Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!

[Endless Yodel]

The title "Two Hott" gave me hope that Ramsey recorded a duet with Michael Hott. I feel let down.

On the other hand, I like the use of concert audience footage from two decades ago to make it look as though he's playing to a crowd.

[stevo]

Total guilty pleasure......my friends who I send these too think I am fucked for continuing to watch them.

[stevo]

its like watching a car crash...you cant help but look.

All the stupid satan crap he puts in there....in its own way its an artform in its own ridiculous way.


Its as if John Waters directed the videos.....

[zzzzzzz]

Ok, how can I put up this one video from his Facebook page? It's the one titled NEW ROXX NIGHT-CHILD song sample featuring JAY LOW....ROCK ON!. That's right, Jay Low not J Lo.

https://www.facebook.com/RamseyMEATTiCruciani?fref=ts

[stevo]

its so he wont get sued.....

who is the stupid one now???

RAMSEY IS THE PUPPET MASTER

[stevo]

ROXX IS COMING....BEWARE of the MONSTERSAURUS ROXX


has anyone seen this fucking bullshit?


probably had a 7 year old draw it for him before he got his spaghettios

[lords of fubar]

ROXX IS COMING....BEWARE of the MONSTERSAURUS ROXX


has anyone seen this fucking bullshit?


probably had a 7 year old draw it for him before he got his spaghettios

[stevo]

[Ator_the_Fighting_Eagle]

I'm really late to the game on this thread, only just clicked it for the first time after seeing the awful music video thread that featured stock footage from Lynx deodorant adverts, so forgive me if this is a stupid question, is this the same band that this is all about?



Hence why I never clicked this thread, cos I've never heard them but just figured they were one of those forgotten piles of shit on Perris and I had nothing to contribute on the matter.

Now I'm realising there's a whole lot more entertainment going on than I ever imagined haha...

[stevo]

I had a great night last night going back and forth with the king himself in messages on Facebook. As you would all expect...he owned my ass.

I will copy the entire rant here later.

[stevo]

here is todays update from the king himself:

THE TIME IS HERE....THE IS NOW...the ICONIC ROXX is coming to LIFE RIGHT OFF ur PC SCREEN...

Okay people fans- family- friends-bands -venues whatever...we are taking booking's WORLD WIDE...IF UR INTERESTED in booking ROXX message us so we can plan the date and add it to our GIG dates we will be there...let's make it HAPPEN....ROCK ON!
(ONLY SERIOUS inquires please)

[stevo]

"taking bookings worldwide"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[Endless Yodel]

I'm really late to the game on this thread, only just clicked it for the first time after seeing the awful music video thread that featured stock footage from Lynx deodorant adverts, so forgive me if this is a stupid question, is this the same band that this is all about?

Hence why I never clicked this thread, cos I've never heard them but just figured they were one of those forgotten piles of shit on Perris and I had nothing to contribute on the matter.

Now I'm realising there's a whole lot more entertainment going on than I ever imagined haha...

Yes, that's a different Roxx, and proof of one more unoriginal idea floating in Ramsey's mind.

If you have a free couple of hours, this thread is worth catching up on.

Ramsey also needs to realize that playing a gig at his church's winter festival and then at Big Dave's Rib Shack across town does not constitute a tour...

[stevo]

new poem posted by his highness:


Emotions are like paint and ur body is like a canvas and my hands are the brushes that will stimulate ur sensations....and ur orgasms are my musical notes that flow from within and ur soul is my music as u become mine for the night...until we Dance again....ROCK ON! (a short poem by Ramsey)

[Z28]

He tries to write like Paul Stanley's 1975 Alive notes

[lords of fubar]

just posted


Ramsey Cruciani

IF U want to SEE US PERFORM in UR TOWN...hit ur local venue...and TELL them about us....and have them contact US....and U can bet we WILL BE THERE....FOR YOU....ROCK ON!

[MurrayFiend]

Yeah, sounds likely.

This guy.

[stevo]

he sent me 20 messages last night shitting on me.

this will all happen just to spite me

[Z28]

does he have a real band ?
i don't think so

[stevo]

his post from last night:


DID U know we where supported by the Catholic Church...FATHER THEO blessed US to film ASYLUM and a LIVE SHOW in the CHURCH HALL...Catholic's ROCK....ROCK ON!

[lords of fubar]

his post from last night:


DID U know we where supported by the Catholic Church...FATHER THEO blessed US to film ASYLUM and a LIVE SHOW in the CHURCH HALL...Catholic's ROCK....ROCK ON!

seeing and hearing roxx and then grabbing your ears and screaming ''JESUS CHRIST'' and ''OH MY GOD!!!!''....does not constitute ''blessed''

[stevo]

I am sure Ramsey has fond memories of being fondled by Father Theo...thats why he is so comfortable dressing like a woman.

[Z28]

"Asylum" what a coincidence ! same as KISS

[Turner Coates]

"Asylum" what a coincidence ! same as KISS

Maybe he can sue them for plagiarism.
Paul stole his look and moves too.

[futonsrf]

The ROXX classic "My Asylum" has been re-upped:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1UR68Plk7E

A newer classic "Too Hott" :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=691bCWdrbNY

Hopefully RC will re-up "Rock Is Back".
Maybe he's tweeking & re-mastering it!

Damn. Too Hott just kept going on didn't it?

[stevo]

dates coming.....they will sell out quickly people

[stevo]

ok...the party is over....

RAMSEY JUST BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK.....

Fubar - I will now depend solely on you to keep me up to date with what the rockologist is up to

[zzzzzzz]

I will keep you informed when I can as well.

[stevo]

They are booking dates world wide!

[sliquor]

ok...the party is over....

RAMSEY JUST BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK.....

Fubar - I will now depend solely on you to keep me up to date with what the rockologist is up to

No worries bro, catch up with Ramsey & his world tour here:
https://twitter.com/ROXXCreations