I have to say, 80-90% of people walking their animals are cool, and pick up after their dog, but... there are a few who deserve to be Karen'd!
I gotta admit... most younger people, meaning teens to 20-30 somethings, ALL pick up after their animals. Bravo!
The ones who leave it, are older people and it's way more women than men.
The average Dog Sh!t rule breaker are women in their 50's and 60's... who think it's beneath them to do this.
There is 1 c@ck sucker who also regularly does this on my terrace, and half the time it's on the side-walk too! At least 1-2x a week, I wake up to find fresh dog sh!t on my front terrace or side-walk.
The day I see her do it again... I am tempted to quickly jump in my car, and slow roll it and follow her home... then... I will return to my house, pick it up, bag it, and return.
I will politely ring the door bell, and when they answer, I will politely explain to them that they forgot something in front of my house... and yes, I will have my phone filming from the car in their driveway. I am that guy!
If they play stupid, I will be very firm to explain to them I have them on camera doing it... and if they continue, they will be on Facebook in the neighborhood watch page!
I am annoyed with a$$holes like this....
Speaking of @ssholes... I recently was at Wal-Mart in Porter Ranch... go ahead and laugh, yes Wal-Mart...
Anyway, it's early in the day, like 10:00am, and I am walking back to my car... and I see an old guy, like late 60's, maybe 70's and he gets out of his car, and grabs a few bags of random stuff... he looks around and throws it under a car.
He didn't see me see him do it... and as I got closer, he was walking towards the store as I was leaving... just as he got about 10 feet in front of me, I said "Sir... I saw what you did... do you think that's okay to throw your garbage in the parking lot under a car?"
He immediately had an arrogant look on his face and mumbled under his breath and kept walking. I laced him with a few more firm words, but didn't cuss, just told him something like, "You're an older man sir, shouldn't you be setting an example?"
He ignored me and kept walking.
Wrong answer....
As I got to my car, I loaded my stuff and then calmly walked over and picked up all the garbage he threw under the neighboring vehicle. I quickly realized it was full of something wet, moist, spilling, etc.. yuck... oh well.. I am committed now.
I then went and set all of it directly onto his front windshield on the driver's side.
Returned to my car, washed my hands with wipes and drove off.
Have a nice day.
$tEvil
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