Blue Steel, I heard from some very reliable sources that you think Lulu is Metallica's finest album ever and that you hope they continue in that direction. Blue Steel (frog eating, sausage eating smelly frenchman) and the other weirdo should get a room, theyre really made for each other. Blue Steel...

Don't judge so hastily. If you knew him like I do, you'd realize he's a beautiful soul, with the heart of a poet, the mind of a savant, the innocence of a child. He brightens our days by his mere presence on these boards. He loves, he is loved and he is love. He LIIIIICKS my ANUS and I his. We belon...

I don't know about everyone but I definitely am an anus licker. It's gotta be clean, but I love eating ass. And love having mine eaten, too. You should try it. It's loads of fun.

TMI?

MA551V3_700L wrote:Feud with me perhaps? Nay, not worth a dogfart in yon mud puddle - NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF ANUS LIIICKER

You're a massive tool.

SPEEDYMUFFLER wrote:I can't wait to suck your transsexual uncle's cock and feel his hot cum in my mouth

Ladies and gentlemen, the man, the myth, the legend: Speedymuffler!

4.37/2.111

Tell it like it is, child! Woooahaaaahahahaoooooooo! Yeaaaargh!

Slicer was Speedy? That's awesome.

Bump

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Oh man, that kid will be so embarrassed when he grows up.

SPEEDY! That's where you've been hiding! I love you!

What happened to him? He had some of the best stories. Most involved hookers, guns and blow.

Creaton?

SoulsOfBlack wrote:I'm guessing this is just someone switching back and forth with their alt trying to draw some attention. FAIL.

SelfMadeJesus wrote:

Blue Steel wrote:Anyone.

Years ago I feuded with someone called AxlRosesKornRows and that was dumb.

Drawing a blank.

Speaks volumes.

Ugly Git?

SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:I've never heard of you before but based on your "feud" in this thread, you make slicer look like a member of Sludge Mafia.

I know. I'm paying my dues, working my way up.

You're losing badly. Your attempts at humor are as bad as your efforts to keep a job, or maintain an erection. I have been successfully self-employed for a while, and about the latter, I'm sorry but you do absolutely nothing for me. And in my heart, I know that I am funny. [img] http://www.zuguide....

You're outta luck. Your proctologist won't take your calls anymore, fagboy. You two enjoy your honeymoon. At least I can afford a honeymoon. How many of your welfare checks would it take to get to Hawaii? I'm never going back there again. Fucking bug-filled swamp hole. No, I am not talking about yo...

And you can advise the rest of the gay population with pointers on how to remove pubes from in between ones teeth. They tend to use your cock. It's thin enough and it's the best use for it anyone can think of. Please. The last time you saw a pussy was the day you were born. No one told me you were ...

canadianhavoc wrote:
And you can advise the rest of the gay population with pointers on how to remove pubes from in between ones teeth.

They tend to use your cock. It's thin enough and it's the best use for it anyone can think of.

canadianhavoc wrote:
You're outta luck. Your proctologist won't take your calls anymore, fagboy.

You two enjoy your honeymoon.

canadianhavoc wrote:

Blue Steel wrote:Smoke my pubes, rapist.

The only thing thats getting raped around here is the english language,so take a bow, cocklips.

How is it for you so far? I'm digging it.

Go freebase your gonads, cockzit.

Wait, was he the one who coined the immortal "Leave my life"? Yes, yes he was. He was also the one who would fake drunkpost lke ths until yuu flaemd him adn thne he'd magiclye srat pstingjhpo nolmar agin. YES! Ah, memories. A small tear is running down my cheek. The left one. My butt chee...

Wait, was he the one who coined the immortal "Leave my life"?

Smoke my pubes, rapist.

I could try it on a trial basis, and if it doesn't work, we just drop it. Sound good? No! Go fuck yourself, abortion! Listen, asshat, I'm trying to help you. But it would take a double digit IQ to understand that, but I'm afraid that's a little much for your limited education and lack of breeding. ...

canadianhavoc wrote:I could try it on a trial basis, and if it doesn't work, we just drop it. Sound good?

No! Go fuck yourself, abortion!

MurrayFiend wrote:I'd help you out, but I have an ongoing feud that no one gives a fuck about with knuckles.is.contractual.

I totally understand, good luck with that.

When I'm sober they are.