Songs that describe the typical Metal Sludger

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Songs that describe the typical Metal Sludger

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I’ll start

Y&T - Don’t Tell Me What to Wear

Here’s a link for those that will bitch I don’t post links to songs. Some of you may have never heard of this song either

https://youtu.be/1VFipCBSN7E?si=HHLd1heuOPuFOJBU
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In 2025?

Toby Keith - As Good As I Once Was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldQrapQ4d0Y
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Fasterpussy Cat- Cat Bash(me)
Others some stupid Aerosmith song from Rocks
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Nate S Axel wrote: ↑Fri Jan 31, 2025 7:08 pm In 2025?

Toby Keith - As Good As I Once Was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldQrapQ4d0Y
You're being way too polite! That describes a lot of guys past the age of 40! RIP TOBY!

Here's my vote. SR-71 "Axl Rose"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8YIJ47KglU
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^ that’s awesome!

Big hair, Broken heart- Betty Blowtorch
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Portal - Glumurphonel
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Kid Rock - Low Life

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i0DysKvt4 ... IGxpZmU%3D
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LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2025 9:44 am ^ that’s awesome!

Big hair, Broken heart- Betty Blowtorch
I love Betty Blowtorch!

That one is probably the winner.
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poisonheart wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2025 10:00 am Portal - Glumurphonel
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poisonheart wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2025 10:00 amPortal - Glumurphonel

WASHED UP!!

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It's good to be bad
It's the best time you'll ever have
What the hell is this ultra sad
Pray for your cool and work on that ass!
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poisonheart wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2025 10:00 am Portal - Glumurphonel
That was terrible :?
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I don’t know of any songs about getting fat & being a proud liberal
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Beck - Loser
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DangerZone wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2025 8:23 pm I don’t know of any songs about getting fat & being a proud liberal
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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