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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ccess.html

Guess that's the fate of a 50 year old actress. So when is Kate Beckinsale gonna get an account?
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I see no problems here.
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How hard-up do you have to be to pay $15/mo to get cockteased by that used-up hosebag?
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Traxan wrote: Thu Aug 24, 2023 11:14 pm https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ccess.html

Guess that's the fate of a 50 year old actress. So when is Kate Beckinsale gonna get an account?
Menopause is a horrible time in a woman's life....

Their eggs and brain cells dry up at the same time.

Kate is too smart to go that route.

High IQ pussy and drop dead looks.
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I guess Adrianna isn't the only thing getting whacked tonight..
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OnlyFans is great for the creators. They can rob people blind and post little to no content. You can't even preview anything so you just pay and hope for the best lol.
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LSD69 wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 6:26 am
Traxan wrote: Thu Aug 24, 2023 11:14 pm https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ccess.html

Guess that's the fate of a 50 year old actress. So when is Kate Beckinsale gonna get an account?
Menopause is a horrible time in a woman's life....

Their eggs and brain cells dry up at the same time.

Kate is too smart to go that route.

High IQ pussy and drop dead looks.
Kate is too smart??
Go watch the comically atrocious movie she did called TipToes.
In a nutshell, her fiancé is Matthew McConaughey and his entire family (except him) is little people and he keeps the secret from Kate's character. He even has a little person twin brother.
After she gets knocked up she finds the secret out and then they find out it's going to be a little person. Matthew's character basically disowns her because she won't get rid of it and Kate's character ends up with Matthew's twin to raise the baby.
I was watching the movie wondering how the fuck they got Kate to do the movie.
From the wiki:
"Kate Beckinsale agreed to star in the film for scale if she would be allowed to wear her "lucky hat" during filming, and Bright agreed. On her first day of filming, the producers demanded that Bright tell her to remove the hat, and Bright refused, as this was the only reason she was in the film for a low salary. Arguments between Bright and producers persisted during filming"
So she agreed to be in a horrible movie for scale if she could wear her lucky hat?? I was high as fuck the first time I read it and thought surely my eyes were deceiving me...
She's not that smart....
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the_man_incognito wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 9:54 am
LSD69 wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 6:26 am
Traxan wrote: Thu Aug 24, 2023 11:14 pm https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ccess.html

Guess that's the fate of a 50 year old actress. So when is Kate Beckinsale gonna get an account?
Menopause is a horrible time in a woman's life....

Their eggs and brain cells dry up at the same time.

Kate is too smart to go that route.

High IQ pussy and drop dead looks.
Kate is too smart??
Go watch the comically atrocious movie she did called TipToes.
In a nutshell, her fiancé is Matthew McConaughey and his entire family (except him) is little people and he keeps the secret from Kate's character. He even has a little person twin brother.
After she gets knocked up she finds the secret out and then they find out it's going to be a little person. Matthew's character basically disowns her because she won't get rid of it and Kate's character ends up with Matthew's twin to raise the baby.
I was watching the movie wondering how the fuck they got Kate to do the movie.
From the wiki:
"Kate Beckinsale agreed to star in the film for scale if she would be allowed to wear her "lucky hat" during filming, and Bright agreed. On her first day of filming, the producers demanded that Bright tell her to remove the hat, and Bright refused, as this was the only reason she was in the film for a low salary. Arguments between Bright and producers persisted during filming"
So she agreed to be in a horrible movie for scale if she could wear her lucky hat?? I was high as fuck the first time I read it and thought surely my eyes were deceiving me...
She's not that smart....
If you had a lucky hat, you would understand.
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the_man_incognito wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 9:54 am
LSD69 wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 6:26 am
Traxan wrote: Thu Aug 24, 2023 11:14 pm https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ccess.html

Guess that's the fate of a 50 year old actress. So when is Kate Beckinsale gonna get an account?
Menopause is a horrible time in a woman's life....

Their eggs and brain cells dry up at the same time.

Kate is too smart to go that route.

High IQ pussy and drop dead looks.
Kate is too smart??
Go watch the comically atrocious movie she did called TipToes.
In a nutshell, her fiancé is Matthew McConaughey and his entire family (except him) is little people and he keeps the secret from Kate's character. He even has a little person twin brother.
After she gets knocked up she finds the secret out and then they find out it's going to be a little person. Matthew's character basically disowns her because she won't get rid of it and Kate's character ends up with Matthew's twin to raise the baby.
I was watching the movie wondering how the fuck they got Kate to do the movie.
From the wiki:
"Kate Beckinsale agreed to star in the film for scale if she would be allowed to wear her "lucky hat" during filming, and Bright agreed. On her first day of filming, the producers demanded that Bright tell her to remove the hat, and Bright refused, as this was the only reason she was in the film for a low salary. Arguments between Bright and producers persisted during filming"
So she agreed to be in a horrible movie for scale if she could wear her lucky hat?? I was high as fuck the first time I read it and thought surely my eyes were deceiving me...
She's not that smart....
She's very intelligent.

I will assume you're not a fan.

Pushing the envelope :?:

Mind games :?:

An enigma :?:

That's Kate....
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Danzig in the Dark wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 10:32 am
the_man_incognito wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 9:54 am
LSD69 wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 6:26 am

Menopause is a horrible time in a woman's life....

Their eggs and brain cells dry up at the same time.

Kate is too smart to go that route.

High IQ pussy and drop dead looks.
Kate is too smart??
Go watch the comically atrocious movie she did called TipToes.
In a nutshell, her fiancé is Matthew McConaughey and his entire family (except him) is little people and he keeps the secret from Kate's character. He even has a little person twin brother.
After she gets knocked up she finds the secret out and then they find out it's going to be a little person. Matthew's character basically disowns her because she won't get rid of it and Kate's character ends up with Matthew's twin to raise the baby.
I was watching the movie wondering how the fuck they got Kate to do the movie.
From the wiki:
"Kate Beckinsale agreed to star in the film for scale if she would be allowed to wear her "lucky hat" during filming, and Bright agreed. On her first day of filming, the producers demanded that Bright tell her to remove the hat, and Bright refused, as this was the only reason she was in the film for a low salary. Arguments between Bright and producers persisted during filming"
So she agreed to be in a horrible movie for scale if she could wear her lucky hat?? I was high as fuck the first time I read it and thought surely my eyes were deceiving me...
She's not that smart....
If you had a lucky hat, you would understand.
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You are a God among men.
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This is just strange, isn't she married to one of the Thin Lizzy/Black Star Riders guys? I know she has two kids with Shooter Jennings, can she be that hard up for money? Seems like she could keep her clothes on and go the Patreon route but what do I know?
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Charles Bukaki wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 2:18 pm This is just strange, isn't she married to one of the Thin Lizzy/Black Star Riders guys? I know she has two kids with Shooter Jennings, can she be that hard up for money? Seems like she could keep her clothes on and go the Patreon route but what do I know?
And do what, share her deep thoughts with us? :roll:
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Bono Nettencourt wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 2:32 pm
Charles Bukaki wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 2:18 pm This is just strange, isn't she married to one of the Thin Lizzy/Black Star Riders guys? I know she has two kids with Shooter Jennings, can she be that hard up for money? Seems like she could keep her clothes on and go the Patreon route but what do I know?
And do what, share her deep thoughts with us? :roll:
She's already done a podcast, I'm sure she could string something together but I guess she's probably trying to make as much money with as little effort as possible but it still seems like an odd move to me.
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Right. And how'd that go?
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LSD69 wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 6:26 am Kate is too smart to go that route.

High IQ pussy and drop dead looks.
You haven't seen Kate's IG, have you?

https://www.instagram.com/katebeckinsale/
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What was her deal? Too much of a crazy bitch?
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Charles Bukaki wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 2:18 pm This is just strange, isn't she married to one of the Thin Lizzy/Black Star Riders guys? I know she has two kids with Shooter Jennings, can she be that hard up for money? Seems like she could keep her clothes on and go the Patreon route but what do I know?
I believe she was married to Michael Devin when he was in Whitesnake. Because she was in the sopranos 15 years ago doesn’t mean that she is cashed up for a lifetime. Now she’s selling skin for 15 bucks at 50 years old. Sad.
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ParaDime77 wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 3:55 pm
Charles Bukaki wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 2:18 pm This is just strange, isn't she married to one of the Thin Lizzy/Black Star Riders guys? I know she has two kids with Shooter Jennings, can she be that hard up for money? Seems like she could keep her clothes on and go the Patreon route but what do I know?
I believe she was married to Michael Devin when he was in Whitesnake. Because she was in the sopranos 15 years ago doesn’t mean that she is cashed up for a lifetime. Now she’s selling skin for 15 bucks at 50 years old. Sad.
I don't know man, the choice between having a cashed up old fuckknuckle slobbering on me and wanting me to do things to him to get the money or having him 2000 miles away giving me money for a picture is no choice at all.

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Those hard looking "I could kill you while you sleep" types don't really do it for me...
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It’s a trip some name celebs can make a million bucks in a few days on the platform. Sopranos had enough aging simps watching it through the years, she should be able to make 2 million fast.
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Bono Nettencourt wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 1:47 am How hard-up do you have to be to pay $15/mo to get cockteased by that used-up hosebag?
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What I learned is she's no longer married to that bassist from whitesnake that the fat guy who used to post here didn't like.
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Wasn't she also in Sons of Anarchy?
I thought that was a pretty big show as well...
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El Vampiro Blanco wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 11:03 pm Wasn't she also in Sons of Anarchy?
I thought that was a pretty big show as well...
Don't forget, she was also in the critically acclaimed "Friends" spinoff, "Joey".
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Charles Bukaki wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 2:18 pm This is just strange, isn't she married to one of the Thin Lizzy/Black Star Riders guys?
What kind of lifestyle do you think those guys lead?
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jens wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:20 am
Charles Bukaki wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 2:18 pm This is just strange, isn't she married to one of the Thin Lizzy/Black Star Riders guys?
What kind of lifestyle do you think those guys lead?
Lol ikr... TL wasn't making that much bank in the 70s, ffs...
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ParaDime77 wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 3:55 pm
Charles Bukaki wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 2:18 pm This is just strange, isn't she married to one of the Thin Lizzy/Black Star Riders guys? I know she has two kids with Shooter Jennings, can she be that hard up for money? Seems like she could keep her clothes on and go the Patreon route but what do I know?
I believe she was married to Michael Devin when he was in Whitesnake. Because she was in the sopranos 15 years ago doesn’t mean that she is cashed up for a lifetime. Now she’s selling skin for 15 bucks at 50 years old. Sad.
Apparently they never got married. I was at the WS show where he proposed to her onstage. Recently I saw a singer I know posted on IG about her husband Michael Devin. Friends then told me he never married Drea.
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DevastatinDave wrote: Mon Aug 28, 2023 9:14 am
ParaDime77 wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 3:55 pm
Charles Bukaki wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 2:18 pm This is just strange, isn't she married to one of the Thin Lizzy/Black Star Riders guys? I know she has two kids with Shooter Jennings, can she be that hard up for money? Seems like she could keep her clothes on and go the Patreon route but what do I know?
I believe she was married to Michael Devin when he was in Whitesnake. Because she was in the sopranos 15 years ago doesn’t mean that she is cashed up for a lifetime. Now she’s selling skin for 15 bucks at 50 years old. Sad.
Apparently they never got married. I was at the WS show where he proposed to her onstage. Recently I saw a singer I know posted on IG about her husband Michael Devin. Friends then told me he never married Drea.
Here's the clip of the proposal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rlbe_7_GBkc

I don't know man... Not exactly the most romantic thing I've ever heard. Sweaty dude grabs the mic "oh shit. fuck. marry me".
Then she goes "will you love my children?"
And he kisses both kids.

I googled that one... The kids are from her relationship with Shooter Jennings who ALSO proposed to her onstage and they ALSO did not get married.

Incidentally, these 2 guys look a lot alike so if you're the long haired bearded type who is good with kids, you may have a shot.
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DonJuanDeMarco wrote: Mon Aug 28, 2023 11:39 am
DevastatinDave wrote: Mon Aug 28, 2023 9:14 am
ParaDime77 wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 3:55 pm

I believe she was married to Michael Devin when he was in Whitesnake. Because she was in the sopranos 15 years ago doesn’t mean that she is cashed up for a lifetime. Now she’s selling skin for 15 bucks at 50 years old. Sad.
Apparently they never got married. I was at the WS show where he proposed to her onstage. Recently I saw a singer I know posted on IG about her husband Michael Devin. Friends then told me he never married Drea.
Here's the clip of the proposal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rlbe_7_GBkc

I don't know man... Not exactly the most romantic thing I've ever heard. Sweaty dude grabs the mic "oh shit. fuck. marry me".
Then she goes "will you love my children?"
And he kisses both kids.

I googled that one... The kids are from her relationship with Shooter Jennings who ALSO proposed to her onstage and they ALSO did not get married.

Incidentally, these 2 guys look a lot alike so if you're the long haired bearded type who is good with kids, you may have a shot.
Now I think they must have staged it multiple times. I could swear I was in Jacksonville. I remember because I was out for a few dates with Corabi and his wife; Dead Daisies were opening and she and I drove from Nashville. We went to Jax and Melbourne. I know I didn’t go to the Taj.
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