Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
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Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
God I hope Tyson KO’s this motherfucker!
This fight is so rare even Stevie is cheering for the ghetto animal to kill the white man.
This fight is so rare even Stevie is cheering for the ghetto animal to kill the white man.
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
Forgot to add a little details.
“Paul, the YouTuber-turned-prizefighter, and Tyson, the former heavyweight boxing champion, will meet again -- as opponents -- in what will be the most polarizing spectacle yet of the recent crossover boxing craze.
Tyson will face Paul in a boxing match July 20 at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas, in the main event of a card that will air on Netflix, officials told ESPN.”
“Paul, the YouTuber-turned-prizefighter, and Tyson, the former heavyweight boxing champion, will meet again -- as opponents -- in what will be the most polarizing spectacle yet of the recent crossover boxing craze.
Tyson will face Paul in a boxing match July 20 at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas, in the main event of a card that will air on Netflix, officials told ESPN.”
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
I’m with you. I’d love to see Paul put in his place. He’s such a wanker.eddie lee roth wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2024 9:10 am God I hope Tyson KO’s this motherfucker!
This fight is so rare even Stevie is cheering for the ghetto animal to kill the white man.
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
Ref will be distracted
Stone Cold stuns Jake
Ref wakes up counts to ten
Undertaker music hits- tombstones Tyson
Katie Vick appears on stage
Taker and Austin drink beer-camera goes off
Stone Cold stuns Jake
Ref wakes up counts to ten
Undertaker music hits- tombstones Tyson
Katie Vick appears on stage
Taker and Austin drink beer-camera goes off
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
A Jake Paul fight is more scripted than WWE
Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
So how much money are you putting on it?
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
I have a feeling Mike is getting paid to not punch at full strength.
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
I got a feeling there will be no drug testing for THC.
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
Or have Tyson help Orton at WM get the win on his brother.LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2024 1:48 pm Ref will be distracted
Stone Cold stuns Jake
Ref wakes up counts to ten
Undertaker music hits- tombstones Tyson
Katie Vick appears on stage
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
Another phony “worked” fight people will pay too much to watch. Nevertheless, Mike is going to get his clock cleaned.
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
So, how much money are you putting on the fight?ParaDime77 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2024 4:09 pm Another phony “worked” fight people will pay too much to watch. Nevertheless, Mike is going to get his clock cleaned.
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
You would have to be nuts to fight Tyson. Look how he still moves...
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
Biggest red flag for this "event" is:
The press release doesn't even mention if this is an exhibition or a fully sanctioned fight by the Texas Boxing Commission. How do they not even mention this?
A 27 year old Jake Paul vs a 57 year old Mike Tyson and ZERO mention of rules, sanctioning, rounds etc.
The whole thing has a foul odour.
The press release doesn't even mention if this is an exhibition or a fully sanctioned fight by the Texas Boxing Commission. How do they not even mention this?
A 27 year old Jake Paul vs a 57 year old Mike Tyson and ZERO mention of rules, sanctioning, rounds etc.
The whole thing has a foul odour.
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson is nearly 60 years old, guys - he's not knocking out ANY serious young athlete who knows their way around a ring. He couldn't beat a low-level guy in a real match at his current age.
I know, I know, he's a legend. He's strong, he's in shape, he looks good hitting the heavy bag on Instagram, etc. But father time is undefeated.
Mike fought Roy Jones, who was in his prime 160-175lbs, a few years back. Roy sadly has had a glass jaw since the moment he was KO'd by Tarver about 20 years ago.
Smaller guy, old, slow, no chin. Mike never even hurt him.
Jake Paul will not be in danger of losing to Tyson. Nothing to do with talent, everything to do with age.
The reason that it's unclear if the fight is a professional bout or exhibition is because you can't license a nearly sixty year old man to box professionally. It's unheard of. Mikey Rourke tried to do it in Russia, and even RUSSIA pulled the plug last minute and made them do it as an exhibition. Which is why they're doing it in Texas - Texas has one of the most lax athletic commissions in the country, and they're probably going try to politic their way into making it a professional match. No way NY, Nevada, or CA license Mike to box professionally.
I know, I know, he's a legend. He's strong, he's in shape, he looks good hitting the heavy bag on Instagram, etc. But father time is undefeated.
Mike fought Roy Jones, who was in his prime 160-175lbs, a few years back. Roy sadly has had a glass jaw since the moment he was KO'd by Tarver about 20 years ago.
Smaller guy, old, slow, no chin. Mike never even hurt him.
Jake Paul will not be in danger of losing to Tyson. Nothing to do with talent, everything to do with age.
The reason that it's unclear if the fight is a professional bout or exhibition is because you can't license a nearly sixty year old man to box professionally. It's unheard of. Mikey Rourke tried to do it in Russia, and even RUSSIA pulled the plug last minute and made them do it as an exhibition. Which is why they're doing it in Texas - Texas has one of the most lax athletic commissions in the country, and they're probably going try to politic their way into making it a professional match. No way NY, Nevada, or CA license Mike to box professionally.
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
What about biting another man’s ear and spitting it out?
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
One thing that would get me to watch boxing or care about it is Tyson return!
This is going be epic with 100,000
This is a real event unlike the horrible boring boxing stars now
Tyson is bigger than boxing
Hope Pete Rose is in front row
This is going be epic with 100,000
This is a real event unlike the horrible boring boxing stars now
Tyson is bigger than boxing
Hope Pete Rose is in front row
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
NetflixParaDime77 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2024 4:09 pm Another phony “worked” fight people will pay too much to watch. Nevertheless, Mike is going to get his clock cleaned.
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
Almost a Dusty Finish…LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2024 1:48 pm Ref will be distracted
Stone Cold stuns Jake
Ref wakes up counts to ten
Undertaker music hits- tombstones Tyson
Katie Vick appears on stage
Taker and Austin drink beer-camera goes off
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
eddie lee roth wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2024 9:10 am God I hope Tyson KO’s this motherfucker!
This fight is so rare even Stevie is cheering for the ghetto animal to kill the white man.
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I will not be watching but will be hoping Mr. Tyson plays the In The Air Tonight drum fill on Jake Paul's head for real...
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
When he's done with Jake can he come over to WWE and beat the crap out of Logan, too?
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
According to SNL Weekend Update the real fight will be Tyson trying to pronounce Netflix.
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
It will be a pattycake spar session without headgear just like all the rest of these things. If they were real actual fights it would be somewhat entertaining but they always end up being crap. But people are easily duped and will buy anything. It amazes me that people thought Mayweather-McGregor was a real fight.
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Re: Jake Paul to fight Mike Tyson
eddie lee roth wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2024 2:30 pm According to SNL Weekend Update the real fight will be Tyson trying to pronounce Netflix.
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