Susanna Hoffs. 64 years of age and still jack-worthy. https://i.postimg.cc/2yLRFDXs/susanna-hoffs-of-the-bangles-attends-reel-to-reel-cnn-original-series-the-eighties-1474889008-custom.jpg 57. Yes, she has held up well but posting a 7 year old pic to show how youthful she currently looks is a littl...

Mister Freeze wrote: ↑Tue Jul 11, 2023 7:09 am This is the closest you'll get...

She is a lovely and delicate flower. I want to stick my tongue all the way up her ass.

Luigi wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 1:37 pm you've jacked of to?

Jack "of" once, shame on you

Jack "of" twice, shame on... you

Absolute truth: I started playing with my older brother's guitar because he said he would kick my ass if I touched it. He was very Chet-from-Weird Science when it came to his guitar. If he was that guarded about it there had to be something attractive about messing with it. So did you and your brot...

Things that are wrong with porn

Dua Lipa has yet to return my calls about the movie I'm planning to make.

Fuck that, dude! I'm an Ed Hardy man all the way!

Yeah baby! WHO WANTS SOME?? WHO WANTS SOME????

Absolute truth: I started playing with my older brother's guitar because he said he would kick my ass if I touched it. He was very Chet-from-Weird Science when it came to his guitar. If he was that guarded about it there had to be something attractive about messing with it.

I've worked for super-rich people in the past and have some in my extended family. In either case these people are outwardly charming and gracious when they want to be in order to achieve their ends. Once that's off the table they are always exposed to be miserly and selfish to an absurd degree. In ...

I know it's kind of an obvious thing but Sajak at least had some meager comedic abilities as host, usually doing a Letterman-lite thing when he could. Can somebody point out what it is about Ryan Seacrest that we are supposed to find appealing? He is human styrofoam if there ever was. Has he ever sa...

Same reason there are no reissues or remasters for used toilet paper.

Trump's got the waterhead vote sewed up, that's for sure.

Looks like TrollOfManmeat took Ian Astbury's dick out of his mouth long enough to pop Donnie's in.

So when I was 10 and bought Kiss's Unmasked , thinking the entire makeup era was "classic Kiss," my first reaction was "The fuck is this?" But I sat on my blisters and eventually grew to really like it. I am chilled by the thought of what my life would be like if I never gave Un...

different views. Sorry to inform you: Lies and paranoid brainfarts are not "different views". People often hide their insecurities by using profanity and insults. Mojo, once again you are the lowest of the low, a classless, self-righteous angry nutjob. Go fuck yourself. Also the Trump-end...

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Gibsonite wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 6:18 pm What's the Vegas line on that fat cunt Bud Dwyering himself on live tv once the shit gets truly real for his criminal organization? Asking for a friend..

Unlikely. Narcissists don't kill the only person they really love.

The indictment is wild. They got him on tape acknowledging the documents are still classified. One of his lawyers testified under oath that he asked him to lie to the feds and say he doesn't have anything. Then, as a treat, it's got multiple occasions where he campaigned on this issue--"LOCK H...

Clay Higgins (Louisiana Congressman) should be indicted for seditious conspiracy. He is openly calling for militias and Trumpy wackos to organize a quasi-Civil War.

These idiots are fully intent on inciting violence over this shit whether President ForkTongueFuckface does jail time or not.

Car Trouble - Adam And The Ants

Turner Coates wrote: ↑Fri May 19, 2023 10:27 am

Amusing, but photoshopped.

Oh god, I watched about 5 minutes of the CNN town hall and it was all I could take. Quadruple down, quintuple down, on and on, what a complete idiot.

Sounds like the Boxer by Simon and Garfunkel.

"Lie la lie... Lie la lie lie lie la lie...".

It's just as ludicrous as anything that ever comes out of his mouth. By even implying that he has a "type", he's indirectly saying "Yeah, forcing myself on a helpless woman in a store dressing room would be quite plausible if she looked attractive to me." He is human garbage to t...

It's still absolutely confounding how this whole thing apparently hinged on whether the victim was "his type". Who gives a flying fuck what his type is? That is not and never has been a viable point of substantiation in the motivation for rape or sexual assault. He wasn't looking for a sui...

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Story at 11...

I have an LTD Phoenix, similar to above but with regular dual humbucker setup. Very sweet guitar for the price. Which one? The aged white one is pretty cool looking. It's this one. https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.cZqW_UPO9yDcImA-KCRa8wHaCq?pid=ImgDet&rs=1 The color scheme is not wild or anything ...

I have an LTD Phoenix, similar to above but with regular dual humbucker setup. Very sweet guitar for the price.

Black Mamba wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 2:48 pm Rolling Fork (Stone), MS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mykTPXxjCUs

Well that's it then. Begin the impeachment proceedings.

Brad Welp wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 12:38 pm idiot justice people

Trump indicted after Manhattan DA probe for hush money payments https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-indicted-manhattan-da-probe-stormy-daniels-hush-money-payment Trump Indicted in New York, a First for a US Ex-president https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/donald-trump-indicted/2023/03/30/id/111448...

Hopefully, it's making all the non-extremists more and more annoyed, though. Of course it is. Republicans are fucked nine ways to Sunday right now. Trump has turned their party into a clown show and there's no way out for them except to wait for him to drop dead or something and MAYBE try to ease b...