1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy

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After the Fire - "Der Kommissar"
11
17%
Dexys Midnight Runners - "Come On Eileen"
20
30%
Madness - "Our House"
13
20%
Men Without Hats - "The Safety Dance"
12
18%
Kajagoogoo - "Too Shy"
10
15%
 
Total votes: 66
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1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy

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For all you new wave-loving Sludgers (surely we have some here), take a trip back to 1983 and listen to these five (mostly) one-hit-wonders and pick your favorite! Just a fun little poll that I decided to come up with, and besides, they're all pretty dang classic, IMO...
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Too Shy for the win! That bass line is great!
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I like Kevin Rowland/DMR the best overall but yea, Too Shy is the winner.

Kajagoogoo - "Too Shy"
Dexys Midnight Runners - "Come On Eileen"
After the Fire - "Der Kommissar"
Madness - "Our House"
Men Without Hats - "The Safety Dance"
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After the Fire - "Der Kommissar", is my fav out of that list.
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List of songs that I absolutely hated as a young metal head, but what a great list of tunes that is now. Love em all.

Come on Eileen should be the winner, but I'm going with Men without Hats. Only because I saw them a few months ago, and they were surprisingly excellent live. Singer in his 70's ran around like a teenager.
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daveg wrote: Thu Feb 13, 2025 9:20 am List of songs that I absolutely hated as a young metal head, but what a great list of tunes that is now. Love em all.

Come on Eileen should be the winner, but I'm going with Men without Hats. Only because I saw them a few months ago, and they were surprisingly excellent live. Singer in his 70's ran around like a teenager.
My vote and saw MWOH too. Made me listen to a lot of their tunes that weren't MTV-bound. It's a lot of well-crafted, fun synth-pop. Ivan (singer) is absolutely young at heart and pulls off his "look" really well. Super-nice dude, too. Of course he is; he's Canadian. :D
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Google says that Der Kommissar was Falco!
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Psychobolia.com wrote: Thu Feb 13, 2025 11:13 am Google says that Der Kommissar was Falco!
Originally, yes, but I chose the cover by ATF as one of the options here since I prefer that one slightly.
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I ll take The Safety Dance in this battle !
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I once saw a porn titled "Cum On Eileen".

Carry on.
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I voted for the one that got misnamed No Doubt on Napster.
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The greatest New Wave album of all time ...

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Motherfuckin' Falco, he's even got his statue in Austria.

That said, I like Madness more.
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dmbrocker wrote: Thu Feb 13, 2025 11:38 am
Psychobolia.com wrote: Thu Feb 13, 2025 11:13 am Google says that Der Kommissar was Falco!
Originally, yes, but I chose the cover by ATF as one of the options here since I prefer that one slightly.
Fuck Der Skab Kommissar.
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Went with "Our House", but like them all except for the Kajagoogoo song.
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Der Kommissar. All those other songs are shit, except for "Safety Dance" which is okay just cause it's quirky.
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EyeDocOfRock wrote: Thu Feb 13, 2025 12:27 pm I ll take The Safety Dance in this battle !
Hell yes! And the video is trippy.
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What a great time for music and film … glad I was alive to live it … it may be the last time I was truly alive.
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Too Shy, but only because Limahl is from Wigan. And because he sung The Neverending Story.
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Who the fuck puts a house in the middle of the street??? 🤔
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Gibsonite wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2025 5:43 pm Who the fuck puts a house in the middle of the street??? 🤔
It's Madness, I tell you.
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Danzig in the Dark wrote: Mon Feb 17, 2025 7:40 am
Gibsonite wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2025 5:43 pm Who the fuck puts a house in the middle of the street??? 🤔
It's Madness, I tell you.
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Danzig in the Dark wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2025 6:11 am
dmbrocker wrote: Thu Feb 13, 2025 11:38 am
Psychobolia.com wrote: Thu Feb 13, 2025 11:13 am Google says that Der Kommissar was Falco!
Originally, yes, but I chose the cover by ATF as one of the options here since I prefer that one slightly.
Fuck Der Skab Kommissar.
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Dexy's Midnight Runners song is annoying because of the violin and the bad vocal performance (a dead rat in the throat?)

So be it Too Shy by KajaKooKoo
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