How old are you?

The one that started it all. Spreading gossip and insults since 1998.

Moderator: Metal Sludge

Post Reply

Which of these things has come to you with age

It can still be used to piss with
11
12%
It pisses every 15 minutes
5
5%
Gray hair
18
19%
What hair
7
8%
Nose hair gets trimmed too often
13
14%
Ear hair is the new chia pet
10
11%
Can't see feet any more
3
3%
Reading glasses
21
23%
The blue pill
5
5%
 
Total votes: 93
User avatar
AlexVonHaig
Playing Decent Clubs in a Bus
Posts: 1572
Joined: Fri Jun 12, 2020 10:21 am

How old are you?

Post by AlexVonHaig »

Im too old for this
User avatar
GreatWhiteSnake
Playing a Package Tour in Arenas
Posts: 11416
Joined: Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:22 pm
Location: Hell, CA Population 4

Re: How old are you?

Post by GreatWhiteSnake »

Turned 60 on 3/2. 4 out of 9 for me...
GWS video of the week Seven Seconds of Shred https://youtu.be/6DAqH3eKqEM?si=N2I9eU92_ovsb69d updated 3/9/24
https://soundcloud.com/crunch-104998557
Tommy
MSX Tour Support Act
Posts: 4115
Joined: Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:39 am

Re: How old are you?

Post by Tommy »

Will be 45 in May. Full head of salt and pepper hair. Got lucky in the gene lottery.
MetalSludgeCEO
Playing First Stage at SludgeFest
Posts: 27740
Joined: Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:44 pm
Location: http://www.TuffCds.com
Contact:

Re: How old are you?

Post by MetalSludgeCEO »

Turned 58 last Saturday, on Day #1 of the MORC!

Ready for whatever... whenever, and as long as I am allowed to be here, I will enjoy every last second!

When our time is up, nobody decides that... but fate!

Do all the praying you want, and taking vitamins, jogging or other... when it's your time, it's game over.

$tEvil
User avatar
JamesHetfieldsAcneScars
Cockblocked by Poison
Posts: 8835
Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:36 pm
Location: California

Re: How old are you?

Post by JamesHetfieldsAcneScars »

Tommy wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 11:25 am Will be 45 in May. Full head of salt and pepper hair. Got lucky in the gene lottery.
It aint over yet jethro
User avatar
SterileEyes1
Doing 20 Questions with Metal Sludge
Posts: 5045
Joined: Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:53 pm

Re: How old are you?

Post by SterileEyes1 »

Turned 40 last Halloween.

I picked “What Hair” but I’ve also been bald as sin since I was 20.
My Video Covers: https://www.youtube.com/@therealjeffstein/

"Diary Of A Madman"
"Aja"
"I’m Bad, I’m Nationwide”
“Sludge Factory”
"Locomotive"

My Original Music: https://jeffstein.bandcamp.com
User avatar
ijwthstd
Platinum Artist
Posts: 10696
Joined: Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:14 am

Re: How old are you?

Post by ijwthstd »

Every 15 mins

Really, taking the bus to Madonna and had to stop 3 times. Good thing cops don't bother people for public urination.

But I drink LOTS of coffee too, stopping all liquids by 6pm if I have a show unless I can find a double espresso.

50, some grey whiskers. My hair thinned by like 30% all at once 2016-ish.
"I went and saw Chickenfoot twice. I've suffered for being Sammy's friend" - Bob Forrest
User avatar
Blumpkin King
Debut Album Goes Gold
Posts: 3805
Joined: Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:35 pm
Location: Los Angeles, CA

Re: How old are you?

Post by Blumpkin King »

Just turned 54.

Have full head of dark hair, but greying a bit at the temples. No glasses yet, but do need light to read in dim setting.

Ear hair bothers me a bit, and I have to get up to pee 2 times a night at this point.

Other than that I am pretty good other than my current sports injuries, which are healing.
User avatar
ijwthstd
Platinum Artist
Posts: 10696
Joined: Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:14 am

Re: How old are you?

Post by ijwthstd »

Blumpkin King wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 12:23 pm Just turned 54.

Have full head of dark hair, but greying a bit at the temples. No glasses yet, but do need light to read in dim setting.

Ear hair bothers me a bit, and I have to get up to pee 2 times a night at this point.

Other than that I am pretty good other than my current sports injuries, which are healing.
I need one of those game buddy urinals that connects to the plumbing so I don't have to get out of bed.
"I went and saw Chickenfoot twice. I've suffered for being Sammy's friend" - Bob Forrest
LSD69
Headlining Clubs
Posts: 2434
Joined: Thu May 05, 2005 2:06 pm
Location: Hollywood North

Re: How old are you?

Post by LSD69 »

Old enough.
User avatar
Blumpkin King
Debut Album Goes Gold
Posts: 3805
Joined: Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:35 pm
Location: Los Angeles, CA

Re: How old are you?

Post by Blumpkin King »

ijwthstd wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 1:19 pm
Blumpkin King wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 12:23 pm Just turned 54.

Have full head of dark hair, but greying a bit at the temples. No glasses yet, but do need light to read in dim setting.

Ear hair bothers me a bit, and I have to get up to pee 2 times a night at this point.

Other than that I am pretty good other than my current sports injuries, which are healing.
I need one of those game buddy urinals that connects to the plumbing so I don't have to get out of bed.
I am getting over a pretty tough baseball injury - Tore my hamstring from the bone. Needed Surgery to repair. Tough to get out of bed for the first couple of weeks and I loved using a pee bottle. I would keep using it, but my wife looked at me like I was an asshole for keeping it next to the bed now that I am able to walk again.
LAglamrocker
Playing First Stage at SludgeFest
Posts: 26789
Joined: Tue Aug 31, 2004 9:49 am
Location: Candyassland

Re: How old are you?

Post by LAglamrocker »

Trixter will always be my teenage idols any year
I will probably die in Cosmopolitan hotel room after Scorpions show#dontneedtosee2025
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
User avatar
VinnieVincentsVag
Headlining a Theater Tour
Posts: 6081
Joined: Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:22 pm

Re: How old are you?

Post by VinnieVincentsVag »

Same age as the CEO
User avatar
rockker
Doing 20 Questions with Metal Sludge
Posts: 5060
Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:31 pm
Location: Middle of the Great White North

Re: How old are you?

Post by rockker »

Old enough to know better, but still young enough not to care
Kiss fans are like old men at the strip club. We know we're getting bilked but give 'em our money anyway. - Danko Jones
User avatar
BulletProofPoet
Playing Decent Clubs in a Bus
Posts: 1403
Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2004 8:13 am

Re: How old are you?

Post by BulletProofPoet »

52, been shaving my head for probably close to 12+ years! I pull my ear hair, refuse to have to shit sticking out. Goatee is mostly grey now but think if it wasn’t for that people would think I was much younger.
User avatar
diablomozart
Headlining Clubs
Posts: 2808
Joined: Mon Aug 02, 2004 7:11 am

Re: How old are you?

Post by diablomozart »

i was alive when dinosaurs roamed the earth lol...d.m.
User avatar
Nate S Axel
Playing Decent Clubs in a Bus
Posts: 1928
Joined: Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:17 am
Location: DTLV

Re: How old are you?

Post by Nate S Axel »

diablomozart wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 8:37 pm i was alive when dinosaurs roamed the earth lol...d.m.
KISS just "retired" again, so you must be pretty young!
https://www.last.fm/user/JustinDTLV

"Las Vegas is a world leader in nights you wish would never end."
User avatar
Hellsinkey
Signed to a Major Label Multi-Album Deal
Posts: 18226
Joined: Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:15 pm
Location: Finland

Re: How old are you?

Post by Hellsinkey »

13/52 (I was born on leap day). Reading glasses and no hair.
Image
User avatar
cowpins
Platinum Artist
Posts: 10797
Joined: Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:44 pm

Re: How old are you?

Post by cowpins »

50, and chose one of the above (grey hair).
"bus problems come on man so boring we have our bus its awesome and we r watching judge judy on it right now tour is going great 14 more shows to go see you out there rockin peeps not you garbageman you stay home" - HueyRamone, 7/3/12
User avatar
DonJuanDeMarco
Debut Album Goes Gold
Posts: 3901
Joined: Mon Aug 02, 2004 8:50 pm

Re: How old are you?

Post by DonJuanDeMarco »

cowpins wrote: Sun Mar 10, 2024 6:04 am 50, and chose one of the above (grey hair).
We have to get ourselves 20 year old girlfriends like your friend did. It may not fix the greys but everything else will start working better.
"You want Don Juan DeMarco, the world's greatest lover, to talk to you? What do you know of great love?"
Charles Bukaki
Playing Decent Clubs in a Bus
Posts: 1396
Joined: Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:28 am

Re: How old are you?

Post by Charles Bukaki »

51, got some grey in my beard, and have to piss 3-4 times throughout the night but still have plenty of hair, can still see my feet, all my equipment works fine, don't need reading glasses quite yet (though the adjustable font on my Kindle probably has some to do with that.) Overall I feel pretty good most days.
User avatar
diablomozart
Headlining Clubs
Posts: 2808
Joined: Mon Aug 02, 2004 7:11 am

Re: How old are you?

Post by diablomozart »

Nate S Axel wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 9:22 pm
diablomozart wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 8:37 pm i was alive when dinosaurs roamed the earth lol...d.m.
KISS just "retired" again, so you must be pretty young!
that actually made me laugh...thanks...d.m.
User avatar
cowpins
Platinum Artist
Posts: 10797
Joined: Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:44 pm

Re: How old are you?

Post by cowpins »

DonJuanDeMarco wrote: Sun Mar 10, 2024 6:34 am
cowpins wrote: Sun Mar 10, 2024 6:04 am 50, and chose one of the above (grey hair).
We have to get ourselves 20 year old girlfriends like your friend did. It may not fix the greys but everything else will start working better.
His ex wife and my ex wife are good friends...that's how I know him. Now he's living with a 20 year old and I'm on Sludge posting with you and Mattley Crue. That's the WTF!!?!
"bus problems come on man so boring we have our bus its awesome and we r watching judge judy on it right now tour is going great 14 more shows to go see you out there rockin peeps not you garbageman you stay home" - HueyRamone, 7/3/12
whiteowl yesterday
Playing Decent Clubs in a Bus
Posts: 1711
Joined: Thu Feb 25, 2016 11:14 pm
Location: North Texas

Re: How old are you?

Post by whiteowl yesterday »

i'll be 54 in june if i'm not dead by then.
"artist formerly known as midnighttoker"
User avatar
Kerry67
Playing Shitty Clubs in a Van
Posts: 887
Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:13 pm

Re: How old are you?

Post by Kerry67 »

Will be 57 in June.
Shave the head.
Diabetes which makes me need the blue pill and even that isn't strong enough
Reading glasses.
And I wish the hair on my head grew like the hair in my ears.
Still 6' tall and weigh 165 lbs though
User avatar
JennaKelly
Passing Out Band Flyers
Posts: 205
Joined: Fri Aug 06, 2004 9:25 am
Location: Illinois

Re: How old are you?

Post by JennaKelly »

I'll be turning 40 in May.
Post Reply