Better stage presence in 2024: Don Dokken or Frankie Valli?
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Better stage presence in 2024: Don Dokken or Frankie Valli?
Watch these performances.
Both appear to be dead, though Frankie at least moves but doesn’t sing.
Don talks/sings, but doesn’t move.
Don Talkin
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f56ZLYvvJXg
Frankie Valli
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OkbJ5DKQG ... cmVhc2U%3D
Both appear to be dead, though Frankie at least moves but doesn’t sing.
Don talks/sings, but doesn’t move.
Don Talkin
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f56ZLYvvJXg
Frankie Valli
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OkbJ5DKQG ... cmVhc2U%3D
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Re: Better stage presence in 2024: Don Dokken or Frankie Valli?
What they're doing to Frankie is elder abuse at this point.
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Re: Better stage presence in 2024: Don Dokken or Frankie Valli?
The sad thing is you could probably find hundreds of YouTube videos of these guys performing just as poorly.
I think Frankie actually looks worse. Those backing singers are way over compensating.
I saw Frankie a couple times 10-15 years ago. Even if he was lip syncing then at least he was still mobile. This is beyond sad and just confusing as to why he is still doing this. I guess he just wants to die doing what he loves.
I think Frankie actually looks worse. Those backing singers are way over compensating.
I saw Frankie a couple times 10-15 years ago. Even if he was lip syncing then at least he was still mobile. This is beyond sad and just confusing as to why he is still doing this. I guess he just wants to die doing what he loves.
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Re: Better stage presence in 2024: Don Dokken or Frankie Valli?
Hahaha Don is wearing Skeechers
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Re: Better stage presence in 2024: Don Dokken or Frankie Valli?
Jesus Christ that was depressing.
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Re: Better stage presence in 2024: Don Dokken or Frankie Valli?
It's a tie! Whoever is putting Frankie out there needs to be slapped hard!
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Re: Better stage presence in 2024: Don Dokken or Frankie Valli?
Frankie has the Bernie Lomax impression down. I'm going with Frank.
Re: Better stage presence in 2024: Don Dokken or Frankie Valli?
Jeezus fucking christ that Frankie clip. Where do elder-abuse laws come into play? And the fucktards in the comments saying 'sounds like he did in the 60s!' and they're not joking? These people should also be removed from society. Frankie looks just like those Halloween yard decorations you buy at Home Depot.
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Re: Better stage presence in 2024: Don Dokken or Frankie Valli?
I thought he looks like the last iteration of the dude from Ghost.


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Re: Better stage presence in 2024: Don Dokken or Frankie Valli?
Somewhere on a doo-wop message board, there's a Frankie-tard version of Rising Farce posting stuff like...
"The guitar is live, the drums are live, the backing singers are live. Frankie is singing. But there's also a track. Don't like it? Don't care. I trigger you."
"The guitar is live, the drums are live, the backing singers are live. Frankie is singing. But there's also a track. Don't like it? Don't care. I trigger you."
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Re: Better stage presence in 2024: Don Dokken or Frankie Valli?
The comments in the Frankie video are insane. Is every motherfucker a bot nowadays?
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Re: Better stage presence in 2024: Don Dokken or Frankie Valli?
I'm not convinced Frankie is breathing. The robots in Disney's Hall of Presidents are more alive.
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Re: Better stage presence in 2024: Don Dokken or Frankie Valli?
Have you seen the big YouTube dust-up about Ken Tamplin and his shady vocal academy? He's been faking it, too. Cousin Sammy will be heartbroken.
In seriousness, it's pretty sad that there is so much miming these days. If it hasn't already, it'll probably hit Broadway shows and other live entertainment before too long.
In seriousness, it's pretty sad that there is so much miming these days. If it hasn't already, it'll probably hit Broadway shows and other live entertainment before too long.
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Re: Better stage presence in 2024: Don Dokken or Frankie Valli?
Mime is moneyTooOldToCare wrote: ↑Fri Sep 27, 2024 4:20 am Have you seen the big YouTube dust-up about Ken Tamplin and his shady vocal academy? He's been faking it, too. Cousin Sammy will be heartbroken.
In seriousness, it's pretty sad that there is so much miming these days. If it hasn't already, it'll probably hit Broadway shows and other live entertainment before too long.
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