Got 2 inches? She might be for you

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Got 2 inches? She might be for you

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hahha reminds me of Jerky Boys..."I'll be right over with my nub" :lol:
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I ain’t foldin’ my shit in half for no b1tch
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Funny as she has pretty big mammaries :shock:
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Damn it. I find her hot as hell, and here I'm packing a nob the size of Heathrow Airport.
I got no chance!
LAglamrocker wrote: Tue Oct 22, 2024 8:07 pm You can tell Sleek had nothing to do with this…thats why it’s so entertaining
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You don’t even need 2 inches … all they need is something to rub on, a couch arm, corner of a table, your leg, etc. and they probably like it better that way.
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HueyRamone wrote: Sat Oct 12, 2024 2:25 pm Damn it. I find her hot as hell, and here I'm packing a nob the size of Heathrow Airport.
I got no chance!
Whenever I see porn with guys with huge dicks, and they're only able to stick like 2/3rds of it in, I always wonder how insanely frustrating that must get.

I feel like you'd just end up constantly thinking about how badly you want to shove it all the way in and can't. Or when she's blowing you and you're just like GOD DAMMIT TAKE THE MORE THAN 60% OF IT WHAT THE FUCK.
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aznsquirt wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2024 7:45 am
HueyRamone wrote: Sat Oct 12, 2024 2:25 pm Damn it. I find her hot as hell, and here I'm packing a nob the size of Heathrow Airport.
I got no chance!
Whenever I see porn with guys with huge dicks, and they're only able to stick like 2/3rds of it in, I always wonder how insanely frustrating that must get.

I feel like you'd just end up constantly thinking about how badly you want to shove it all the way in and can't. Or when she's blowing you and you're just like GOD DAMMIT TAKE THE MORE THAN 60% OF IT WHAT THE FUCK.
Yeah they actually sell these little dick donut things you can put on so it limits how much can go in. It’s like a 3 pack so you put 1-3 on, depending on how much shaft you need to limit.
LAglamrocker wrote: Tue Oct 22, 2024 8:07 pm You can tell Sleek had nothing to do with this…thats why it’s so entertaining
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The bitch is hungry so feed her well
So give her inches and .... I forgot the f*ckin words 😀
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Love_Industry wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2024 11:24 am The bitch is hungry so feed her well
So give her inches and .... I forgot the f*ckin words 😀
She’s on a diet
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