Sludge-O-Rama - four minutes of aimless guitar

[Don't Damn Me]

This isn't something that I worked up. I basically just jammed for 10 minutes and edited it down to a montage of riffs. I kinda dig it.
But, can I face the heat from the world's most notorious critics AKA sludgers?

https://youtu.be/12QfS5Meonw?feature=shared

[BernieTaupson]

Sounds like a 17 year old kid playing in the garage. What do you want to hear?

[HueyRamone]

I’ve been hoping to listen to some aimless guitar for quite some time now. Any plans on releasing it on 180g vinyl?

[PBFSUCKS]

I’ve been hoping to listen to some aimless guitar for quite some time now. Any plans on releasing it on 180g vinyl?

That vinyl should be made with snowflake tears in MAGA red!

[GoodJudge]

10 minutes of aimless noodling that you think is worthy of public consumption? Maybe you should apply to be Vinnie Vincent's rhythm guitarist.

[GreatWhiteSnake]

Wut? Wy? Huh???

[TooOldToCare]

Self-awareness is a learned behavior.

[GreatWhiteSnake]

Since we're doing this here's 90 seconds of me wanking away to fill up the last bit of space on my recorder... https://youtu.be/wYxHCoL_wks?si=mQmJxWEjZbTmI989

[cowpins]

And you want to be my latex salesman?

[eddie lee roth]

And you want to be my latex salesman?

[cowpins]

And you want to be my latex salesman?

I knew you'd get that, Eddie.

[DangerZone]

you have to be trolling

[Sleek]

Shit. I need to do a pointless noodle video.

[Hellbound]

Maybe you should spend more time playing that Atari 2600 instead.

[dmbrocker]

And you want to be my latex salesman?

This joke would work even better if DDM were playing four minutes of aimless slap bass.

[Don't Damn Me]

Since we're doing this here's 90 seconds of me wanking away to fill up the last bit of space on my recorder... https://youtu.be/wYxHCoL_wks?si=mQmJxWEjZbTmI989

Not bad, junior. Check back in a few years

[Don't Damn Me]

I’ve been hoping to listen to some aimless guitar for quite some time now. Any plans on releasing it on 180g vinyl?

Glad you like it. In the last market assessment, there appears to be zero interest for my music on vinyl.

Thanks, Huey.

...or should I call you, "Spark"?

[cowpins]

And you want to be my latex salesman?

This joke would work even better if DDM were playing four minutes of aimless slap bass.

And thankfully his four minutes of aimless noodling wasn't part of a contest.

[GreatWhiteSnake]

Shit. I need to do a pointless noodle video.

Please, don't pretend like you haven't...

[GreatWhiteSnake]

Since we're doing this here's 90 seconds of me wanking away to fill up the last bit of space on my recorder... https://youtu.be/wYxHCoL_wks?si=mQmJxWEjZbTmI989

Not bad, junior. Check back in a few years

That was 11 years ago. Admittedly I probably haven't improved much, if at all...

[Don't Damn Me]

Since we're doing this here's 90 seconds of me wanking away to fill up the last bit of space on my recorder... https://youtu.be/wYxHCoL_wks?si=mQmJxWEjZbTmI989

Not bad, junior. Check back in a few years

That was 11 years ago. Admittedly I probably haven't improved much, if at all...

Well, you still have an edge. Most people don't play at all

[Sleek]

Shit. I need to do a pointless noodle video.

Please, don't pretend like you haven't...

My videos are always me playing and singing songs...playing pointless noodle isn't my thing.

That said, here is me noodling a million years ago on a Maiden song: https://youtu.be/p2OSTJEzXQ4

[GreatWhiteSnake]

Shit. I need to do a pointless noodle video.

Please, don't pretend like you haven't...

My videos are always me playing and singing songs...playing pointless noodle isn't my thing.

That said, here is me noodling a million years ago on a Maiden song: https://youtu.be/p2OSTJEzXQ4

Please it was kinda like a joke. We all know you're a badass. That being said noodling is what I do. I've gotten fairly good at it...

[Don't Damn Me]

Shit. I need to do a pointless noodle video.

Please, don't pretend like you haven't...

My videos are always me playing and singing songs...playing pointless noodle isn't my thing.

That said, here is me noodling a million years ago on a Maiden song: https://youtu.be/p2OSTJEzXQ4

Can't view video. It says "private"

[GreatWhiteSnake]

Shit. I need to do a pointless noodle video.

Please, don't pretend like you haven't...

My videos are always me playing and singing songs...playing pointless noodle isn't my thing.

That said, here is me noodling a million years ago on a Maiden song: https://youtu.be/p2OSTJEzXQ4

Now we'll never know how well you noodle...

[Turner Coates]

That was neat-o. Now can you do a video featuring the Star Trek thingie?
That would be neat-o too.

[Turner Coates]

I’ve been hoping to listen to some aimless guitar for quite some time now. Any plans on releasing it on 180g vinyl?

The floor of the room he's playing in may contain some vinyl. I'm not sure how many grams.

[Sleek]

Please, don't pretend like you haven't...

My videos are always me playing and singing songs...playing pointless noodle isn't my thing.

That said, here is me noodling a million years ago on a Maiden song: https://youtu.be/p2OSTJEzXQ4

Now we'll never know how well you noodle...

FIXED IT.

...it's really more of: "weedly weedly" than noodle...

[GreatWhiteSnake]

My videos are always me playing and singing songs...playing pointless noodle isn't my thing.

That said, here is me noodling a million years ago on a Maiden song: https://youtu.be/p2OSTJEzXQ4

Now we'll never know how well you noodle...

FIXED IT.

...it's really more of: "weedly weedly" than noodle...

Watched and subscribed! Dood you don't know from noodling...

[Don't Damn Me]

My videos are always me playing and singing songs...playing pointless noodle isn't my thing.

That said, here is me noodling a million years ago on a Maiden song: https://youtu.be/p2OSTJEzXQ4

Now we'll never know how well you noodle...

FIXED IT.

...it's really more of: "weedly weedly" than noodle...

Ah, I Remember Tomorrow. I wish it wasn't already fucking yesterday.

Give yourself some credit dude. That wasn't noodling. Noodling is like sitting on the couch with an unplugged guitar and just f****** around while watching TV.

You were tearing it up. Sounded like Dave Murray kicked his game up a bit. And you look like a rockstar.

Cool band too. The drummers kick was in the pocket.

I was kicking around an idea a while back and it was actually Chip that said "do it!" - to produce a Hearin Aid-type track featuring the biggest names in Sludge. I would provide backing tracks with and without a guide vocal and everybody who wanted to participate could write & sing their own verse or play their own guitar solo, record it and send it back. But you never really know how many people would participate and it might be a waste of time. But at least I know you could handle double duty