Beyonce doesn’t wants fans posting pictures of her Coachella performance

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Post by hairmetalmusic.com » Sun Apr 15, 2018 6:59 pm

She is a great performer.

But makeup has made her into a sex symbol. Without it she looks very manly. Not attractive at all.
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MOON wrote::lol: This still haunts her?

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Whatever Happened To… wrote:Beyonce is a glorified stripper. Basically talentless. She should be grateful that anyone is interested in pictures of her and her overrated fat ass. Fuck off.
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Post by Iceman » Mon Apr 16, 2018 4:26 am

milk-milk-lemonade wrote:I saw Destiny's Child, once. It was at an all day music festival called, "Red, White, & Boom". Saw Bon Jovi there too. The Inglesias' kid blew Third Eye Blind, the Headliners, off the stage. The whole experience was pretty forgettable.
At Sandstone in Bonner Springs? I was there! 2000-ish? Want to say Pink was there and played one song.
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milk-milk-lemonade wrote:I saw Destiny's Child, once. It was at an all day music festival called, "Red, White, & Boom". Saw Bon Jovi there too. The Inglesias' kid blew Third Eye Blind, the Headliners, off the stage. The whole experience was pretty forgettable.
At Sandstone in Bonner Springs? I was there! 2000-ish? Want to say Pink was there and played one song.

Yes!

Pink was there.
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milk-milk-lemonade wrote:
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milk-milk-lemonade wrote:I saw Destiny's Child, once. It was at an all day music festival called, "Red, White, & Boom". Saw Bon Jovi there too. The Inglesias' kid blew Third Eye Blind, the Headliners, off the stage. The whole experience was pretty forgettable.
At Sandstone in Bonner Springs? I was there! 2000-ish? Want to say Pink was there and played one song.

Yes!

Pink was there.
Found this review from the Pitch, kind of brings it all back. I had forgotten all about Melissa Ethridge. Pretty sure we left after Bon Jovi.

https://www.pitch.com/arts-entertainmen ... e-and-boom
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Post by Shinerrox » Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:32 am

Back when I was starting to do video production, I got booked to work a Destiny's Child concert.. I was instructed to never shoot "tight" on her only head to toe shots.. also, we were told to not make eye contact with her and she had a crew throw rose pedals at her feet when she was walking to the stage. I was very surreal..
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milk-milk-lemonade wrote:
Iceman wrote:
At Sandstone in Bonner Springs? I was there! 2000-ish? Want to say Pink was there and played one song.

Yes!

Pink was there.
Found this review from the Pitch, kind of brings it all back. I had forgotten all about Melissa Ethridge. Pretty sure we left after Bon Jovi.


https://www.pitch.com/arts-entertainmen ... e-and-boom


Forgot Ethridge was there, too. What I remember most about her set was:

All day long, "Hello, Kansas City!"

Melissa comes out, "Hello, Bonner Springs!". :lol:
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Post by milk-milk-lemonade » Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:42 am

Shinerrox wrote:Back when I was starting to do video production, I got booked to work a Destiny's Child concert.. I was instructed to never shoot "tight" on her only head to toe shots.. also, we were told to not make eye contact with her and she had a crew throw rose pedals at her feet when she was walking to the stage. I was very surreal..

She's been a 'Diva' from the jump, huh?
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Post by EnuffRatt » Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:10 pm

Rumor has it Bey likes girls. I'd watch that.
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Shinerrox wrote:Back when I was starting to do video production, I got booked to work a Destiny's Child concert.. I was instructed to never shoot "tight" on her only head to toe shots.. also, we were told to not make eye contact with her and she had a crew throw rose pedals at her feet when she was walking to the stage. I was very surreal..
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Shinerrox wrote:Back when I was starting to do video production, I got booked to work a Destiny's Child concert.. I was instructed to never shoot "tight" on her only head to toe shots.. also, we were told to not make eye contact with her and she had a crew throw rose pedals at her feet when she was walking to the stage. I was very surreal..
Any "celebrity" who is too self important to make eye contact with "regular" people can go fuck themselves.
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SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:
Shinerrox wrote:Back when I was starting to do video production, I got booked to work a Destiny's Child concert.. I was instructed to never shoot "tight" on her only head to toe shots.. also, we were told to not make eye contact with her and she had a crew throw rose pedals at her feet when she was walking to the stage. I was very surreal..
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Post by Luminiferous » Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:39 pm

Shinerrox wrote:Back when I was starting to do video production, I got booked to work a Destiny's Child concert.. I was instructed to never shoot "tight" on her only head to toe shots.. also, we were told to not make eye contact with her and she had a crew throw rose pedals at her feet when she was walking to the stage. I was very surreal..
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milk-milk-lemonade wrote:I saw Destiny's Child, once. It was at an all day music festival called, "Red, White, & Boom". Saw Bon Jovi there too. The Inglesias' kid blew Third Eye Blind. The whole experience was pretty forgettable.
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SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:
Shinerrox wrote:Back when I was starting to do video production, I got booked to work a Destiny's Child concert.. I was instructed to never shoot "tight" on her only head to toe shots.. also, we were told to not make eye contact with her and she had a crew throw rose pedals at her feet when she was walking to the stage. I was very surreal..
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SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:
Shinerrox wrote:Back when I was starting to do video production, I got booked to work a Destiny's Child concert.. I was instructed to never shoot "tight" on her only head to toe shots.. also, we were told to not make eye contact with her and she had a crew throw rose pedals at her feet when she was walking to the stage. I was very surreal..
:lol:


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Post by panteraman319 » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:32 pm

Talentless overhyped cunt, Piriah Carey did it better
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Post by panteraman319 » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:34 pm

SexxAtraxxion wrote:She released the most acclaimed female album of the decade: Lemonade. If you like R&B music, you can't deny her impact.
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Post by Turner Coates » Tue Apr 17, 2018 1:07 am

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Now that's what I call a "coochella performance."
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Now that's what I call a "coochella performance."
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MOON wrote::lol: This still haunts her?

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SexxAtraxxion wrote:She released the most acclaimed female album of the decade: Lemonade. If you like R&B music, you can't deny her impact.

You mean the album with 70 different writing credits and 20 different producers???

She is not an artist. She is a music product created and maintained by a record label.

Put Beyonce in a studio by herself with real instruments and she wouldn't be able to come up with a quality song.
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StateOfShock wrote:
SexxAtraxxion wrote:She released the most acclaimed female album of the decade: Lemonade. If you like R&B music, you can't deny her impact.

You mean the album with 70 different writing credits and 20 different producers???

That's an exaggeration, right? RIGHT?!

If not, that doesn't leave much pie for the "Artist". I wouldn't think so, anyway.
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Post by Lobo » Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:23 am

She's a warbling yodeler that looks like she belongs on an episode of RuPauls Drag Race...and her husband's a horse face
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milk-milk-lemonade wrote:
StateOfShock wrote:
SexxAtraxxion wrote:She released the most acclaimed female album of the decade: Lemonade. If you like R&B music, you can't deny her impact.

You mean the album with 70 different writing credits and 20 different producers???

That's an exaggeration, right? RIGHT?!

If not, that doesn't leave much pie for the "Artist". I wouldn't think so, anyway.
That actually might be pretty close..

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