EVH Jacksons Victory tour story

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Re: EVH Jacksons Victory tour story

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I really have a hard time believing the stories as posted.

They are incredibly detailed accounts of things that happened, in most cases, 40 or more years ago. I mean, who really remembers an exact conversation in that manner like in the account above. And all of his accounts are like that.

Just hard to believe from a guy that's clearly getting catfished.
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BernieTaupson wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2025 8:33 am Everyone does that when they write autobiographies.
Actually, they don't. Not to this degree. I've read a ton of them.

This is written like it happened yesterday.

Bullshit detector is off the charts.
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Eddie was looking him right in the eye when he asked in a perfectly calm voice, “is that a fact?” while simultaneously flicking open a Bic and lighting his cigarette. He took a deep satisfying draw. His expression never changed, and he never shifted his gaze from the minion’s condescending stare when he said, “sorry, I was not aware.”
...and then he got tongue, throat and ultimately lung cancer and died.

The end.
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