Bobby Blotzer = piece of shit

[REO Cokewagon]

Blotzer: Ratt’s music always crushed Motley (drummer Troy podcast):

https://blabbermouth.net/news/bobby-blo ... -musically

drummertroy's podcast:
https://www.tinyurl.com/blotzratt

[REO Cokewagon]

Step 1 of more piece-of-shit moments

Fuck him.

https://metalsludge.tv/hes-back-bobby-b ... t-in-2024/

[Black Stuff]

Step 1 of more piece-of-shit moments

Fuck him.

https://metalsludge.tv/hes-back-bobby-b ... t-in-2024/

next gig-a door deal at Joes rib shack

[REO Cokewagon]

https://metalsludge.tv/hater-alert-ex-r ... a-jag-off/

[REO Cokewagon]

Blobster sludges Juan and his band:

https://metalsludge.tv/bobby-bitter-bob ... e_vignette

[REO Cokewagon]

Blobster makin' shit even more confusin':

https://metalsludge.tv/back-pedal-bobby ... -comments/

[Indy_Rob]

Blobster sludges Juan and his band:

https://metalsludge.tv/bobby-bitter-bob ... e_vignette

Bobby Blotzer is the dumbest of dumb fucks. God, what an illiterate piece of shit. His stupidity makes me incredibly angry.

[EvilRockPosh]

Even by drummer standards that is some caveman shit.

[Black Stuff]

Even by drummer standards that is some caveman shit.

mental patients make more sense than Blippy

[Indy_Rob]

Even by drummer standards that is some caveman shit.

He makes LA Glamrocker sound like Shakespeare.

[REO Cokewagon]

Can you change the thread title to "Promote Your Las Vegas Crap Here"?

[REO Cokewagon]

Pete Evick: “Bobby Blotzer is tough to deal with”
Pete Evick: "Bobby Blotzer said; “If It Wasn’t For Us (Ratt) Poison Wouldn’t Even Be On The Map!”"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1f1xN4Sngs

https://metalsludge.tv/1-bad-boy-pete-e ... n-the-map/

Pete Evick of the Bret Michaels Band was recently a guest on the Chuck Shute Podcast.

Evick has plenty to say and it’s not a shock that the same guy who took Sebastian Bach to task, isn’t mincing words when he brings up former Ratt drummer Bobby Blotzer.

Evick takes a few swipes at Blotzer saying (All transcription by Metal Sludge); “Bobby is a lot to deal with. Bobby Blotzer is a lot to deal with.”

Evick then goes on to describe a day on tour with the Bret Michaels Band.

The guitarist recalls a specific night that also included Ratt (Bobby Blotzer‘s version), Dokken, Warrant and Jack Russell’s Great White.


Evick in addition to being the lead guitarist for Michaels solo band, is also the MD (music director) and the TM (tour manager) as well.

Evick then explains on how one arena was laid out and the biggest dressing room was closest to the stage, which is usually reserved for the night’s headliner, which was the Bret Michaels Band on this night.

Pete felt it a better idea to assign the closer dressing room (regardless of size) to Jack Russell‘s group.

Evick then details that Russell was already having some serious health issues and he wanted to give Jack the courtesy, to be closer to the stage.

In short, Evick says: “We’re the headliner and we’re Bret Michaels. So we should get that (biggest) dressing room, right? Because I was the tour manager (and guitar player) I would come (early in the morning) and assign the dressing rooms.”

“On that tour, it was my decision who got what dressing rooms. And, even if the dressing room was the biggest dressing room… whatever dressing room was closest to the stage, we gave Jack Russell“ adds Evick.


Evick then says: “So, Bobby (Blotzer) comes in, ‘What the F#@k! I need the biggest dressing room today’ (yelling sounds) and he starts yelling at me. He’s like, ‘If it wasn’t for us (Ratt) Poison wouldn’t be on the F#@king map anyway’, ‘And Bret‘s here because of us (Ratt) giving him a chance anyway.'”

The arugment seemed to be overheard by some of the other musicians back-stage, and it seemingly perked up the ears of Don Dokken who was just down the hall.

Evick then explains that Dokken walked up, stood with Evick and blasted Blotzer; “Bobby what the F#@k is your problem? It’s F#@king Jack‘s room. What the F#@k! Whatever F#@king Pete says, it is. I am down there in the corner, I’ll take the smallest dressing room.”

Evick adds; “Love him or hate him, Don (Dokken) speaks the truth.”

The podcast is full of stories that Evick shares including some of the recent Rikki Rockett drama that surrounded Bret Michaels not touring with Poison in 2025.

[cowpins]

[WentEast]

If this has already been mentioned I apologise, but anyone tracking the Blotzer knocking up Moon Unit Zappa story? In his book he describes it like he got her pregnant (he identifies her by name) and makes it sound like she wanted him to go with her to tell Frank and he said no way, and he doesn’t really say what happened to the kid.

In her book, which I just finished, she says she only told him long after she had an abortion and there is nothing about wanting him to talk to her parents. Interestingly, she doesn’t identify him by name, only calling him “the drummer in a metal band.”

Blotzer comes off worse in HIS version of the story, which is quite an accomplishment.

[Michael Hotts Ghost]

Blotzy is overdue for an appearance on the pad

[dmbrocker]

Blotzy is overdue for an appearance on the pad

Think he might be seething about not getting a call from 'Arry about the Maiden gig now that Nicko's gone?

[skinni]

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[gtrjay]

With 1.37M views, this epic thread deserves immortality

Merry Christmas to us!

[Black Stuff]

With 1.37M views, this epic thread deserves immortality

Merry Christmas to us!

Merry Blotzmas!

[daveg]

With 1.37M views, this epic thread deserves immortality

Merry Christmas to us!

I'll admit to about 10k of those

[Blotzer's Treehouse]

Never forget:
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I've been waiting for a shining moment to share this gem... Bobby hired a production company to film an intro for his new band's gigs. I have a copy of the story board and it's the most hilarious thing I've ever read. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. THIS is what Bobby actually sent to them:


The stage is black. A large video screen looms behind the drum kit.
A low, dramatic, sustained drone (in the key of “E”) of music slowly rises.
The screen suddenly flashes with static/snow, like a television struggling to get a signal.
An “80’s” style TV appears on the large video screen.
The original MTV theme comes up on the small screen overlapping the drone.
The iconic familiar MTV astronaut plants the flag on the moon and original DJ Mark Goodman introduces the original video to the song “Round and Round”. It becomes a quick montage of Ratt’s videos.
The video suddenly slows to a stop, like a cassette tape that has malfunctioned. The images on the screen freeze, then melt away like wax, like the audience is peaking on acid.
Static fills the big screen once again. Then we are tight on a newspaper headline.The scene shot in blue film treatment except for the lamp, chair,the table and bottle and radio, and the hat on the mans head. The name of the news paper postinioned where L.A times would be, is?“ world News”? We slowly pull out from the newspaper.
A man bathed in a blue spotlight from overhead, sits in a chair reading the paper. Still in Blue film, A small table at his side. A bottle of Jack Daniels and an “80’s” Ghetto Blaster rest on the table.
The man turns the page of the newspaper, shaking his head regretfully.
The audience sees the newsprint...
“Ratt to call it quits”. “Inner strife causes Ratt to hang it up”. “Ratt drummer vows to continue bringing the Ratt hits to the fans”.
“No more “Ratt and Roll”...?The man reading the paper looks up from behind it. It’s then we see his face...Ratt Drummer Bobby Blotzer.
Bobby crumples up the paper and tosses it. He grabs a bottle of Jack and sits back in his chair. He takes a swig.
Still bathed in blue light, He turns on the Ghetto blaster. A DJ comes over the radio.
DJ?Here’s a classic song from 1984
by “Ratt” start a Ratt song
Bobby’s head nods slowly with the song. Suddenly the song stops, much like earlier in our video. The DJ comes back on again...
DJ (CONT’D)?Sorry folks, looks like we have some
technical difficulties. Hmmm, this has never happened, Hopefully we can get it back to you.
Bobby looks at the radio.
DJ (CONT’D)?Hey, let’s also Hope Ratt can get it back together too.
Would be a shame not to hear that great music live anymore...
Bobby puts the bottle of Jack down and puts his head in his hands.
Disjointed voices begin to call Bobby’s name.
The faces behind the voices begin to appear and disappear above Bobby as they speak... in a spinning camera motion around Bobby, from left . spin right , spin left, shoulder shots.
VOICE 1?:Ratt’s done dude, 34 years you’ve put in this, its time to move
on!
VOICE 2?:So you think you can go out as ratt on your own you’re your new band? You’re dreaming bro, Ratt’s over..
VOICE 3?:It was a good time Bobby but all good things come to an end!
VOICE 4:?Too bad Ratt split up, they kicked
ass..?It’s then that Bobby gets up out of the chair. Holding his head as to silence the voices in his head.
He grabs the bottle of Jack and takes another swig. He looks at the Ghetto blaster and tries to turn it on. It won’t work...
Bobby smacks it a couple times.
He finally stands back and throws the bottle of Jack at the Radio.
The bottle explodes and radio falls to the ground in slow motion.
Bobby stands there, head down. It suddenly begins to snow on him.
He looks up into the sky, his arms in a christ like pose, snow falling on him. An angelic female figure whispering in his ear, comforting him, you can do it, relax people will appreciate that your keeping the music alive!!
The Video fades to black...
Suddenly the blue light that bathed Bobby Blotzer in the video, comes up on the stage.
(Now live on stage)
The blue light shines on the same Ghetto blaster from the video that is now laying on it’s side on stage. A fresh bottle of Jack next to it. They’re covered in snow.
A Janitor walks across the stage sweeping it. He comes to the bottle of Jack and the Ghetto Blaster.
The janitor grabs the bottle, cleans the snow off and takes a swig. He sweeps the snow off the radio and turns it on.
“Ratt” music starts coming out of it.
The Janitor starts rocking to the music. He throws his broom, grabs the Jack and the ghetto blaster and happily walks off stage, Ghetto blaster to his ear...
The band kicks off...Ratt Live!!!
Story By Bobby Blotzer & Michael May




I AM NOT KIDDING. They actually starting filming this too, but they had a bunch of arguments with production company, including my fav: Bobby wanted to use instant potatoes straight out of the box instead of actual fake snow because he heard somewhere that "that's how they do it in the movies" (what?!) But obviously production wanted to get something more professional and bobby wouldn't spend the extra money for it.
I am grateful to be here to share this with you all, because I almost died from laughter the first time I read it.

[MOON]

Never forget:
---------------------------------------------------

I've been waiting for a shining moment to share this gem... Bobby hired a production company to film an intro for his new band's gigs. I have a copy of the story board and it's the most hilarious thing I've ever read. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. THIS is what Bobby actually sent to them:


The stage is black. A large video screen looms behind the drum kit.
A low, dramatic, sustained drone (in the key of “E”) of music slowly rises.
The screen suddenly flashes with static/snow, like a television struggling to get a signal.
An “80’s” style TV appears on the large video screen.
The original MTV theme comes up on the small screen overlapping the drone.
The iconic familiar MTV astronaut plants the flag on the moon and original DJ Mark Goodman introduces the original video to the song “Round and Round”. It becomes a quick montage of Ratt’s videos.
The video suddenly slows to a stop, like a cassette tape that has malfunctioned. The images on the screen freeze, then melt away like wax, like the audience is peaking on acid.
Static fills the big screen once again. Then we are tight on a newspaper headline.The scene shot in blue film treatment except for the lamp, chair,the table and bottle and radio, and the hat on the mans head. The name of the news paper postinioned where L.A times would be, is?“ world News”? We slowly pull out from the newspaper.
A man bathed in a blue spotlight from overhead, sits in a chair reading the paper. Still in Blue film, A small table at his side. A bottle of Jack Daniels and an “80’s” Ghetto Blaster rest on the table.
The man turns the page of the newspaper, shaking his head regretfully.
The audience sees the newsprint...
“Ratt to call it quits”. “Inner strife causes Ratt to hang it up”. “Ratt drummer vows to continue bringing the Ratt hits to the fans”.
“No more “Ratt and Roll”...?The man reading the paper looks up from behind it. It’s then we see his face...Ratt Drummer Bobby Blotzer.
Bobby crumples up the paper and tosses it. He grabs a bottle of Jack and sits back in his chair. He takes a swig.
Still bathed in blue light, He turns on the Ghetto blaster. A DJ comes over the radio.
DJ?Here’s a classic song from 1984
by “Ratt” start a Ratt song
Bobby’s head nods slowly with the song. Suddenly the song stops, much like earlier in our video. The DJ comes back on again...
DJ (CONT’D)?Sorry folks, looks like we have some
technical difficulties. Hmmm, this has never happened, Hopefully we can get it back to you.
Bobby looks at the radio.
DJ (CONT’D)?Hey, let’s also Hope Ratt can get it back together too.
Would be a shame not to hear that great music live anymore...
Bobby puts the bottle of Jack down and puts his head in his hands.
Disjointed voices begin to call Bobby’s name.
The faces behind the voices begin to appear and disappear above Bobby as they speak... in a spinning camera motion around Bobby, from left . spin right , spin left, shoulder shots.
VOICE 1?:Ratt’s done dude, 34 years you’ve put in this, its time to move
on!
VOICE 2?:So you think you can go out as ratt on your own you’re your new band? You’re dreaming bro, Ratt’s over..
VOICE 3?:It was a good time Bobby but all good things come to an end!
VOICE 4:?Too bad Ratt split up, they kicked
ass..?It’s then that Bobby gets up out of the chair. Holding his head as to silence the voices in his head.
He grabs the bottle of Jack and takes another swig. He looks at the Ghetto blaster and tries to turn it on. It won’t work...
Bobby smacks it a couple times.
He finally stands back and throws the bottle of Jack at the Radio.
The bottle explodes and radio falls to the ground in slow motion.
Bobby stands there, head down. It suddenly begins to snow on him.
He looks up into the sky, his arms in a christ like pose, snow falling on him. An angelic female figure whispering in his ear, comforting him, you can do it, relax people will appreciate that your keeping the music alive!!
The Video fades to black...
Suddenly the blue light that bathed Bobby Blotzer in the video, comes up on the stage.
(Now live on stage)
The blue light shines on the same Ghetto blaster from the video that is now laying on it’s side on stage. A fresh bottle of Jack next to it. They’re covered in snow.
A Janitor walks across the stage sweeping it. He comes to the bottle of Jack and the Ghetto Blaster.
The janitor grabs the bottle, cleans the snow off and takes a swig. He sweeps the snow off the radio and turns it on.
“Ratt” music starts coming out of it.
The Janitor starts rocking to the music. He throws his broom, grabs the Jack and the ghetto blaster and happily walks off stage, Ghetto blaster to his ear...
The band kicks off...Ratt Live!!!
Story By Bobby Blotzer & Michael May




I AM NOT KIDDING. They actually starting filming this too, but they had a bunch of arguments with production company, including my fav: Bobby wanted to use instant potatoes straight out of the box instead of actual fake snow because he heard somewhere that "that's how they do it in the movies" (what?!) But obviously production wanted to get something more professional and bobby wouldn't spend the extra money for it.
I am grateful to be here to share this with you all, because I almost died from laughter the first time I read it.

Lmao that's hilarious

[Black Stuff]

Big role for thebottlw of Jack

[Turner Coates]

Ladies and Gennelmens, Mr. Bobby Blotzer, in his own words and stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNbisEKvKCI

[gtrjay]

Ladies and Gennelmens, Mr. Bobby Blotzer, in his own words and stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNbisEKvKCI

Well this was years ago.

Wonder how many carpets he’s cleaned since then. Plus Mitch needs to shower. He looks like he smells.

[ParaDime77]

Ladies and Gennelmens, Mr. Bobby Blotzer, in his own words and stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNbisEKvKCI

Well this was years ago.

Wonder how many carpets he’s cleaned since then. Plus Mitch needs to shower. He looks like he smells.

Carpets? The guy is 66 years old. There hasn’t been a record of him clean carpets in decades man.

[Turner Coates]

Ladies and Gennelmens, Mr. Bobby Blotzer, in his own words and stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNbisEKvKCI

Well this was years ago.

Wonder how many carpets he’s cleaned since then. Plus Mitch needs to shower. He looks like he smells.

Carpets? The guy is 66 years old. There hasn’t been a record of him clean carpets in decades man.

He has no chance of ever getting into the Carpet Cleaners Hall Of Fame.

[gtrjay]

Ladies and Gennelmens, Mr. Bobby Blotzer, in his own words and stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNbisEKvKCI

Well this was years ago.

Wonder how many carpets he’s cleaned since then. Plus Mitch needs to shower. He looks like he smells.

Carpets? The guy is 66 years old. There hasn’t been a record of him clean carpets in decades man.

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