I love to screw, you guys. I kick ass!

Trist805 wrote:... James Woods always comes off as like-able and cool.

You mean always-always, or just in this movie? I think James Woods makes a good 'guy that nobody likes with a chip on his shoulder' guy.

Bridget wrote:

MissBrownstone wrote:The Other Guys - 6/10. Not as stupid as I thought it would be (I had reallllly low expectations), but not great. And Mark Wahlberg didn't even take off his shirt, so.

This bums me out.

What about Will Ferrell? Did he?

I think I could have helped if he wanted some Ancient Astronauts.

Deranged - 5.3/10

t's bad. But good.

Many tedious moments with some dialogue(ical) gems.


Would watch again with a substance on 3/4 abuse.

Was it Michael?

why don't you just drink some hot chocolate, dummy?

I don't know why I'm trying to get you guys together.

I don't even want to see that happen. Well, maybe literally.

No!


Hell, I guess I'm kinda gay.

I just shake my head and think, "Well, that douche is never gonna laugh at one of my posts."

Then I start feeling all superior and turn to the wall and say "Internet's gettin just like TV. Lame as fuck, dude."

Then I play a cool video game from 1997 or 1998.

I'm gonna bet the devil does not know his name.


I mean, why would the devil care?

Remember the Time Ted Koppel read news from a foreign country and his hair was all messed up?

What am I saying his hair is always messed up. Sexy? Maybe, but messed up for sure.

Fuck!

Did you ever hate someone but not say anything?

MF (Just mock them instead?)

What did the horse say?

some cowboy done left his lasso

http://photos.upi.com/story/t/716237b2111f38f8c4a978bb454903f2/Christian-Slater-returning-to-TV.jpg I know this thread isn't called "My face is too small for my head"... Just think for a minute or three. Also, thanks to no one for actually coming to town with some causes for said afflicti...

more- at least twice as much as less.

That reminds me, I need to pick up Rob Lowe at that dude's house.


Okay, I got nothing but you can tell I at least tried... sorta.

Sadly, you died, and can't read this.


or can you?

make my left arm twitch if you get this message

MurrayFiend wrote:...

Never mind.

read between the lines, kic.


Go north, young man!

upinsmoke wrote:Get Him To The Greek ~ 8.5

Laughed my fucking ass off, even tho' the retirees all over the theater sat there in dead silence.

I suppose "retirees" = "folks not stoned to the bone."

Fuck this movie.


Russell Brand is not enough reason to give this flick a chance, I say.

When Strangers Appear - 2/10... what a bunch of shit.


Next up:

This Fall on History Channel:

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GrayAntiMatter wrote:2/5

Really? Watch it again with the commentary.

Awww, crap. Now we'll never know how it ends.

At a glance I'm assuming that I will be disappointed in Beer League and blown away by The Hurt Locker.

If any or all of you are wrong (IMO) you must send me a youtube link of you water skiing with Tom Brokaw to the tune of a recent Wasp song.

Kenny

6/10.

There was some feel good shit, some boring shit, some funny shit, some repetitive shit, some underdog shit, some fucked up shit and some just plain ole shit.

Michael Hott is still available, or nott?

deathcurse wrote: I don't want to sent them back without watching them but I don't want to watch them either.

Have some of your friends watch them.

...

what the hell kinda movies would You not want to watch?

Star Trek (2009) - 8/10 - Good story, great casting, fast moving, classic one liners squeaked in. They totally pulled it off. The Uhura/Spock business felt tacked on and took up film time that could have better been used for more interesting dialogue between the fantastically chosen cast. Other tha...