That shit makes her some kind of kiwi Dr. Seuss but without the cleverness or the rhymes.

I guess that just makes her an out ot touch dumbass who is afraid to show her picture.

S (budgie wudgie togariffic)

I had to scoop my boobs of the tops of my feet while cybering in chat last night.

as this comment is to either hatas or this thread.

S (fuck, staying on topic just gets more difficult all the time)

I swear to fucking Christ, I'd pay good money to spit on you, just to see if the sugar content in your fucking blood would melt you into a fucking puddle of goo that would make flying monkeys celebrate with certain liberation.[/size] I have nothing to contribute because I just find Lickety to be bo...

Goddammit, that girl has great skin! What the fuck is it with the ho bots and thier fucking skin lately?

But that guy has a big, fat, pasty eraser face. I hate lips like that - they make my skin go all crawly.

S (I think he's one of Rev's reptile people)

Yes, there's that guy in my heart that wants to get out but I pour whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke and the whores and the bartenders and the grocery clerks never know that he's in there. But I'm too tough for him. I'm too clever, I only let him out at night sometimes when everybody's asle...

The worst part of this thread is that Zakk will use it to make himself feel popular and a viable part of the "community".

S (doing my part to pile on)

ZVD sucking up to SatanHimself. I woulda had more respect for the guy if he had asked to have that sig removed. Instead he begged for something that supposedly went against all his personal beliefs and maintained it just so he could say "SATANHIMSELF featured ME in one of his famous photoshops ...

What if I just feed him spun sugar and grain alcohol and then spin him around real fast right before?

S (but if he pukes, I'm definitely NOT swallowing that)

RPBitch wrote:Ok, I'll rephrase that since I'm not a huge Jager fan either. If knob goo tasted like cotton candy and got me drunk, I'd walk around with a dick in my mouth all the time.

This. Yes.

S (can you even imagine?)

Jager tastes like fermented cough syrup mixed with battery acid. Granted, not even close to spooge, but I don't want either one lingering between the cheek and gum.

S (I'm a jack daniels girl myself)

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I fucked a cock once.

It was INSIDE me.

Liar - that's just gross.

S (who does that?!)

Isn't swallowing just a whole lot more practical? You know when it's gonna hit, you get it as far down your throat as possible and it's no better or worse than doing a shot of jager. If you need to spit it out, you have to take it in, then get it back out, find a place to put it, etc etc...who needs...

RobZombiesBabyMomma wrote:Well then I have you confused and don't know who the hell you are.

But do you know who YOU are? Or who you used to be?

Were you a Hooter's waitress or not, goddammit?!?!

S (all about getting to the RELEVENT questions)

TMC, we've already come to the conclusion that the mod(s) here can ban whoever they want for any reason. Rev was banned because someone got sick of watching him lose his fucking mind and put a stop to it before it overflowed into anyone's personal life as we all knew it was going to. What fucking po...

My, my, my... Don't we sound panicky? :lol: :lol: I have to assume when you say "we", that you're talking out loud with the voices in your head again. And if you had any clue what you were getting into, you would be panicky. But you never do. We've all seen this before. You're not their f...

Rev, No amount of "knowing" will make you any less of a douchebag then you have already made yourself out to be. And if you're scared of this "mob" on Hatas, you're fucking with a much more dangerous "mob" with your new best friend thats feeding you info and and pumping...

Mitzi's story made me sad.

These threads have at times made me laugh and feel mildly annoyed, but now - I'm just sad. Poor Revvie - your life DOES suck.

S ( )

This is TMC's thread - we must return it to it's rightful owner.

Besides, I just want to read haikus.

TMC left us
distracted by her "hero"
thank god he's gone now

S (this thread also new and improved, NOW REV-FREE)

"i just wanted to read haikus"

Funniest thread EVA!

TMC Yellow
Instigates the rage in me
Hungwell, hold my "hand"

S (always remember and never forget, "The MetalChick Needs To Shutup")

Y'all are funny. :lol: And I never had to post anything about my education. I never had to post videos of pullups. I didn't have to do anything but tease y'all a little and I got everything I wanted out of you. I made you defend yourselves and compete with me. :lol: :lol: :lol: But you had to post ...

It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's fucking hysterical.

S (waiting for the *cwying*)

Aren't you supposed to consult a doctor if your hard-on lasts more than 6 hours? Rev, I think you're overdue...

S (I thought I smelled a 300 pound lesbian up in heah)

Did anybody else notice that as soon as Rev learned 2T was a chick, he started flirting with her on the other thread? Now he wants to take her out for chinese...I wonder if TMC is gelus?

S (y'all KNEW I was following this, dincha?)

Does the froot-loop Dr not know that the whole "I have something important to say here" quote is from TMC herself? Everytime he re-quotes it and puts it in yellow, he joins the mockery of TMC. That's some serious passive-aggressive behavior there. Or just some love-struck confusion maybe? ...