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by knuckles.is.contractual
Wed May 26, 2010 4:24 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: "ta-tas"
Replies: 19
Views: 7422

Re: "ta-tas"

I see that my pathetic attempt to get ladies to go all "My boobs are totally pissed at you, tee hee! It might take a lot of hugs to make them feel better, tee hee!" has not worked. And I've always been told that chicks dig desperateness. I don't get it! At least stoner typed with her boobs...
by knuckles.is.contractual
Wed May 26, 2010 3:33 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: "ta-tas"
Replies: 19
Views: 7422

"ta-tas"

Douche. Chills.

Wait, can a dude have douche chills? Whatever.


--EDIT--
You know. The word. It sucks. I hate it.

Boobs are ok in my book though. If I've offended any of your boobs out there with my clumsy posting I will happily hug them all better.

No dudes.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Wed May 26, 2010 12:38 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Bump this thread every time Idiamindada is a faggot
Replies: 28
Views: 11637

Re: Bump this thread every time Idiamindada is a faggot

Idi gives himself handjobs. Gayyyyyy.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Wed May 26, 2010 11:18 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: There are 578 matches for the term "Pill" ...
Replies: 7
Views: 4005

Re: There are 578 matches for the term "Pill" ...

People sure like to say "dot-head" here.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Wed May 26, 2010 11:17 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: There are 578 matches for the term "Pill" ...
Replies: 7
Views: 4005

Re: There are 578 matches for the term "Pill" ...

You checked them all? I get bored after page one.

Interestingly, there are a similar number of results for dot and knuckles. The dots seem to rarely be me, but most of the knuckles are. Isn't that weird?
by knuckles.is.contractual
Wed May 26, 2010 11:13 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: When people laugh at posts you think are mediocre or lame
Replies: 10
Views: 5724

Re: When people laugh at posts you think are mediocre or lam

I wasn't really talking about my own mediocre or lame posts this time. I was thinking more of other people's mediocre or lame posts. But I guess when people see "mediocre or lame posts" they just automatically think of me. I do sort of hate it when someone I don't like laughs at one of my ...
by knuckles.is.contractual
Wed May 26, 2010 7:15 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: When people laugh at posts you think are mediocre or lame
Replies: 10
Views: 5724

When people laugh at posts you think are mediocre or lame

do you say "Really?" in your head? It happens to me about five times a day.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Sat May 22, 2010 12:50 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Kids: Dad's Going Out For the Night
Replies: 4
Views: 4358

Re: Kids: Dad's Going Out For the Night

Wooshley, listen, I know dogs pretty well and I have some important advice. Whatever you do, under no circumstances let the dog bite you in the balls. You'll regret it. Trust me.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Fri May 21, 2010 10:01 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Stupid Goodbye Thread
Replies: 11
Views: 6580

Re: Stupid Goodbye Thread

But this was all I had left in the whole wide world. :cry:
by knuckles.is.contractual
Thu May 20, 2010 7:53 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Username "Bridget"
Replies: 2
Views: 3158

Re: Username "Bridget"

You can tell because she speaks often of her hobbit legs.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Thu May 20, 2010 6:51 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Madame Librarian: She's A Racist: Let's Discuss Open Racism
Replies: 81
Views: 79458

Re: Madame Librarian: She's A Racist: Let's Discuss Open Rac

Awesome, I've seriously wanted a list of the racists so I don't accidentally have friendly relations with them.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Thu May 20, 2010 6:48 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: This Ace vs Hungwell Feud looks like it might have some legs
Replies: 12
Views: 6968

Re: This Ace vs Hungwell Feud looks like it might have some

I have no idea what ace is talking about. I thought he had some point that I just didn't have the story on, but I've now seen three different people say he's losing his mind so I guess I might have been wrong.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Thu May 20, 2010 5:16 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: This Ace vs Hungwell Feud looks like it might have some legs
Replies: 12
Views: 6968

This Ace vs Hungwell Feud looks like it might have some legs

I like them both, even though I think Ace doesn't like me. Their feud might be funny. Or it might suck. I dunno. I'm not good at predicting these things.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Thu May 20, 2010 3:43 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: I'm going to hate myself tomorrow
Replies: 5
Views: 3818

Re: I'm going to hate myself tomorrow

Quit trying to ruin my good mood. Now I see what your neighbors have to put up with!
by knuckles.is.contractual
Thu May 20, 2010 3:30 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: I'm going to hate myself tomorrow
Replies: 5
Views: 3818

Re: I'm going to hate myself tomorrow

Actually, I was in an awesome mood!

But that usually means a bad time for everyone else as I'm usually super obnoxious.

It only happens once or twice a year so I just don't know what to do with myself!
by knuckles.is.contractual
Thu May 20, 2010 2:10 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: I'm going to hate myself tomorrow
Replies: 5
Views: 3818

I'm going to hate myself tomorrow

Seriously, what is my fucking problem today?
by knuckles.is.contractual
Thu May 20, 2010 1:38 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Morning Shift at the 'MW
Replies: 17
Views: 9017

Re: Morning Shift at the 'MW

Aw, you're too sweet.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Thu May 20, 2010 1:37 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Look at my dick!!!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 3657

Re: Look at my dick!!!!!

You're the one using five exclamation marks. Nobody uses five exclamation marks without there being an explosion somewhere. It may be an explosion of penis but it's still an explosion and I'm not going to walk away without looking. One could say you tailored this thread toward the male population wi...
by knuckles.is.contractual
Thu May 20, 2010 1:15 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Morning Shift at the 'MW
Replies: 17
Views: 9017

Re: Morning Shift at the 'MW

Oops. I'm a notorious non-quoter. I'm known far and wide for not bothering to quote. Also, statements I make are often redundant. --edit-- I'm not actually famous for not quoting things. I'm a legend in my own mind. So don't be calling up your husband and going "oooh I hate knuckles" and e...
by knuckles.is.contractual
Thu May 20, 2010 1:03 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Look at my dick!!!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 3657

Re: Look at my dick!!!!!

why does your foreskin droop like that? It's freaking me out. Did it melt?
by knuckles.is.contractual
Thu May 20, 2010 1:01 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Sexy fucking sex talk
Replies: 8
Views: 5215

Re: Sexy fucking sex talk

I put on clean underwear and brushed my teeth this morning. Ooh la la! Try not to slip off your chairs when you read that.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Thu May 20, 2010 12:51 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Morning Shift at the 'MW
Replies: 17
Views: 9017

Re: Morning Shift at the 'MW

I think wooshley will appreciate the heads up. Letting this go would be like letting your friend go chat up a chick with a booger hanging out his nose.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Thu May 20, 2010 12:04 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Bump this thread every time Idiamindada is a faggot
Replies: 28
Views: 11637

Re: Bump this thread every time Idiamindada is a faggot

Bridget flirts with MurrayFiend, so there's something manly about her for sure.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Thu May 20, 2010 11:32 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Morning Shift at the 'MW
Replies: 17
Views: 9017

Re: Morning Shift at the 'MW

You put the apostrophe in the wrong place.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Thu May 20, 2010 9:49 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: I got nuthin
Replies: 6
Views: 4676

Re: I got nuthin

I have a laptop for those times when I feel like a change of scenery from the computer room might invigorate my appreciation of the culinary arts.