There are far shittier 'regular' posters here who get way too much credit for being 'smart' or 'funny' when in reality I don't think I've ever laughed at any of their shit. You rock out to New Kids and Danger Danger so obviously there is a certain bizarro aspect to your taste in everything. So in e...

Itwalks is obviously better at the quote function than me.

Only a fucking Polack could misspell "Pollock". Actually, you just misspelled it as well. Go you. Actually I spelled it correctly, shitbird. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=polack Next time, try to pipe in on a word you do know how to spell, like douchebag. Nope. In order for you...

What ever happened with those Joan Jett signature Melody Makers? I don't ever see them anywhere, nobody stocks them and I can't get any info. I know they're relatively inexpensive which actually makes me a little suspicious. No way I would buy one without playing it first. Has anybody played one? ht...

Once again I would like to make it known that I am available to referee any nude to nearly nude mud wrestling matches that may break out between two hot chicks.

I am very fair and impartial.

Jesus.

Perfectly entertaining thread turns into a 'posters of yore' yawnfest.

I WAS HERE FIRST!! I KNEW EVEL DICK!!!