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I am stoked to see this goof get kicked out of the MLE series...

I will be happy for whoever wins, and I am thrilled it's not going to be that goof Chestnut.

Can't wait for the big showdown between him and Kobayashi this fall on Netflix!

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I am picking the Aussie to win this...

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Joey did not compete this year. He was Banned awhile back for signing a deal with a Nathans competitor.
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What makes him a goof?

That he can eat like he does and is still skinnier than you?
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HoldenSSV wrote: Thu Jul 04, 2024 10:28 am What makes him a goof?

That he can eat like he does and is still skinnier than you?
I’d say he’s a goof because he enters eating contests.
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It's shit like hot dog eating contests that make the aliens do a U-turn.
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Was great and hilarious as always. They said one dude once ate 70 glazed doughnuts and 350 donut holes :lol:

Another dude ate a 15 lb. steak in 50 min :lol:
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I just ate 3 hotdogs.

Fourh of July is my excuse, I will not repeat this stupid feat this year.

Cuz I ain'ts a fatass!!
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Patrick Bertoletti crowned new winner of Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest after Joey Chestnut was barred
https://nypost.com/2024/07/04/us-news/p ... g-contest/

"...Chicago’s Patrick Bertoletti, 39, took the Mustard Belt after wolfing down 58 franks and buns in a neck-and-neck, 10-minute race at Coney Island that saw the leader repeatedly bounce back and forth..."

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Psychobolia.com wrote: Thu Jul 04, 2024 11:56 am I just ate 3 hotdogs.

Fourh of July is my excuse, I will not repeat this stupid feat this year.

Cuz I ain'ts a fatass!!
Did you make your own?
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EzyRider wrote: Thu Jul 04, 2024 12:13 pm Patrick Bertoletti crowned new winner of Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest after Joey Chestnut was barred
https://nypost.com/2024/07/04/us-news/p ... g-contest/

"...Chicago’s Patrick Bertoletti, 39, took the Mustard Belt after wolfing down 58 franks and buns in a neck-and-neck, 10-minute race at Coney Island that saw the leader repeatedly bounce back and forth..."

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REO Cokewagon wrote: Thu Jul 04, 2024 11:11 am Was great and hilarious as always. They said one dude once ate 70 glazed doughnuts and 350 donut holes :lol:

Another dude ate a 15 lb. steak in 50 min :lol:
Crazier one to me is the guy who ate 91 full sized pancakes in 8 minutes. Can you imagine with all that fiber how big of a shit he took?
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Bono Nettencourt wrote: Thu Jul 04, 2024 12:43 pm
Psychobolia.com wrote: Thu Jul 04, 2024 11:56 am I just ate 3 hotdogs.

Fourh of July is my excuse, I will not repeat this stupid feat this year.

Cuz I ain'ts a fatass!!
Did you make your own?
Hell yeah... BUT, I microwaved 'em!

Secret recipe: nuked 2 buns with dogs with cheddar for 1 minute. Then added ketchup and mustard. Barbecue-style would have been nice, but I'm in an appartment...
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Earl Skakel wrote: Thu Jul 04, 2024 1:59 pm Guy on his left is hurting.
That's what I was thinking :)

These guys aren't lard asses, they look fairly in shape like they could easily run a half marathon or something

eat 58 hot dogs in 10 minutes, then run a marathon - iron stomach! :D :D
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Hot dog eating contests. :lol:

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REO Cokewagon wrote: Thu Jul 04, 2024 11:11 am Was great and hilarious as always. They said one dude once ate 70 glazed doughnuts and 350 donut holes :lol:

Another dude ate a 15 lb. steak in 50 min :lol:

Gideon Oji, the tall black dude, ate 10 Pounds Baked Beans in 1 minute, 45 seconds.

Did anyone catch woman's winner, Miki Sudo? In what seemed like one fluid motion, she would grab a bun, saturate it with water & wring it out, then toss it in her mouth and swallow, no chewing at all. It was machine like.
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Anybody check out the Lemonade Chugging contest or the Women's Contest earlier in the broadcast?

Badlands Chuggs took the Lemonade contest by drinking a gallon in 21 seconds.

Women's hot dog eating contest was won by Miki Sudo who ate 51 dogs. And yes - would.
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Joey is like WWE star that leaves for another company late in career now nobody cares about. He is Sasha Banks now
This contest just built new star everyone cares about now
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Joey barfing all the way to the bank....
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Psychobolia.com wrote: Thu Jul 04, 2024 2:19 pm
Bono Nettencourt wrote: Thu Jul 04, 2024 12:43 pm
Psychobolia.com wrote: Thu Jul 04, 2024 11:56 am I just ate 3 hotdogs.

Fourh of July is my excuse, I will not repeat this stupid feat this year.

Cuz I ain'ts a fatass!!
Did you make your own?
Hell yeah... BUT, I microwaved 'em!
How patriotic.
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Bono Nettencourt wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 10:18 am
Psychobolia.com wrote: Thu Jul 04, 2024 2:19 pm
Bono Nettencourt wrote: Thu Jul 04, 2024 12:43 pm

Did you make your own?
Hell yeah... BUT, I microwaved 'em!
How patriotic.
Made them in a Parisian appartment, no yard.

And I used the exact same method employed at a local streetfood establishment I've been working in recently!

I guess I'm not a patriot... I'm not even voting in November (and I could)... I'll be voting Sunday, though, cuz the local frogs are having a legislative election.
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Blumpkin King wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 9:16 am Anybody check out the Lemonade Chugging contest or the Women's Contest earlier in the broadcast?

Badlands Chuggs took the Lemonade contest by drinking a gallon in 21 seconds.

Women's hot dog eating contest was won by Miki Sudo who ate 51 dogs. And yes - would.
Absolute madness watching that guy house the gallon of lemonade. Seeing his competitor projectile vomit lemonade repeatedly after the fact was quite the visual
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I always wonder if these competitive eaters just puke like volcanos when they're done? Hot dogs are fucking sodium bombs and are made of scrap meat. Seems like you would be ill afterwards regardless.

sidenote: I have and do eat my share of Pink's and Hoffy.
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EzyRider wrote: Thu Jul 04, 2024 12:13 pm Patrick Bertoletti crowned new winner of Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest after Joey Chestnut was barred
https://nypost.com/2024/07/04/us-news/p ... g-contest/

"...Chicago’s Patrick Bertoletti, 39, took the Mustard Belt after wolfing down 58 franks and buns in a neck-and-neck, 10-minute race at Coney Island that saw the leader repeatedly bounce back and forth..."

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Ol’ Deep Dish may have eaten 58 hot dogs in 10 minutes, but Chestnut ate 57 in 5 minutes. He would easily have won again.
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EzyRider wrote: Thu Jul 04, 2024 2:26 pm
Earl Skakel wrote: Thu Jul 04, 2024 1:59 pm Guy on his left is hurting.
That's what I was thinking :)

These guys aren't lard asses, they look fairly in shape like they could easily run a half marathon or something

eat 58 hot dogs in 10 minutes, then run a marathon - iron stomach! :D :D
I think they said that guy runs half marathons so he's not a total slob. The funniest thing to me is the fattest guys on the stage eat the least and the same for the women as the one bigger woman finished dead last WTF?
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