Constantine wrote:deathcurse's sulfuric stench is causing atmospheric changes.

slicer, we've been through some times together. Remember? Oh slicer. You are slicer, slicer.

Constantine wrote:The silence is sickening.

You're slicer and your wife is Bunny.

You got the old lady with you? If so, you should just start masturbating during one of the scenes. Really mindfuck her. I was going to ask her to come over! This is a chick that covered her eyes during Dark Water . One night she got drunk and brave and asked for the sickest movie I have. I put on M...

Serbian Film is traumatizing. For real. I think this movie is going to stun even the most jaded horror jocks. Or maybe not. I'm sure there are going to be a bunch of assholes who are all "Pfft! Is that it? Big deal." Personally I think it might be the most brutal and depraved movie ever.

I'm gonna watch this back to back with Human Centipede and plan on vomiting at least twice. Sound reasonable? :lol: I'm actually doing a Serbian Film / Human Centipede double feature tonight. And I'm taking a break because my stomach hurts so bad. It's probably not so much the movie as the chips an...

WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Got a short plot summary for this masterpiece?

A retired porn star agrees to make one last movie.

A Serbian Film....remember all the complete horseshit hype that Human Centipede was getting about being such a fucked up sick movie? Compared to A Serbian Film, it was fucking Paul Blart Mall Cop....A Serbian Film lives up to it's notoriety, in fucking spades....it is also very well made, and well ...

Go fuck a dog, SLICER.

Congratulations, the above speech has earned you the title of "Perfect Dinosaur Jr. Fan". Think about it. If the message in their music really spoke to you and reflected your worldview in a relatable way, there's no way you could possess the required impetus and luck to actually catch the...

It's a song for all the wannabe Junos of the world.

Get abortions, retards.

RICH HOLT! That's the first time I've done that. I think. I sort of hate it when people go "RICH FUCKIN HOLT" cuz that wasn't the thing. That I remember. I started the "RICH HOLT!" thing, for better or worse, and you're right, it was never "RICH FUCKIN HOLT," as it was...

Bump

When I pointed out that Vince Neil is a murderer and Greg loves him for it, he said this -

poizond13 wrote:Well, your actions contributed to the death of a well-liked and respected poster on this board, so you're one to talk, douche.

"Some guy in Iowa heard of my shitty bar band! Maybe he'll come to our show in Bakersfield!"

STONEBREED wrote:LOVE US OR HATE US at least you KNOW US!

How exactly will this help your band?

saracapri wrote:Man, I miss him.

Go over to Metal Blast and talk to the guy.

Oh wait, HE'S FUCKING INTOLERABLE. Never mind.

I've made this comparison a thousand times before but if the troll's logic held up, few people would be "allowed" to talk during sporting events, since most of the commentary would be by people who can't throw a pass, dunk a ball, hit a fastball, etc. The people who say "Let's hear yo...

(Please be sirrloin, please be sirrloin)

What's with the pic? It looks like Great White dressed up as Suicidal Tendencies for Halloween.

How great are the boards without The Mummy? Sometimes I think about that and appreciate how great everyone was for vanquishing him.

SikkTikett wrote:What movie is that from?
Anyone?

Feast 2

I just love when a nigga brings his whole crew.

It's just a bigger piece of cake for me to chew a hole through.

Party's over. DK is here to ask us all how to make a sandwich.

"So...you put the meat and cheese BETWEEN the two pieces of bread?"

R.I.P. MW

I rarely get them but the relationship is doomed anyway.

She's making dumplings while I listen to 2112.

...who doesn't like popping back zits.

He's one of those posters whose posts I never read because he sucks but I like having him around to see guys like SOSIA own the shit out of him. I always scroll past Cajun Man's posts and go right to guys like SOSIA.

I don't see what Cajun Man has to do with this.