Frankie Valli at the Grammys
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Re: Frankie Valli at the Grammys
We should all be lucky to make it to 90 with a 40-year younger wife/grave robber.
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Re: Frankie Valli at the Grammys
Who's his plastic surgeon?



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No kidding. His brain, voice, and frail walk aside, he doesn't look 90. My mom is 85 and looks like she's melting and shrinking.
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According to many reports, this guy had an amazing amount of puss in his life.Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:37 am No kidding. His brain, voice, and frail walk aside, he doesn't look 90. My mom is 85 and looks like she's melting and shrinking.
Clearly keeps you young.
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Yeah. I don't think my Mom has had much puss, so it makes sense.NeonKnite wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:41 amAccording to many reports, this guy had an amazing amount of puss in his life.Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:37 am No kidding. His brain, voice, and frail walk aside, he doesn't look 90. My mom is 85 and looks like she's melting and shrinking.
Clearly keeps you young.

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He’s 90 & she’s 60.
That’s about right
That’s about right
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That said, he clearly shouldn't be performing because it's outright abuse. He's not singing, only barely moving his lips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEIgI2otbGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEIgI2otbGg
Wiseacre wrote: Listen, I am 100% self-taught and don’t want to sound arrogant, but Ezrin himself would probably shake my fucking hand for how I managed to put that all together. Anyone who knows anything about music would know that.
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It is clear he's not singing. He may want to be on that stage because that is all he knows. Tony Bennet could barely speak IRL, but he could still remember his songs on stage with his dementia. Different set of circumstances, but these old crooners go till they drop over.NeonKnite wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 9:13 am That said, he clearly shouldn't be performing because it's outright abuse. He's not singing, only barely moving his lips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEIgI2otbGg
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He looks good for 90, but she looks amazing for 60.
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My mom looks like shit too and she’s just 81 and then the fact that there’s only us 3 kids so she hasn’t had much sex at all.Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:48 amYeah. I don't think my Mom has had much puss, so it makes sense.NeonKnite wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:41 amAccording to many reports, this guy had an amazing amount of puss in his life.Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:37 am No kidding. His brain, voice, and frail walk aside, he doesn't look 90. My mom is 85 and looks like she's melting and shrinking.
Clearly keeps you young.![]()

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Good for him, interviewers didn’t help him much when he was struggling … he’s still sharper than me.
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Grease is the word.NeonKnite wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:41 amAccording to many reports, this guy had an amazing amount of puss in his life.Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:37 am No kidding. His brain, voice, and frail walk aside, he doesn't look 90. My mom is 85 and looks like she's melting and shrinking.
Clearly keeps you young.
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So are you saying that she doesn't have a lot of sex because there are only three of you to have sex with?eddie lee roth wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 1:04 pmMy mom looks like shit too and she’s just 81 and then the fact that there’s only us 3 kids so she hasn’t had much sex at all.Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:48 amYeah. I don't think my Mom has had much puss, so it makes sense.![]()
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Yes and I was the baby of the family.LovePowerFromTheMamaHead wrote: ↑Fri Feb 07, 2025 10:43 amSo are you saying that she doesn't have a lot of sex because there are only three of you to have sex with?eddie lee roth wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 1:04 pmMy mom looks like shit too and she’s just 81 and then the fact that there’s only us 3 kids so she hasn’t had much sex at all.Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:48 am
Yeah. I don't think my Mom has had much puss, so it makes sense.![]()
After I got through sucking on her titties she swore off sex.
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Re: Frankie Valli at the Grammys
Did he fall or do the splits?
Is Colonel Tom Parker his manager?
I don’t think anybody could stop Frankie from going on that stage if that’s what he wants to do.
Is Colonel Tom Parker his manager?
I don’t think anybody could stop Frankie from going on that stage if that’s what he wants to do.