Donnie Vie happy to set facts strait!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Donnie Vie happy to set facts strait!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHA!
There is so many twists n turns to this Hitchcock story it's simply too fucking funny.
They have never met? HAHAHA! Not only that...THEY HAVE NEVER MET?
God dam Donnie, Lisa, Roxy, Idi...You guys are fucked up..Makes sludge seem even keeled.
I do hope they play the..."We got you guys!" strategy, you know the desperation defensive play that everyone always does after getting outed?
There is so many twists n turns to this Hitchcock story it's simply too fucking funny.
They have never met? HAHAHA! Not only that...THEY HAVE NEVER MET?
God dam Donnie, Lisa, Roxy, Idi...You guys are fucked up..Makes sludge seem even keeled.
I do hope they play the..."We got you guys!" strategy, you know the desperation defensive play that everyone always does after getting outed?
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Caustic Queen wrote:If You would.. could you give us a bit more info on how you obtained this gem?(no names neccessary)
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RattDickSuckNut wrote:HAHA....that guy makes fun of me and he has a twitter account. What a fag.burt1098 wrote:He set his myspace to private but I found this... http://twitter.com/idiamindada
Right on. Hey, wait a minute. I have a twitter account...I'm such a fag...
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" It didn't say ya' couldn't...."
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NO NO NO!!drummertroy wrote:yo--just back from India..I have spoken to this "lisa" over the phone consoling her about Donnie, etc etc...So I have some involvement in this fictitious person.
My emails to her have oddly gone ignored.
This little Gem came my way as i arrived in LA from India today---
Apparently this "IS" "her" and Donnie has Never met her.
Wow...people are fucked up.
Meet Lisa Cohen...
*URL edited at request of Metal Sludge mod*
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Re: Donnie Vie happy to set facts strait!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahaha. This shit is fan-bloody-tastic.
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Any chicks on this board like Sean Connery or Roger Moore?
Re: Donnie Vie happy to set facts strait!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope someone is hunting down John Simon Ritchie to edit....
Re: Donnie Vie happy to set facts strait!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a friend of mine had an online relationship with this younger girl for about 3 months and she would send him pics all the time and he actually fell for this girl... then one day he gets an email from this girl saying that it was her mother thats been pretending to be her all this time and sending her daughters picsUtahRatt wrote:HAHAHA!
They have never met?

now i'm not saying that's the case here but it reminded me of it
Re: Donnie Vie happy to set facts strait!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how do u guys find this shit so damn fastSeniorGrande wrote:drummertroy wrote:yo--just back from India..I have spoken to this "lisa" over the phone consoling her about Donnie, etc etc...So I have some involvement in this fictitious person.
My emails to her have oddly gone ignored.
This little Gem came my way as i arrived in LA from India today---
Apparently this "IS" "her" and Donnie has Never met her.
Wow...people are fucked up.
Meet Lisa Cohen...
NO NO NO!!
http://www.npsir.com/Lisa%20Cohen

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Nicole76 wrote:Got hit by a MINIVAN riding my bike last night, I am banged up but alive, my ass hurts more than that time at BIBLE CAMP.burt1098 wrote:He set his myspace to private but I found this... http://twitter.com/idiamindada
9:56 AM Sep 18th from web
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WTF?! This dumbass got hit by a minivan?! bwahahahahaha!!
The attention whore started a thread about it in the Lounge.
viewtopic.php?f=4&t=210187

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SeniorGrande wrote:
http://www.npsir.com/Lisa%20Cohen

"561 is the area code for West Palm Beach, Chosen, Vero Beach, Boca Raton and Central Eastern Florida"

EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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Oh. Nice work.SoulsOfBlack wrote:SeniorGrande wrote:
http://www.npsir.com/Lisa%20Cohen
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"561 is the area code for West Palm Beach, Chosen, Vero Beach, Boca Raton and Central Eastern Florida"
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Wait. She works in real estate, is married but spends all her time on the internet living a lie and e-cheating on her spouse? Does this remind you of anyone?
Donnie Vie sent itjogs pictures of his tits?!
Donnie Vie sent itjogs pictures of his tits?!
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What the fuck??? I wonder if Donnie knows Lisa Cohen's stats:
Lives in Saturnia with husband Jeffrey and 2 children: 9-year-old daughter & 6-year-old son
Lives in Saturnia with husband Jeffrey and 2 children: 9-year-old daughter & 6-year-old son

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This just might be an emotional moment, but I love you for this post.drummertroy wrote:yo--just back from India..I have spoken to this "lisa" over the phone consoling her about Donnie, etc etc...So I have some involvement in this fictitious person.
My emails to her have oddly gone ignored.
This little Gem came my way as i arrived in LA from India today---
Apparently this "IS" "her" and Donnie has Never met her.
Wow...people are fucked up.
Meet Lisa Cohen...
Holy fucking shit. How the 80's NeverHasBeen has fallen. Even. Lower. Donnie's never even met her?! You'd think a "rockstar" (in his own mind) would still set his standards higher.

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For all we know, that could be Hayley's mom!

EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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Re: Donnie Vie happy to set facts strait!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did they go on chatboards and lie to everyone about thier sex life and perfect life together?Mazerati wrote:
a friend of mine had an online relationship with this younger girl for about 3 months and she would send him pics all the time and he actually fell for this girl... then one day he gets an email from this girl saying that it was her mother thats been pretending to be her all this time and sending her daughters pics![]()
now i'm not saying that's the case here but it reminded me of it
("she just walked in the door and pulled off her pants") ("I strip and sing Baby Loves You every night")
Did the guy blog on his myspace about how he "has a chance" with this one?
Did the guy put his reputation on the line by having some innocent young girl send a sign as "proof" the fake girl existed?
Just wondering...
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OMG she's cheating on poor Jeffrey with Donnie!enter your username wrote:Mazerati wrote:drummertroy wrote: Meet Lisa Cohen...
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No way.
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Wait a minute..Didn't Donnie post on his myspace a week or so ago that they were announcing their engagement?

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Her degree in psychology/elementary education would definitely come in handy in this case!! 

Ten Years Gone wrote:
How is that a factor in who's the better player. By that logic, Bobby Dall is Jaco Pastorius compared to you.
How is that a factor in who's the better player. By that logic, Bobby Dall is Jaco Pastorius compared to you.
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maybe it was a sarcastic "yup"enter your username wrote:He's lying. He got the photo from a real estate agent's site. She lives in Florida, not Tennessee and she's married with 2 kids.RPBitch wrote: This just might be an emotional moment, but I love you for this post.
Holy fucking shit. How the 80's NeverHasBeen has fallen. Even. Lower. Donnie's never even met her?! You'd think a "rockstar" (in his own mind) would still set his standards higher.
Mazerati owned again. LOL @ "yup"

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Out of this whole thread... for some reason THIS made me laugh the most!Nicole76 wrote:
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WTF?! This dumbass got hit by a minivan?! bwahahahahaha!!



And Troy's post actually dropped my jaw - for a second I almost took back anything bad I ever said about the keyboardist from White Lion - then I remembered the guy's a complete tool.
Re: Donnie Vie happy to set facts strait!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quick question, though... how is she calling from Nashville while living in Cali? WTF. Answers, people... so I can bathe in this shit.
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yup i'm gonna change my screen name to KUNTa Kinteenter your username wrote:If we believe it...it's true. We believe you got owned again.Mazerati wrote:
maybe it was a sarcastic "yup"
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Troy possibly was misinformed.RPBitch wrote:Quick question, though... how is she calling from Nashville while living in Cali? WTF. Answers, people... so I can bathe in this shit.
For a second there Donald went from pedophilia to polygamy.
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Mazerati-getting owned on every other page since 29 of this thread.
METAL SLUDGE
and HELL NO...
i'm not wasting my time seeing The Don play someone else's songs
let alone his own. You couldn't fucking pay me enough!
however.....I could score some drugs and give it to him for free.
But i can't stoop that low for someone who's pushing 50.
Don keeps this up.. he will be dead before 50 or sucking cock for rocks in his 60's.
Chip has pulled the wig over his eyes.
get your crack here
guns
whores
anything.......The Don's world is a gutter.
psst you should the pm I had with manchewo last may about Lisa and Don.
I called it before Stevie Vie cracked it.


and HELL NO...
i'm not wasting my time seeing The Don play someone else's songs
let alone his own. You couldn't fucking pay me enough!
however.....I could score some drugs and give it to him for free.

But i can't stoop that low for someone who's pushing 50.
Don keeps this up.. he will be dead before 50 or sucking cock for rocks in his 60's.
Chip has pulled the wig over his eyes.
get your crack here
guns
whores
anything.......The Don's world is a gutter.
psst you should the pm I had with manchewo last may about Lisa and Don.
I called it before Stevie Vie cracked it.
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KendraVonErich wrote:awww she changed her myspace pic again http://www.myspace.com/pinkdazys
identity crisis much?
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EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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enter your username wrote: More to ridicule:
(idiamindada) on Twitter wrote: # Things I have never done...Drank coffee, smoked a cig, drank alcohol, done drugs, driven a car, knowingly had sex with a guy.10:59 PM Aug 10th from web
@Jackniferuby You had me at 16 year old lesbians, actually you had me at 16 year old...I kid, I kid, I am not in a band.
How can someone be proud of the fact that he's never driven a car and has no driver's license? He must get all the quality tail, huh?

EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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You still wouldn't go if all of us who live around Chicago got tee shirts with the Save Hayley ribbon/ face picture on them and showed up in a group? There could be a serious meltdown!!chitownwillie wrote:Mazerati-getting owned on every other page since 29 of this thread.
METAL SLUDGE
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and HELL NO...
i'm not wasting my time seeing The Don play someone else's songs
let alone his own. You couldn't fucking pay me enough!
however.....I could score some drugs and give it to him for free.![]()
But i can't stoop that low for someone who's pushing 50.
Don keeps this up.. he will be dead before 50 or sucking cock for rocks in his 60's.
Chip has pulled the wig over his eyes.
get your crack here
guns
whores
anything.......The Don's world is a gutter.
psst you should the pm I had with manchewo last may about Lisa and Don.
I called it before Stevie Vie cracked it.

Ten Years Gone wrote:
How is that a factor in who's the better player. By that logic, Bobby Dall is Jaco Pastorius compared to you.
How is that a factor in who's the better player. By that logic, Bobby Dall is Jaco Pastorius compared to you.
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enter your username wrote:More to ridicule:burt1098 wrote:He set his myspace to private but I found this... http://twitter.com/idiamindada
(idiamindada) on Twitter wrote: # Things I have never done......... knowingly had sex with a guy.10:59 PM Aug 10th from web
"People are not punished for their deeds but by them"
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That would be epic...video footage would be a must.meisnerd13 wrote:You still wouldn't go if all of us who live around Chicago got tee shirts with the Save Hayley ribbon/ face picture on them and showed up in a group? There could be a serious meltdown!!
Make it happen!