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by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:35 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: How many of you bitches SQUIRT???
Replies: 33
Views: 16127

Re: How many of you bitches SQUIRT???

No idea!


Oh, and


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by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:31 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: How many of you bitches SQUIRT???
Replies: 33
Views: 16127

Re: How many of you bitches SQUIRT???

I get the feeling that some of the NINgals suffer from SQUIRT INVERSION - while it is most unfortunate for their lovers, at least it provides the ladies with a viable explanation for their muffin tops.


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by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:04 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: How many of you bitches SQUIRT???
Replies: 33
Views: 16127

Re: How many of you bitches SQUIRT???

Any chance for a Lounge Fun Gush akin to an astonishing arc of acrid aqua emanating from your paraurethral ducts will no doubt be summarily squelched by a member of the prowling Wet Blanket patrol. http://api.ning.com/files/xDdpjyDJJutqxQGaDHye9c2vor-MrGcaddAZqWXphufCK-4uNEoV4p1LHRfF5dMoAlToR6Yy67KI...
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:09 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Getting ripped over here!
Replies: 15
Views: 6572

Re: Getting ripped over here!

Best wishes, Creatine Tard.
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:50 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The official NHL thread
Replies: 7003
Views: 1990133

Re: The official NHL thread

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by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:37 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The official NHL thread
Replies: 7003
Views: 1990133

Re: The official NHL thread

The hit made me think of the crash that killed Dale Earnhardt 10 years ago - looked pretty innocuous when it happened, especially when compared to any of the more spectacular crashes that happen in races. At any rate, the two previous replies are correct - there was no way to know the seriousness of...
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:02 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: The DOLTS Road BACK To The Tardbowl Starts Today!!
Replies: 130
Views: 58550

Re: The DOLTS Road BACK To The Tardbowl Starts Today!!

MitziDupree wrote:plucky dorkfish
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Let's fornicate, you gay nigger cunt twat bitch.
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:39 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois
Replies: 9058
Views: 3099645

Re: NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois

"Anal_prolaps.jpg" in that last hyper link - who'da thunk it would be a photo of a prolapsed anus?
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:37 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ladies : What's your favorite
Replies: 31
Views: 15110

Re: Ladies : What's your favorite

ERIC sounds kinda hot for an old fart.
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:17 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: NFL 2010 Thread
Replies: 843
Views: 195030

Re: NFL 2010 Thread

For those of you interested in the Brady vs. Manning discussion:


http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/w ... n&hpt=Sbin


:)
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:33 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The 16th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!
Replies: 15462
Views: 6560646

Re: The 6th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

IDIAMINDADA wrote:So what the fuck is Y?

I am sure the answer is retardedly simple...but...I am drawing a blank.
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by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:36 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 358871

Re: chickenona and RBOs' Ho Board Porno Workshop

:!:

Not only am I male, but I have been told on more than one occasion that my "buttocks are sublime", so it would seem that my dumper is neither slacking nor lacking.

Yay is me!
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:26 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 358871

Re: chickenona and RBOs' Ho Board Porno Workshop

The spectacular tumult of the past two pages has given me serious pause with regard to the potential airing of yet another sizzling tale from my college glory days. While there's no doubt in my mind that the potent combination of my rock hard youthful dong, the vigorous hand wafting of teeming backd...
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:12 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 358871

Re: chickenona and RBOs' Ho Board Porno Workshop

"Hammy" *and* "densely muscled fuck machine" on the same page?!?


OH NOES.


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by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:13 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 358871

Re: chickenona and RBOs' Ho Board Porno Workshop

That swipe obviously isn't in reference to me.


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by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:12 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 358871

Re: chickenona and RBOs' Ho Board Porno Workshop

YOU'RE BETTER THAN A THREAD ABOUT FUCKING, SARA! WOOT!


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by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:54 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois
Replies: 9058
Views: 3099645

Re: NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois

Please, ladies...


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...let me mediate this...
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:24 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Retard Soup: 2010 Recipe
Replies: 80
Views: 43897

Re: Retard Soup: 2010 Recipe

:x
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:44 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
Replies: 276
Views: 129029

Re: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?

That's right, Ms. Dupree - send the little whippersnapper on his way.


I, on the other hand, would politely request that I stay after for some extra credit studies...


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by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:35 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12420
Views: 3145069

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

http://i54.tinypic.com/2rzyiqe.jpg Is Porky Pig sneering "Fuck youze!" twice to a player on the field or as a delayed reaction to the hot dog vendor shutting down his request to buy the entirety of his case? Here's hoping the Ranger right fielder walked over to the idiot in the sideways c...
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:56 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 358871

Re: chickenona and RBOs' Ho Board Porno Workshop

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. :)
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:31 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Rate these (fine-ass) men..
Replies: 18
Views: 9469

Re: Rate these (fine-ass) men..

Nah, I appreciate soft curves, hips, boobies...you get the picture. :) A female friend of mine knows the Goatwhore guys (she goes waaaaaay back with Sammy Duet) and she adores Ben for those reasons you mentioned.
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:29 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Death metal
Replies: 10
Views: 16929

Re: Death metal

There are definitely a big number of ladies who like the death metal bands. There are branches of NYDM throughout the U.S. and they have a consistent percentages of female members. I know Bret Hoffmann - Malevolent Creation's vocalist - and he gets women coming after him wherever they play, especial...
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:23 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Rate these (fine-ass) men..
Replies: 18
Views: 9469

Re: Rate these (fine-ass) men..

Ben's an awesome frontman and Goatwhore is a great live band. Seeing as how I'm a hetero dude, my answer would be "would not", but I can see some of you non-fixated on hair/sleeze guys liking him for being so tall, the hair, etc.
by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
Thu May 06, 2010 10:57 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Of all the things to stick in one's cooch!
Replies: 10
Views: 5426

Re: Of all the things to stick in one's cooch!

sounds like she's a little bit rock 'n roll
(with a little bit of Donny in her hole)