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Good for her. Much more rewarding than when they push around a hockey stick with a tennis ball on the end of it to scrub the floors in a grocery store.
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What third-world country is this in?!

This shit would never fly in the US, my cousin John failed the bar exam three times (he's a stoner, not a retart).
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Psychobolia.com wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 12:15 am What third-world country is this in?!

This shit would never fly in the US, my cousin John failed the bar exam three times (he's a stoner, not a retart).
It was in Mexico, where there are no Bar exams to be called a "lawyer".

If she passed all of the tests/classes and wasn't just shuttled through the PR purposes, more power to her.
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Corey's Guitar Solo wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 9:00 pm I think we should all be congratulating Wolfie on passing the bar.
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Psychobolia.com wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 12:15 am What third-world country is this in?!

This shit would never fly in the US, my cousin John failed the bar exam three times (he's a stoner, not a retart).
Trump would appoint her to the Supreme Court.
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BernieTaupson wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 12:34 am
Corey's Guitar Solo wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 9:00 pm I think we should all be congratulating Wolfie on passing the bar.
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Psychobolia.com wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 12:15 am What third-world country is this in?!

This shit would never fly in the US, my cousin John failed the bar exam three times (he's a stoner, not a retart).
Is his cousin a retart?
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Danzig in the Dark wrote: Mon Aug 19, 2024 4:08 am
Psychobolia.com wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 12:15 am What third-world country is this in?!

This shit would never fly in the US, my cousin John failed the bar exam three times (he's a stoner, not a retart).
Is his cousin a retart?
My cousin's cousin is most def NOT a retart!
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mullet_head wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 11:24 pm ''But, your honour... This is fuckin' retarded!!!''
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BernieTaupson wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 12:34 am
Corey's Guitar Solo wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 9:00 pm I think we should all be congratulating Wolfie on passing the bar.
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mullet_head wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 11:27 pm
Trump would appoint her to the Supreme Court.
Surprised Biden did not appoint her as a DEI hire.
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Woman with Down's Syndrome in Mexico gets a law degree.

Clearly the correct response is "OH YEAH WELL TRUMP SUCKS" followed by "NO BIDEN SUCKS"
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juano wrote: Tue Aug 20, 2024 11:12 am
mullet_head wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 11:27 pm
Trump would appoint her to the Supreme Court.
Surprised Biden did not appoint her as a DEI hire.
I' rather see her as a Presidential candidate, debating Trump on key issues like poo poo caca flushing ding boom.

Too bad she wasn't born in the US, she would make the most sense as a President after Trump and Biden.
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aznsquirt wrote: Tue Aug 20, 2024 11:47 am Woman with Down's Syndrome in Mexico gets a law degree.

Clearly the correct response is "OH YEAH WELL TRUMP SUCKS" followed by "NO BIDEN SUCKS"
Shut your pie hole, pussy squirts.

I got me a degree from Colombia and your statement is incompetent, irrelevant and immaterial.
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aznsquirt wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 12:32 am
It was in Mexico, where there are no Bar exams to be called a "lawyer".

I looked this up because I thought there is no way this could be true and this is what I found:

Mexico is one of the few countries in the world that doesn't require a bar exam or bar association membership to practice law.

To become a lawyer in Mexico, you must:

Complete a five-year law degree program called Licenciado en Derecho

Pass exams and obtain a practice certificate called a cédula profesional from the Ministry of Education's Bureau of Professions

Register your license with state and federal courts

Once you've completed these steps, you can practice law across the country without having to prove knowledge of local laws or facing jurisdictional limitations.
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juano wrote: Tue Aug 20, 2024 10:40 pm
aznsquirt wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 12:32 am
It was in Mexico, where there are no Bar exams to be called a "lawyer".

I looked this up because I thought there is no way this could be true and this is what I found:

Mexico is one of the few countries in the world that doesn't require a bar exam or bar association membership to practice law.

To become a lawyer in Mexico, you must:

Complete a five-year law degree program called Licenciado en Derecho

Pass exams and obtain a practice certificate called a cédula profesional from the Ministry of Education's Bureau of Professions

Register your license with state and federal courts

Once you've completed these steps, you can practice law across the country without having to prove knowledge of local laws or facing jurisdictional limitations.
Yup.

To be fair, there are three states in the U.S. where a bar exam is not required. It is true that the standards for getting a law degree in those states is likely higher than in Mexico.

No hate for this woman, if she passed the requirements to achieve a "law degree" wherever she lives, great. No reason not to view it in the proper context, of course.
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Her or Drew Sherman?
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