BlackCrypt wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 6:08 pm

Luminiferous wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 7:59 pm Could you imagine the total meltdown from Faux News and the GOP if Obama had signed bibles for people?

Please open your KTV bible (King Trump Version) to the book of Daniels 69:1...

"For Donald so loved himself he gave his only begotten toadstool to Stormy".

CAN I GET AN AMEN?!

Endless Yodel wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:36 pm

I showed this to my daughter and she laughed her ass off!

whammybar wrote: ↑Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:31 pm I hear Scott Baio isn't too busy these days.

Or Ted Nugent.

Luminiferous wrote: ↑Tue Sep 11, 2018 6:02 pm

Two birds, one stone.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcXp4xqV0AEoSXS.jpg Judas fucking priest...that's taken at the Iowa Speedway in Newton, IA! :shock: :lol: Newton is just a straight shot east of Dead Moines on I-80. Town went to hell after Whirlpool bought Maytag and moved it to Mexico...now Newton is in serious competi...

exitflagger wrote:Jeb gave the eulogy. Spanky would never have been able to keep from heckling him.

Trump would be hollering "LOW ENERGY!"

Wonder why Faygo hasn't come out with an energy drink? That would be huge with the juggalos! Umm, they have...it's called RIP IT. It's made by National Beverage Corporation...makers of Shasta and Faygo. It sells at just a dollar per can (or a case of 24 at $24.00) and is availiable at Dollar Tree. ...

BlackCrypt wrote:Did I hear something about a Pringles challenge?

Once you pop, you can't stop!

Mazerati wrote:

I take it that Moon Mist is Faygo's knockoff of Mountain Dew?

At Dollar Tree stores, they have 3 liters of Faygo. Yes, that's right...3 liter plastic bottles.

whoopie wrote:you are right on that!
Here he is on another board dicussing his feet fetish...
https://www.christianforums.com/threads ... s.7755872/

What...the...fuck?!

SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:

Judas fucking priest!

Snowflake_Killa

Turner Coates wrote:

Holy shit!

Saw this on a church sign coming in to work today...

"If you bargained with God during game 7, Sunday service starts at 10 am."

USA Today Sports and MSN.com reporting that ESPN's Chris Mortensen has been diagnosed with Stage IV throat cancer.

Romo is hurt...looks like he may have broken his collarbone again.

caroline wrote:I'm guessing Laura Bassett is currently having the Japanese team teach her the art of seppuku.

I don't want Bassett hounded over this.

First Dean Smith, now Jerry Tarkanian.

You think Bob Knight is getting worried?

LouDoo wrote:With 4 titles, and the stats, there's no doubt, especially when you consider that he never had the weapons that Montana did.

Somewhere poizond13 is screaming at his computer screen "IT'S STILL PEYTON MANNING, DAMMIT!".

Now it's a holy trinity with Tom Brady joining Terry Bradshaw and Joe Montana.

Montana: 4 Super Bowl titles, 3 MVPs.
Brady: 4 Super Bowl titles, 3 MVPs
Bradshaw: 4 Super Bowl titles, 2 MVPs

http://i58.tinypic.com/ruzpls.jpg Thanks! That's my new screen saver. :lol: *phone rings* "Hello...you have reached Richard Sherman's voicemail. Mr. Sherman's mouth is full of crow right now and he can't answer the phone. When he is done swallowing, he will return your call. Please leave a mes...

Crazy Levi wrote:NEVERSURRENDER BEING INVESTIGATED FOR POSSIBLY BEING A FAT TRUTHER WITH A BROKEN CAPS LOCK

eddie lee roth wrote:The NCAA is going to give back the victories it took away from Joe Paterno and Penn State.

That means Paterno is back to being major college football's winningest coach.

Somewhere, Bobby Bowden is yelling "DADGUMMIT!".

K.K.VanMalmsteen wrote:

Crazy Levi wrote:So is Peyton finished?.

Yes. He needs to hang 'em up.

Nationwide wasn't on his side.

Zombi wrote:I think the government could use spending 2 hours in a room with Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless as a torture tactic for terrorists.

Crazy Levi wrote:What a gorgeous new place to never hang a Super Bowl Championship banner in!

The husband is at Wrigley Field right now - watching the Cubs play San Diego. I told him to make sure and stop in Yak-Zies across the street and get some wings! :D If he's a true Cub fan, he didn't pay for that ticket. :wink: I refuse to pay for tickets to a Cubs game at Wrigley Field until they pu...

eddie lee roth wrote:Did ya see that Al got himself a DUI the other day in Santa Monica.

"Do you believe in driving drunk? YES!"

DOWN2WHISKEY wrote:"Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!

*Cues up Aerosmith's "Falling In Love (Is Hard On The Knees)"*