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Last time you watched a porn movie

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Not a scene or a clip. A whole movie. 90 minute types. Not sure if they even make them any longer.
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Never.
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AlexVonHaig wrote: Sun May 19, 2024 6:03 am Not a scene or a clip. A whole movie. 90 minute types. Not sure if they even make them any longer.
Entire movie? Probably 9th grade? Maybe earlier.
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Whole movie ? It was early 90s. The Flintbones starring Ron Jeremy.
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What time is it? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Never watched an entire fucking film. Why? Just find the best 5-7 minutes, ok, 2-3 minutes and repeat. (Actually at my age never mind. Nothing fucking works...)
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I usually watch about 20 minutes, then I get bored, then have some regret.
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AlexVonHaig wrote: Sun May 19, 2024 6:03 am Not a scene or a clip. A whole movie. 90 minute types. Not sure if they even make them any longer.
Not a single time in my life.

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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Sun May 19, 2024 7:11 pm
AlexVonHaig wrote: Sun May 19, 2024 6:03 am Not a scene or a clip. A whole movie. 90 minute types. Not sure if they even make them any longer.
Not a single time in my life.

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No way!!!!
Your stories are next level. You have had to seen a movie or two.

Do you have any stories from the road where you walked in a bandmate / crew / club staff watching porn?

If so what did you do ?
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gtrjay wrote: Sun May 19, 2024 7:33 pm
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Sun May 19, 2024 7:11 pm
AlexVonHaig wrote: Sun May 19, 2024 6:03 am Not a scene or a clip. A whole movie. 90 minute types. Not sure if they even make them any longer.
Not a single time in my life.

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No way!!!!
Your stories are next level. You have had to seen a movie or two.

Do you have any stories from the road where you walked in a bandmate / crew / club staff watching porn?

If so what did you do ?
The fuck????
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If Two Girls and a Cup qualifies, then last night.
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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Sun May 19, 2024 7:11 pm
Not a single time in my life.

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The only one I ever watched was the first porno I ever saw - Miami Spice. Used to play the theme music on the marimba in concert band in high school and most everyone except the teacher knew what it was. It became an inside joke and it drove him crazy.

So, uh, 25-30ish years ago?
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The only one I've watched completely must be Lust Detector, which was as much comedy as porn. But that was over 35 years ago.
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