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https://youtu.be/hXlmMqPydYM?si=bA95KCKCAUW9bStO

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What a clusterfück honoring the PoD!

Zakk should have played the whole set, that Watt guy has no place on the stage, and their choice of singers was completely wrong. Fatass VH did do pretty good though :mrgreen:
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Who was that blonde moron, not Zakk Wylde?

Like Zakk, I don't care for him. But that solo and slow breakdown in No More Tears is pretty fucking cool.

I think Jack Black could have sung those songs better.

Anyway, fuck Ozzy. I'm going to listen to Heaven and Hell.
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Billy Idol?
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Wolfgang was great!

Did he mention Jake E. Lee by name? Maybe a get well soon?
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Ozzy looks in pain, and he very well might be.

I've seen Jelly Roll on other things, and he sounded okay. Mama sounded like shit.
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Yeah, that was about what I expected to see of Ozzy. And I just don't get the Andrew Watt thing. Dude glues together two albums for Ozzy that include material that was recorded God knows when, and now we got to see him on stage at anything Ozzy does?

And what the fuck was up with Maynard being out there? He's fine for Tool, but I don't want to see him doing anything else.
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Chubbygang seemed to hang right near the singer, trying to get in shot the whole time. I thought an introvert like him wouldnt be such an attention hog?

His plaid shirt makes him look a bit better than the black gamerwear ensemble he is always in
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HueyRamone wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2024 9:06 am Chubbygang seemed to hang right near the singer, trying to get in shot the whole time. I thought an introvert like him wouldnt be such an attention hog?

His plaid shirt makes him look a bit better than the black gamerwear ensemble he is always in


Yeah for such an unattractive man he has that Lizzo confidence. I admire his bravery.
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Maynard and Wolfie killed it IDGAF
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BernieTaupson wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2024 1:11 am https://youtu.be/hXlmMqPydYM?si=bA95KCKCAUW9bStO

Standing in for Grohl I bet after the recent bad press.
The sound isn't in sync with the video, or is it just my phone?
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HueyRamone wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2024 9:06 am Chubbygang seemed to hang right near the singer, trying to get in shot the whole time. I thought an introvert like him wouldnt be such an attention hog?
Ha. He may play at the whole "just leave me alone" thing but you know that he feels that being a rick star is his birthright
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HueyRamone wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2024 9:06 am Chubbygang seemed to hang right near the singer, trying to get in shot the whole time. I thought an introvert like him wouldnt be such an attention hog?

His plaid shirt makes him look a bit better than the black gamerwear ensemble he is always in
No matter where he stands on stage, some part of him is going to be in the shot
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I watched a few other videos of this performance. The comments are full of nutjobs saying Jelly Roll and Maynard killed it. WTF? They were awful. Billy was okay. Wolfgunt played fine. Ozzy is almost dead. Jack Black is fat as fuck and looks like shit. The entire thing was pretty atrocious.
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TooOldToCare wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2024 10:39 am I watched a few other videos of this performance. The comments are full of nutjobs saying Jelly Roll and Maynard killed it. WTF? They were awful. Billy was okay. Wolfgunt played fine. Ozzy is almost dead. Jack Black is fat as fuck and looks like shit. The entire thing was pretty atrocious.
I guess at some point, Jack decided he was going make all his money from VO work, so it didn't matter what he looked like.

And I can't say I'm surprised at the RRHOF. This is the same people that gave us Velvet Revolver doing the Van Halen induction.
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Anthrax442 wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2024 11:08 am
And I can't say I'm surprised at the RRHOF. This is the same people that gave us Velvet Revolver doing the Van Halen induction.
Yeah. That was horrible. Nothing about the RRHOF means anything to me. It doesn't change who was great or influential. I've lived in Ohio since 1980 and visited the museum once with no desire to return. It killed a couple of hours, and since it "enshrines" all musical genres, it sure ain't rock n roll.
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Anthrax442 wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2024 11:08 am
TooOldToCare wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2024 10:39 am I watched a few other videos of this performance. The comments are full of nutjobs saying Jelly Roll and Maynard killed it. WTF? They were awful. Billy was okay. Wolfgunt played fine. Ozzy is almost dead. Jack Black is fat as fuck and looks like shit. The entire thing was pretty atrocious.
I guess at some point, Jack decided he was going make all his money from VO work, so it didn't matter what he looked like.
LFI he never could act... he was only good at playing Jack Black.
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He was good in The Jackal as the guy who made the massive gun and Bruce Willis tries it out on him.
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I watched this and my thoughts were pretty much as follows:

“Wow, everyone really showed up for this. Maynard, Chad, Wolfie, Rob, Zakk. It’s Ozzy’s night but what a cool and deserved moment for Zakk also. Wolf’s lost a lot of weight. Boy, I bet some Sludgers are gonna bend over backwards to reach for reasons to shit on this.”
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Yeah, Ozzy has Parkinson’s something fierce.

Chad Smith is a great drummer. Didn’t think Maynard was the right choice for fronting this band. Wolf he did just fine, he’s a killer guitarist.
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The irony of Fatcunt playing the Crazy Train solo is that Ed considered that tapping section to be ripped off from him. He hated Randy because of that solo.
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BernieTaupson wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2024 4:16 pm The irony of Fatcunt playing the Crazy Train solo is that Ed considered that tapping section to be ripped off from him. He hated Randy because of that solo.
The hard truth is, his cunt dad didn’t invent it. He took it and made it his main schtick, proceeding to beat it like a dead horse.
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One of the interesting revelations from Al's book was that hearing Jimi Hendrix was what inspired the bros. to play rock music - BitD, Eddie made a point of saying that he "loved" Hendrix but he "really was never an influence on me." BS.
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Indy_Rob wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2024 9:46 am
BernieTaupson wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2024 1:11 am https://youtu.be/hXlmMqPydYM?si=bA95KCKCAUW9bStO

Standing in for Grohl I bet after the recent bad press.
The sound isn't in sync with the video, or is it just my phone?
Yeah, it’s well off.
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Billy Idol and Steve Stevens haven't aged a bit from 20 years ago.
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TooOldToCare wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2024 10:39 am I watched a few other videos of this performance. The comments are full of nutjobs saying Jelly Roll and Maynard killed it. WTF? They were awful. Billy was okay. Wolfgunt played fine. Ozzy is almost dead. Jack Black is fat as fuck and looks like shit. The entire thing was pretty atrocious.
Jelly Roll = a lot of bullsh!t hype.

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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Mon Oct 21, 2024 8:01 am
TooOldToCare wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2024 10:39 am I watched a few other videos of this performance. The comments are full of nutjobs saying Jelly Roll and Maynard killed it. WTF? They were awful. Billy was okay. Wolfgunt played fine. Ozzy is almost dead. Jack Black is fat as fuck and looks like shit. The entire thing was pretty atrocious.
Jelly Roll = a lot of bullsh!t hype.

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I was too distracted by Maynards limp wristed vocal delivery to even notice who else was on stage.
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TooOldToCare wrote: Mon Oct 21, 2024 8:05 am
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Mon Oct 21, 2024 8:01 am
TooOldToCare wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2024 10:39 am I watched a few other videos of this performance. The comments are full of nutjobs saying Jelly Roll and Maynard killed it. WTF? They were awful. Billy was okay. Wolfgunt played fine. Ozzy is almost dead. Jack Black is fat as fuck and looks like shit. The entire thing was pretty atrocious.
Jelly Roll = a lot of bullsh!t hype.

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I can't figure him out. A lot of these artists explode on the scene from somewhere. I assume many are from social media fame and have fleeting careers. I also can't stand the preaching types - like Jelly Roll. I don't know his backstory, nor do I care.
I don't really care about him one way or the other, but he was flat as fuck on the chorus of "Mama, I'm Coming Home". Kelly Clarkson did a FAR better job on "I Want to Know What Love Is".
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