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good song, he sounded great live
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skinni wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 7:28 pm good song, he sounded great live
He's always sounded great. But man, he's got to do something about the weight. I thought he looked a little better in the Amoeba records video he did, but that video makes him out to look bigger than ever.

Also, thought it was interesting that one of the guitarists wasn't there, and they played as a four piece. Maybe nothing, they certainly didn't need him for a one shot on Kimmel, but just thought it was notable.
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L7 can’t get booked on Kimmel but Pigslop WVH does
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You know you're fat when...

Your head begins to look like it's attached to the front of your chest because "upper back fat".
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Sounded good, looked large...
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Anthrax442 wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 7:56 pm
skinni wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 7:28 pm good song, he sounded great live
Also, thought it was interesting that one of the guitarists wasn't there, and they played as a four piece. Maybe nothing, they certainly didn't need him for a one shot on Kimmel, but just thought it was notable.
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Eddie was such an original, and changed the course of music in his day.

So disappointing to see Wolfgang release such generic rock that sounds like any number of other bands.
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Anthrax442 wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 7:56 pm
skinni wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 7:28 pm good song, he sounded great live
He's always sounded great. But man, he's got to do something about the weight. I thought he looked a little better in the Amoeba records video he did, but that video makes him out to look bigger than ever.

Also, thought it was interesting that one of the guitarists wasn't there, and they played as a four piece. Maybe nothing, they certainly didn't need him for a one shot on Kimmel, but just thought it was notable.

"""""""""""""""""he's got to do something about the weight."""""""""""""""""""""

How rude!



""""""""""""""" I thought he looked a little better in the Amoeba records video he did, but that video makes him out to look bigger than ever."""""""""""""""

What is a little better?

You mean, he looked 290-325...as opposed to 350+?



""""""""""""""""thought it was interesting that one of the guitarists wasn't there"""""""""""""""""

Maybe he was, and was simply eclipsed by the frontman? J

Just a thought...


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I am still confused, why does he stand on a table cloth?

If the entire band did, and the drummer riser was patterned the same, the back-drop, maybe the bassdrum-head, etc... It would make more sense.

It looks goofy... or am I being a goof here?

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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Sun Jan 28, 2024 2:31 am I am still confused, why does he stand on a table cloth?

If the entire band did, and the drummer riser was patterned the same, the back-drop, maybe the bassdrum-head, etc... It would make more sense.

It looks goofy... or am I being a goof here?

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Probably has a cushioned pad underneath so it's easier on his body standing for hours. I know a few teachers who use them. He's also using orthotic shoes..for support and to make him taller

Or he's waiting for a pick nick to break out..too close to call
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daveg wrote: Sun Jan 28, 2024 3:48 am Probably has a cushioned pad underneath so it's easier on his body standing for hours. I know a few teachers who use them. He's also using orthotic shoes..for support and to make him taller

Or he's waiting for a pick nick to break out..too close to call
"""""""""""""""Probably has a cushioned pad underneath so it's easier on his body standing for hours."""""""""""""""""

Cereal?

And... for a live rock show, touring the world, they couldn't come up with a better pattern? Like, maybe black?

Which, I don't think he's been spotted in anything other than black clothing (oddly, like Ann Wilson did for years) in the duration... it's not helping.

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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Sun Jan 28, 2024 3:52 am
Which, I don't think he's been spotted in anything other than black clothing (oddly, like Ann Wilson did for years) in the duration... it's not helping.

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daveg wrote: Sun Jan 28, 2024 3:48 am Probably has a cushioned pad underneath so it's easier on his body standing for hours. I know a few teachers who use them. He's also using orthotic shoes..for support and to make him taller

Or he's waiting for a pick nick to break out..too close to call
It’s a pad similar to what mechanics and or restaurant kitchen staff use when standing on concrete/hard floors all day. Dudes knees and ankles have to be crushed into powder these days after carrying on so much weight, plus being an obvious diabetic.
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Plus it picks up all the Oreo crumbs.
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