knees, now. He was a karaoke singer without the voice or charisma of Sinatra or Presley. A prototypical Michael Buble. People liked his phrasing. Oh I get it, he had his own spin on things I guess. At least until Peter Criss came along and perfected it! I kid. I actually feel ...
by Newsted's FU Money
Mon Jul 24, 2023 10:33 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Buckcherry w/Gunshine, Smithfield NC, half ass review
Replies: 9
Views: 777

Re: Buckcherry w/Gunshine, Smithfield NC, half ass review

Not a Spraygun War tune in sight.

Hard pass.
by Newsted's FU Money
Mon Jul 24, 2023 10:32 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Disturbed Cancel Phoenix Shows Last Minute Due To Excessive Heat
Replies: 21
Views: 1421

Re: Disturbed Cancel Phoenix Shows Last Minute Due To Excessive Heat

Andre Agassi lives in Vegas, you think he'd be used to the heat.
by Newsted's FU Money
Sun Jul 23, 2023 11:49 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Newest video I shot, directed, edited: Juvenile Wrecks: Voices in your head
Replies: 34
Views: 3006

Re: Newest video I shot, directed, edited: Juvenile Wrecks: Voices in your head

That's just savage, LAGR :lol:

It's better than Y & Garbage.

You did a good job, Sleek.
by Newsted's FU Money
Sun Jul 23, 2023 9:35 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Toys that looked and were cool..
Replies: 26
Views: 3767

Re: Toys that looked and were cool..

*sigh* Mojo's making me jealous, now.

I sold MY Scott Ian action figure years ago.
by Newsted's FU Money
Sun Jul 23, 2023 9:25 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Spaced Out Frehley forgets his own name wtf
Replies: 15
Views: 1615

Re: Spaced Out Frehley forgets his own name wtf

Props to Peter for actually hanging on to his reunion money. Ace is such an incredible fuck-up.
by Newsted's FU Money
Sun Jul 23, 2023 9:22 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Hollywood Vampires after Perry croacks
Replies: 15
Views: 1211

Re: Hollywood Vampires after Perry croacks

John Lennon used to give Alice foot rubs and Keith Moon mowed Alice's lawns. Both of things happened in DETROIT . Because the Alice Cooper band, which was formed in Phoenix, was from DETROIT . Because Alice Cooper was real denim-clad, auto plant rock n' roll from DETROIT . DETROIT!!!! Well in that ...
by Newsted's FU Money
Sun Jul 23, 2023 9:15 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Hair Metal Tattoos
Replies: 9
Views: 856

Re: Hair Metal Tattoos

Nikki Sixx has a sweet-ass hair metal tattoo :lol:

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Then there's this old chestnut. Check out that meaty arm.

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by Newsted's FU Money
Sun Jul 23, 2023 8:57 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Hollywood Vampires after Perry croacks
Replies: 15
Views: 1211

Re: Hollywood Vampires after Perry croacks

John Lennon used to give Alice foot rubs and Keith Moon mowed Alice's lawns. Both of things happened in DETROIT . Because the Alice Cooper band, which was formed in Phoenix, was from DETROIT . Because Alice Cooper was real denim-clad, auto plant rock n' roll from DETROIT . DETROIT!!!! :lol: So true...
by Newsted's FU Money
Sun Jul 23, 2023 2:53 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Hollywood Vampires after Perry croacks
Replies: 15
Views: 1211

Re: Hollywood Vampires after Perry croacks

Alice will keep the project running regardless who dies. Never underestimate his need to name-drop at any opportunity. John Lennon used to give Alice foot rubs and Keith Moon mowed Alice's lawns.
by Newsted's FU Money
Sat Jul 22, 2023 10:40 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: ROGER WATERS has re-recorded THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON as a solo act
Replies: 20
Views: 2324

Re: ROGER WATERS has re-recorded THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON as a solo act

His last album was remarkable, some of his best stuff. This... is pointless. But then again, he's 80. What are we expecting from 80 year old artists? If your Paul Stanley, paintings of sphincters Paul Stanley has never been an artist in any capacity. That's not necessarily true. Paul is a seasoned ...
by Newsted's FU Money
Sat Jul 22, 2023 3:51 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Fartgang VH on being nominated for a grammy
Replies: 11
Views: 903

Re: Fartgang VH on being nominated for a grammy

The fact that Shitgang calls a Grammy nomination an "absolutely ridiculous honor" just reinforces what a plastic twat he is. Fuck him.
by Newsted's FU Money
Sat Jul 22, 2023 2:42 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Side hustle
Replies: 30
Views: 8968

Re: Side hustle

I concur, Danzig. An aside: when I hear my brother and his loathsome wife mention "date night" I activate my portion of the nuclear codes. My gf uses the term "date night" However it's her code for "we're fucking later", it doenst mean we have to go on a date. While I ...
by Newsted's FU Money
Sat Jul 22, 2023 1:23 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Side hustle
Replies: 30
Views: 8968

Re: Side hustle

Grendel wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 1:14 pm
Newsted's FU Money wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 11:00 am I concur, Danzig.

An aside: when I hear my brother and his loathsome wife mention "date night" I activate my portion of the nuclear codes.
Why is she loathsome?
She's a nasty cunt. She treated my mother like shit. That's why.
by Newsted's FU Money
Sat Jul 22, 2023 1:19 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: HUGE news from Blabbermouth
Replies: 0
Views: 1483

HUGE news from Blabbermouth

This is big.

A Richie Faulkner article hasn't been posted in the last 15 minutes.

Seriously, did Faulkner's people outbid Corey Taylor's management to become the poster boy for the site and all things metal?
by Newsted's FU Money
Sat Jul 22, 2023 12:59 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Why is Bret so against Poison?
Replies: 50
Views: 5242

Re: Why is Bret so against Poison?

I dunno. It's kinda nice to not have a band milking it for all it is worth and over-saturating the fuck out of everything.

I'm looking at you, Kiss and Buckcherry.
by Newsted's FU Money
Sat Jul 22, 2023 12:57 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: TEST LEVEL over 1000 at 72 YEARS OLD? ... Rudy Sarzo says his Testosterone is 1069, from Nugenix.
Replies: 19
Views: 1945

Re: TEST LEVEL over 1000 at 72 YEARS OLD? ... Rudy Sarzo says his Testosterone is 1069, from Nugenix.

As Randy Rhoads said a thousand times in Sarzo's autobiography, "Oh, Rudes".

What use is testosterone when you look like a Cuban grandmother who reads palms?
by Newsted's FU Money
Sat Jul 22, 2023 12:25 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: My Half Assed Y&T Review
Replies: 32
Views: 2261

Re: My Half Assed Y&T Review

Y & Garbage :lol:

I love it.
by Newsted's FU Money
Sat Jul 22, 2023 11:38 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: My Half Assed Y&T Review
Replies: 32
Views: 2261

Re: My Half Assed Y&T Review

Awful, awful band.

"Yeah, but Dave's an awesome singer and guitarist!"

He should write a song which isn't flushable.
by Newsted's FU Money
Sat Jul 22, 2023 11:37 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: when the children cry
Replies: 34
Views: 3560

Re: when the children cry

You have a meeting scheduled with Mister LAglamrocker, sir!
by Newsted's FU Money
Sat Jul 22, 2023 11:04 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Vicky Hamilton - Good Manager?
Replies: 8
Views: 1254

Re: Vicky Hamilton - Good Manager?

I always took her to be a Gerri Miller type. A vaguely professional groupie.
by Newsted's FU Money
Sat Jul 22, 2023 11:00 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Side hustle
Replies: 30
Views: 8968

Re: Side hustle

I concur, Danzig.

An aside: when I hear my brother and his loathsome wife mention "date night" I activate my portion of the nuclear codes.
by Newsted's FU Money
Sat Jul 22, 2023 10:42 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Why is Bret so against Poison?
Replies: 50
Views: 5242

Re: Why is Bret so against Poison?

MotleyKaos wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 9:54 am
Tommy wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:52 pm This is easy. Pink Floyd wrote a song about it.
"Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict?"
That actually kinda works.

Bert's fans are large furry animals, though.
by Newsted's FU Money
Sat Jul 22, 2023 10:39 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Def Lep club show - Phil Collen sucks
Replies: 30
Views: 3334

Re: Def Lep club show - Phil Collen sucks

A member of Tuff criticizing someone as "nothing special".

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