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Need a bigger scale.
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He did an interview on Full In Bloom that was so bad that the interviewer basically told him to fuck off and stopped the interview. He is a fucking douche nozzle. Fat little middle aged men look strange in wigs anyway. He looks like a Lord of the Rings extra.
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HottKarl777 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 05, 2025 9:45 am He did an interview on Full In Bloom that was so bad that the interviewer basically told him to fuck off and stopped the interview. He is a fucking douche nozzle. Fat little middle aged men look strange in wigs anyway. He looks like a Lord of the Rings extra.
Really?

That FullInBloom dude usually seems quite personable and professional.
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veritas wrote: ↑Wed May 21, 2025 3:37 pm Wow, late to this thread, but Sleek is pulling a Moggio here.

It's absolutely idiotic to contend Zep weren't A-listers in the 1970s.
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You don't need to be great at bass to be a real Rock player. Play the root and hold down the low end. He was with the Saraya girl. He must have what it takes.
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Bassplayer: 4
Wig: 6
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cowpins wrote: ↑Sun Jan 05, 2025 9:30 am Need a bigger scale.
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At least 350...
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cream of wheat
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Ozzy Stradlin wrote: ↑Sun Jan 05, 2025 10:03 am
HottKarl777 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 05, 2025 9:45 am He did an interview on Full In Bloom that was so bad that the interviewer basically told him to fuck off and stopped the interview. He is a fucking douche nozzle. Fat little middle aged men look strange in wigs anyway. He looks like a Lord of the Rings extra.
Really?

That FullInBloom dude usually seems quite personable and professional.
Yeah. But Brian gave him so little to work with that at one point in the interview, the Full In Bloom guy took a sip of coffee and burped in Brian's ear, which took him aback. Finally Brian said something like "Ok, you can ask one more question" and Full In Bloom said, "nah, i think we're good".

The burp was pretty awesome.
LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Tue Oct 22, 2024 8:07 pm You can tell Sleek had nothing to do with this…thats why it’s so entertaining
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DangerZone wrote: ↑Sun Jan 05, 2025 2:27 pm cream of wheat
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He is a 10...On the Richter scale!
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362 and hasn’t seen his dong in years while pissing / showering.
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I don't know about Brian personally, but this inspired me to give The Great Radio Controversy another listen for the first time in ages. I think I like this album even more now then I did back then!

I'm a fan of wheat in general though. Wheat bread, cereal, wheat thins with pepperoni is a good snack.
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gtrjay wrote: ↑Mon Jan 06, 2025 10:01 am 362 and hasn’t seen his dong in years while pissing / showering.
are you saying he has a dicky-doo?
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He started the band with Frank Hannon & has several song writing credits, including Edison's Medicine. However, the wig negates all that. I give him a 5.
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as a bassist-5

belly/weight-10

Person-9 met him a few times, seemed ok

wig-10 (he has wiggie Donnie beatg by a mile
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I can't believe he has a book, and that someone wanted to interview about it.

Full In Bloom- "Is there anything you learned about yourself by doing that book?
Fat Guy-"No, not really... (silence)"

Riveting stuff...
Here's the interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYa92ALahAs
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I had him at a 5 (equivalent to 'meh') before I clicked on the interview

that sank him to a 1 (equivalent to 'what a f*cking a-hole!!)

TBH I didn't make it far, dude sounded stoned on something hard!
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