You're a shitty writer because you can't accept feedback.

Have fun throwing your money away on this shit!

At least his writer’s block had been completely shattered Thank God for that! You do know it's not an actual block, right? He drove to town just to stock up on potato chips and soda. You ran out of food so you go buy chips and soda? No wonder you're so fucking fat. :lol: He had had an intense visio...

kriptyc wrote:what are you my fucking agent now?

No, I'm not your agent. I actually exist.

kriptyc wrote:He drove to town just to stock up on potato chips and soda.

Take out the word "drove" and this sentence is actually believable.

Congrats. You almost wrote something that a reader could not only understand but visualize as possible.

kriptyc wrote:do you know what a book deal is?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanity_press

Examples

AuthorHouse

It's a vanity press. I can't imagine anyone reading that horseshit, let alone publishing it.

We can read about this thread in his follow-up tome, Fist Ashes of Backwards: A Yeast Among the Hang.

What happened to Barely Awake? Is that your Smile?

A young native prophet finds himself powerless in the face of inevitable tragedy. An even greater evil is well prepared to take advantage of this situation. Others arrive as if pawns in a wicked game. You wrote a book about Metal Sludge, you dogfucking freak! :lol: Also, LOL @ "wicked game.&qu...

The synopsis and the bio are unreadable gibberish.

That he spent money on this makes me so happy.

theglammerthebetter wrote:I know im setting myself up for bullshit with this one but last night i saw Brokeback mountain(2005) for the 1st time. Id give it 7/10 Michelle williams was great

Watching Brokeback Mountain doesn't make you gay. Being the world's biggest Debbie Gibson fan does.

So, is his suicide by mod thread still up? Sorry I missed that... It was deleted, I believe. He posted a phone number and that was the end of that. This was after two months of him talking about nothing but me. He even said it - "From now on, I'm not going to post about anything else." An...

And if you're like me you spend most of it going "GAH, WTF MAN!" because you think they just tried to show you a kids vagina. :lol: Yeah, I had a little bit of that but something seemed off so I went back and looked closer. I don't know what a kid's vagina looks like but there was somethi...

sleazyrocker wrote:well, i saw a vagina and a scar, and i just tought that the girl became a vampire cuz she received a bite down there.

The movie you thought you saw is pretty fucking weird, man.

Let Me In 8.5 outta 10. Liked it a lot even though I was dreading the US remake because I liked the original so much. Still could have done without a few things where they had to spell things out/dumb it down for US audiences. I didn't like how "Abby" was shown when she was vamping out. I...

Also, Eli straight up says "I'm not a girl."

sleazyrocker wrote:anyway, all those details that you talk about, are not very clear in the original movie, maybe in the book...but not in the movie.

Are you serious? You see the kid's bare, penis-less pubis with a big scar. How was that not clear?

sleazyrocker wrote:I AM NUMBER FOUR 9/10.

Hahaha, that movie looks like number two.

Please. The only thing SurrenderUnderAMan ever owned was a cheesecake of the month membership.

From the thread titled "NEW KATY PERRY WANKY-WANK PIC!" You can wank it to that pic? are you 16? I was hoping/thinking wanky-wank meant pussy/vagina? Not to weirdos like Return and obviously Gr8twhite or whatever the fuck it i.s They have no problem whacking it to this. Then of course ther...

catstyle wrote:I heard you're shooting cobwebs at this point...any truth to that?

Is that an age joke? I'm 31. And you fucked Taime Downe.

I hear that Taime Downe actually ejaculates mayonnaise.

Care to confirm or deny, organic?

Ironman wrote:........and stil, their posts counts grow...................

Do you not see yourself posting?

Ironman, where does bestiality porn fit into your happening off-Sludge life?

Ironman wrote:This is what you call hitting the nail on the head.

No, this is what you call spending your Sunday afternoon repeating yourself on an online forum.

Yeah, it's funny that I always see Ironman in the drama threads, talking all that shit about how this forum is my life because I read people's posts, blah blah blah.

If by that you mean I am not one of the handful who spend untold hours reading this stuff, and taking great interest and pride in my owning of the tards , and one who is constantly keeping pace with all the dramatics between the various personalities, and how each relate to each other, and who is a...

What is it that you think I'm doing when I'm on hiatus from posting? Do you think I shut down like a robot, only to be turned back on when it's time to comment on David Coverdale? Also, don't you think it's funny how much time you spend commenting on how everyone else here wastes their time? It's al...

I sense a heavy duty meltdown coming on.