To be fair, wouldn't you play stupid to get away from Dan Snyder?

Don't be sad because baseball is a lousy sport and the whole state is aware of this.

You're correct on both accounts. He's too big and slow to sit on the wing or develop a three as that's what the league is shifting to. And truth be told, he doesn't have the drive to. Dwight wants to be famous, crack jokes and Keep Gettin' Dem Checks.

Clearly you don't know shit about basketball.

Dwight's problem is he's on the decline and that he would rather be famous than be an actual dominate player. See: Vince Carter.

The man was CLEARED TO PLAY by doctors last year, and he REFUSED to play. PUSSY!!!!!! Because the offense was designed to run through Noah and optimize his skills. You can't just plug a player like Rose into an offense like that and take off on a tear and into the playoffs. You have to redesign you...

He's Penny Hardaway 2.0. A very talented man that had his body disintegrate on him just has he was about to enter his prime. (Penny had the better ads. Derrick is the better player.) A pussy would be a man who quits on his team in a pivotal Game 5 and whines to the press when the game gets physical ...

eddie lee roth wrote:I didn't know cancer could cause droopy eye.

He got tagged in the eye at a Jets mini-camp years ago.

Out of the big four American sports, no one gets the shaft quite like NFL players. They're nearly treated like cattle for the sake of tax free revenue. The day people quit watching is when things will change. Hopefully for the good.

My other personal favorite is Berman's "You're with me, Leather."

Rip City. How is that a catch phrase? Rip City is a nick name; Portland has been called that since the Drexler days when they weren't wildly mediocre. A catch phrase ( concerning PDX ) would be that one idiot that screams "boooomshakalakaaaaahhhhh" anytime the Blazers would score. Its old...

Rip City.

I was trying to come up with a scenario where Sherman could be thought of like Ali WS and it's pretty tough. He'd have to convert to Islam, he can't exactly dodge the draft so I guess he could refuse to pay taxes or something and play like Deion Sanders for about 15 years. Even that wouldn't be eno...

Because the anonymity of the internet allows people to be what they really are without fear of repercussion. Racism still exists in America. Since its no longer PC to be one in person, the ones that are net savvy find outlets to vent just how much they hate cats of a different color. If you want to ...

If Ali was dominate today, he would be getting the shellacking that The Nature Boy Rich Sherman got on Sunday.

Too bad it's mostly McJobs. Then again, par for the course for a country where most of its citizens are working...McJobs.

Every Northwest team blows it when it counts. The last title that was won here was in 1979. By a team that no longer exists. I'm just waiting for the other foot to drop for the Sea Pigeons.

And as for the comment about Clemens and Bonds being kept out because of writers' morality. The veterans committee also feel they should he out too because they cheated. So basically actual HOF inducted players also think they shouldn't be allowed. I'm inclined to agree. Don't you think that is hyp...

Why? Because he bet on the Reds after his playing career? While a different sport, Jordan bet on the Bulls while playing. Why do you think his dad got whacked and had to spend a season with the White Sox?

In a classic troll move, Dan LeBatard sold his vote to Deadspin. Who then allowed readers to vote. Considering Greg Maddux didn't get a vote from a gasbag who refused to vote for 90's ballplayers,i (and vowed to continue to do so just to piss people off) I view it as a brilliant idea.

Anyone else really liking the San Diego Chargers? I think they are possibly the most dangerous team in the playoffs. Not much finesse but they control the ball, theyre playing great defense and can effectively move the ball down the field when needed, albeit in spurts. This is probably a trap game ...

Wasn't Tommy Maddox the MVP of that game? XFL badass to a good NFL QB before his shoulder became made out of paper mache. Goodell isn't the only reason I no longer watch the game. Out of the big 5 in America, NFL players are the one that get the short end of the stick when it comes to contracts. Esp...

2-2. Better than Bill Simmons!

San Deigo vs. Green Bay. The Mediocre Bowl!

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Rainbow Bright wrote:Same ol' Bungles.

It's not the 4th for the same ol Chargers to show up. There's still hope.

That's true. Rivers can derp out at any moment.

Same ol' Bungles.

Never put money on an Andy Reid team!

KC is also coached by Andy Reid. And I don't see the real life Dr. Dugong morphing into an actual, competent coach anytime soon.

RATTrules has proved that when he's not cutting and pasting the writing of others, he has nothing to say unless he lies about stuff. He's also proved that when he DOES cut and paste the writing of others, he's too fucking stupid to assess the context, and winds up getting that wrong too. So....... ...

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