Is there any stage name more cringeworthy than Rob Zombie?

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sirthx2 wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 5:53 am
DangerZone wrote: Sat Oct 12, 2024 8:32 am “Sex”
Yep. In the 80s this was cringe city.
...and now?
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Danzig in the Dark wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:18 am
sirthx2 wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 5:53 am
DangerZone wrote: Sat Oct 12, 2024 8:32 am “Sex”
Yep. In the 80s this was cringe city.
...and now?
Yeah, what I meant was even in the 80s.......
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What about Bruce Bruce? That's a stupid fuckin name.
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HueyRamone wrote: Wed Oct 16, 2024 9:41 am
Indy_Rob wrote: Wed Oct 16, 2024 8:28 am The rap world has some super-shitty stage names.

Da Baby has to be one of the worst.
The Lil Jon, Lil Wayne stuff is odd. Like I thought Rap was mostly about being loaded with money, bragging about cars and women, etc. Why give yourself a diminutive name?
Just saw one today called "Lil Baby" which is just as bad as Da Baby.

Nothing strikes fear in the hearts of the public like the word "baby" in your name.
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WolfgangVonPage wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2024 4:47 pm What about Bruce Bruce? That's a stupid fuckin name.
Good call. He didn't choose it himself, the Samson guys picked it for him, but still it's dumb as hell.
The fact that there is another Bruce Bruce now makes it even worse.

Speaking of Maiden frontmen, Paul Di'Anno (RIP) is really stupid if you think about it. An English/Brazilian Muslim metal singer born Paul Michael Andrews taking a somewhat Italian sounding stage name randomly.

Also isn't it misspelled? I have seen Italian names spelled "DiSomething" or "di Something" but never a "Di'Something". Any Italians here who can help? Italian Kiss fans?
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TeslaFan wrote: Wed Oct 23, 2024 3:55 am Johnny Rod
Also Johnny Wadd, but in his profession it sorta works.... but I guess not enough for him not to go back to his original name.
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vanitybinge wrote: Fri Jan 10, 2025 5:36 am Coby Dicks
Hows it going, man? Welcome back! Did they Terror Gypsy thing get sorted out?
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vanitybinge wrote: Fri Jan 10, 2025 5:36 am Coby Dicks
WHOA! Welcome back! Now go update the thread I bumped yesterday.

Predictions were that you died, "unalived" yourself, ended up in prison because you killed the Terror Gypsies, or just burned the house down.

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Said it before, I'll say it again: anyone who gives themselves the name "Pepsi Tate" deserves cancer.
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