She's running free, yeah...she's running free!

Old joke...

How do you know if someone's a vegan?
Don't worry...they'll tell you loud and clear!

Bono Nettencourt wrote: ↑Fri Aug 11, 2023 6:32 am Hagar - 3rd-rate musician, 3rd-rate Jimmy Buffett ripoff
Clapton, Nugent, Van Morrison - RWNJs

Pardon me for being out of the loop, but what are RWNJs?

Indy_Rob wrote: ↑Fri Aug 11, 2023 8:22 pm Until about age 18 I would get sick once a year and get a really high fever and have fever dreams.

You had become comfortably numb.

Johnny Manziel will never have to pay for a meal or a drink in College Station, TX thanks to that one game where the Aggies upset Alabama. They revere him as a deity in Texas.

BDG135 wrote: ↑Fri Aug 04, 2023 8:02 am I never thought that mic-swinging stuff looked cool.

Roger Daltrey was the only one that was cool doing it.

GreatWhiteSnake wrote: ↑Fri Aug 04, 2023 11:08 am More Otter attacks... https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nat ... 527281007/

Emmet Otter's Thug Band

BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Wed Aug 02, 2023 7:55 pm The all inclusion no hate body positivity crowd always turn on and eat themselves in the end.

They're gonna need a bigger fork...like a backhoe!

She looks damn good for 61.

I'd definitely put something in her mouth...open up and say ahh!

Chip Z'Hoy wrote: ↑Fri Jul 28, 2023 7:03 pm I was human matzo after three songs.

Oy vey!

He should change his name to Glitch McConnell.

SexxAtraxxion wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 5:12 pm https://youtu.be/ZUB2vljNY30

Music video for "Summer of 69" released (Bryan Adams cover)

Judas priest...that cover fucking sucks!

"She Goes Down"

Vince Neil's Exposed

I remember seeing them in Spencer's stores in the malls.

The funniest one was "Big Johnson's Lobster House and Piano Bar...because lobsters on your piano are better than crabs on your organ!".

Kid-Wicked wrote: ↑Sun Jul 09, 2023 12:45 pm motley blew away ozzy in 84.
metallica blew away ozzy in 86.
really, every opener has blown away ozzy since randy died.

Did Anthrax?

superglide88 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 8:41 am Fent and tranq

Sturm und Drang.

Mojo wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 6:57 pm I've been tased

*In best Robert Plant voice*

"Been tased and confused for so long it's not true..."

"Heaven's On Fire"

Caustic Queen wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 4:48 pm So... apparently Lars Sullivan did some Gay Porn... and none of you Sludgers have posted it here.

Disappointed in the lot of you!

They should change his name to Arse Sullivan.

Steelers lose Ben. And, he is on the backside of his career.. Hey, Let's trade our first rounder next year for a safety!!!.. Hahhaaha.. Jackasses.... Don't forget about the Steelers' two largest cap hits for 2019...Ben Roethlisberger ($26.2 million...out for the season) and Antonio Brown ($21.2 mil...

BlackCrypt wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 6:08 pm

Luminiferous wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 7:59 pm Could you imagine the total meltdown from Faux News and the GOP if Obama had signed bibles for people?

Please open your KTV bible (King Trump Version) to the book of Daniels 69:1...

"For Donald so loved himself he gave his only begotten toadstool to Stormy".

CAN I GET AN AMEN?!

Endless Yodel wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:36 pm

I showed this to my daughter and she laughed her ass off!

whammybar wrote: ↑Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:31 pm I hear Scott Baio isn't too busy these days.

Or Ted Nugent.

Luminiferous wrote: ↑Tue Sep 11, 2018 6:02 pm

Two birds, one stone.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcXp4xqV0AEoSXS.jpg Judas fucking priest...that's taken at the Iowa Speedway in Newton, IA! :shock: :lol: Newton is just a straight shot east of Dead Moines on I-80. Town went to hell after Whirlpool bought Maytag and moved it to Mexico...now Newton is in serious competi...

exitflagger wrote:Jeb gave the eulogy. Spanky would never have been able to keep from heckling him.

Trump would be hollering "LOW ENERGY!"

Wonder why Faygo hasn't come out with an energy drink? That would be huge with the juggalos! Umm, they have...it's called RIP IT. It's made by National Beverage Corporation...makers of Shasta and Faygo. It sells at just a dollar per can (or a case of 24 at $24.00) and is availiable at Dollar Tree. ...

BlackCrypt wrote:Did I hear something about a Pringles challenge?

Once you pop, you can't stop!