What's tips/tricks have you learned on the road?

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Wild Obsession wrote: Thu Dec 28, 2023 8:32 am Highway Rest Stops are a great place to meat guys.
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Someone sleeps in the van or everything is coming into the hotel room.
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How to pretend you havent farted?
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maninblack wrote: Fri Dec 29, 2023 12:01 pm How to pretend you havent farted?
Blame it on the bass player?
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Turner Coates wrote: Fri Dec 29, 2023 12:24 pm
maninblack wrote: Fri Dec 29, 2023 12:01 pm How to pretend you havent farted?
Blame it on the bass player?
Yeah, most are replaceable so they take it on the chin. Also you can point out that the coach toilet isnt for shítting in and look at whoever was in there last.
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Turner Coates wrote: Sun Dec 24, 2023 11:37 amAlways carry bubble bath in your luggage. It can be a VERY effective romantic ice breaking accessory.
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