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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

I can't believe you just stole a joke from The fucking Retarded.

Wow.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

You know Mr. Admirer, if you want my attention, all you have to do is PM me.

If I wasn't so lazy, I'd log into The_Gelus!1!1! right now.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Suspenders make me cranky.

You wouldn't like me when I'm cranky....

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

It's deathcurse, dude. He's going to throw us a lifejacket of smooth black metal cred.

I don't know when the tour starts, but Elise has experience driving a short bus, so I say we hire her to cart our tired asses around.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

He sucks at life.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Reading the god damn thread, for starters.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

So what does that make you (besides a groupie)?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Hungwell wrote:OK Stoney.....who wins?

I'll give you one guess.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

I'm starting to think Monty's Crew might be better off as a 4 piece unit. Seriously fellas, you had every means necessary to make an impression, and I get two shitty haikus and a google picture?

I've seen better efforts from cripples in breakdancing contests.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

You must not want to be in this band, because that has got to be one of the most unsexy things I've ever read. In fact, it makes me want to swear off oral sex for life.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Okay, http://www.boreme.com/boreme/media-pictures/bong-squad.jpg Here's the deal: One of you obviously eats a better box and than the other, and it is of the utmost importance that I know which one of you that is. Please present your case. The only rule is that there are no rules. You can do this i...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Okay, let me get stoned immaculate and think of something really dumb.

Shouldn't take long at all.

I think we should offer the runners up jobs, though. There were some damn fine submissions that brought a shitload of The_Funny.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Personally, my vote goes to whoever eats the best box.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

It's his thread, he can do what he wants.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

I think everyone needs to simmer down for a second - I haven't even had a chance to vote on Hungwell's challenge, much less Monty's, and I won't be able to get around to it until this evening. I know being in this band is a chance of an e-lifetime, but you gung ho motherfuckers needs to chill the f...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

And then you ate it.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Touche' !

But what will we do when we get the munchies?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Why does Rik keep voting on shit, like he has a say in anything? Has he got his fat eye on the catering job?

I hope the rest of you realize that if he gets that job, we'll fucking starve to death unless we find a way to make styrofoam containers and tinfoil tasty.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

FUCK! I knew I was forgetting somebody.

You get a 9, mostly because I'm still swooning over the pic you drew for me.

Forgive me?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

That picture gave me serious relapse issues, Carman.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Deathcurse - 10 Any song that ends with a shout out to me is clearly a winner, and the Sheila E reference was fucking brilliant. I wuv you, pookie. *lix* POP - 9.5 You were the only one to include a kazoo solo, so you probably should have won this, but I still don't have a cockshot, so no victory f...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Just leave me a bud and change the sheets when you're done.

Promise.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

NickoLindseyBuckingham wrote:

Wait until me and deathcurse fuck in your bunk, Ace Jr.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

If that was the case, I would have just edited it. Maybe it's just me, but I'd swear that someone sounds a wittle pissy that they got flexed on. You running shit? http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y291/bongdiva2/798643159ng.jpg Care to put that to a vote, Ozone? Yeah, I didn't think so.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

SEE, YOU GUYS ARE NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION!!!!!!!!

Elise can't issue a challenge because she's NOT IN THE BAND!

Fine -- do Nicko's.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Sanity-----10 Fucking beautiful, man. Your artistic abilities will come in handy bigtime when we need an artist's rendering of the guy we're going to blame for abducting Monty's underrage groupies. Seriously, though - that fucking rules, Sanity. PillofPoison---9 You were in the lead based on effort...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

Not so fast, Speed Reader.

Hungwell wrote:Tomorow Stoner will give you your task and say who follows her.

I will say who issues the next challenge after I vote here in a few minutes.

Too bad, so sad.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

I'll be checking my inbox for those n00dz, TMC. Deathcurse won't come up off of them.

Tick, tock...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

YOU'RE PROVING MY POINT, BOY!

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CONCENTRATE ON THE TASK AT HAND !

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong

You've got a lot to learn, son.

I don't suck cock for weed -- just Funyons.

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